/cum/

inb4 it's a trap and he gets mugged

I think Colorado, Utah, Wyoming and Montana would be its own region. Im certain Nevada would rather go elsewhere.
Dont know enough about Idaho to whether or not they'd join Rocky Mtn group or the PNW group

he will get mugged of his dignity

haven't watched any porn or have even had a fap in over 1 week and i'm losing my god damn mind here fellas

>implying he had any to begin with

based
FUCK TINDERPOSTERS
FUCK WOMEN

I haven't tapped ever and am 21
I think I will over break but my mom is home all day and I don't want to get caught

bait b8

don't start,

ask her to show you how

Nevada would definitely go with california

Idaho would go with MT/WY/UT politically, although there's more people on the coastline. What would probably happen would be WA/OR/ID/MT/WY/CO/UT together, although Oregon would have a large group who would want to become california

not bait
I think I should do it once at least, I get inconvenient wet dreams because I don't ejaculate often

Trying to put on weight is hard. My tummy hurts and I feel like barfing

If you do, don't consume porn. leave it up to your imagination

>Oregon would want a large group to become California
This is funny because I always see online hate on California from people who say they're from Oregon.
But I do like the look of that group, the Rockies weakness if balkanized always was no coastline. Know it'll never happen but its always fun to think about it.

I watch porn already, why would I not use it

you watch porn but don't masturbate ?

its bait stop replying

Yeah I didn't realize that was weird until two years ago t b h f a m
and not bait I swear don't listen to the dumb swede

did it die

Hello /cum/

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my pizza burned a bit

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FUCK I just need a girl to cuddle with. We don't even have to have sex or date or anything, just cuddle once or twice a week.

Hey bud. How's the sunburn?

Sure let's divide up all the regions except the midwest. North Dakota, Cleveland, what's the difference?

couldn't imagine giving hiro money

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howdy
that makes it better

I don't think I've bought a single videogame released after 2016, which isn't to say I haven't been buying videogames either

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im not in the same region as texas
>t. Washingtonian

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Not too bad now.
It's settled down nicely.
How are you matey?
I bought a pass drunk, I hated the captcha and it pissing me off.
I really wish I didn't.

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That's great.
Doing well. Had a comfy day hanging with the dog.
What are you up to today?

Shit map. Only region that matters.

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shit map
UP is rightful Wisconsin clay

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Good morning lads. This morning has been an interesting morning "Finding" things. Not only did I find a used condom packet in the dust pan but I also managed to find about 7 of the Alcoholics pokemon cards hidden under the lounge, a 2GB Micro SD card behind the book cupboard where all the lazy cunts sweep the mess so they don't have to use a dust bin to pick it up. I wonder if there's nudes on the SD card lads. I don't have a SD card adapter to check at the moment.

create the new great finnish nation my brother

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Also now that I found the used condom packet I'm going fuck with the house mates for giggles & leave my used water based lube packets in the lounge room & see if It gets mentioned openly. HAHAHA.

I think about all the girls that have ever shown interest in me and then I think about how I never even got a chance

what the fuck is anything west of Pennsylvania doing in the North East Section? I can understand an argument for Virginia but the fuck is this shit bed?

pooop

lol nice

better

Posted in wrong thread

Need a independent Missouri NOW

considering its not west of the Mississippi. if theres only 4 regions thats how id do it

heres one i did in 2016 i think

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Illinois is more in the Rust Belt than Minnesota

I'm also going to place one near the Staff office door at night time & see if it get's mentioned. HAHA.

Based Antonio cutting off the competition

oy vey, first they get mad at no fap november saying it's anti-semitic, and now they're trying to block bongs from watching porn.

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will be fapping like a DOG later today

i think i switched them at the time bc Minnesota leaned more politically left than illinois and outside of Chicago Illinois is very much like Missouri

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Why is Bong government like this ?

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t. Incel beta cuck

OH NO NO NO.

why won't one fuck you then

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Not reading all of that lmao

Pending computer restart for the Windows Updates lads.

Hmmm whats a better insult, fag/faggot or nigger?

Maps are wrong, Maryland is a southern states.

i want to go watch capeshit at the theatre but i don't have anyone to go with

depends on the person, i dont mind either

Nope, it's mid-Atlantic
t. Marylander

tl;dr

are the rest of the residents mostly younger?

Thinking about downloading a porn torrent.

Life requires too much paperwork

why do women like gays so much

Tinder says I have 10+ likes, but this is probably a marketing ploy to get me to buy tinder gold

Yep :(

The Alcoholic is 24 & the only female in the house is 30. She's a big girl, would take a blowie from her if offered.

Florida isn't southern.

And there's two other males in there 40's

Have you ever told anyone that you wanted to kill yourself, /cum/?

GOD I WANT TO CUM INSIDE A FEMALE

Still can’t believe someone else in this thread matched with the same girl as me and then stole her

you should ask. she's probably bored and would do it

>Florida isn't southern.

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yeah and it landed me in the loony bin

I'm also a Marylander and It's a southern state. Historically, culturally (though blended with the north east) and even geographically (we have geographic features of southern states such as cypress swamps). The U.S. census also labels Maryland as a southern State. Our state song is a confederate marching song. Not that I think the south is all that great it's just a pet peeve if mine to see it left out when it's not even a matter of debate.

but they don't have funny accents

Yes, but only a fellow suicidal friend. We are both fine now.

>Florida is southern.

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I guess I'm just in denial because I hate the south so much.

this tbqh
not worth it, normies can't help us

>Marylanders actually believe this

Hmm she does seem pretty bored. She wanders around the house. It's because she's normally at TAFE 3 days a week. But she's waiting for her results.