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Dark elf is for ....

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Who know White Women LOVE Big, Muslim cock?
Praise Allah!

Do it

kontol

Get someone who looks young and over 20 and fuck him

pengen ngentot gan

Guyih

Why don't you come to Finland for a wife?

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Start with something saver.
Public pool where shotas go in pack without parent supervision

Weeb?

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Depan:aku
Belakang:kamu

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so when are we going to make it official guys?

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You guys do realize that she's a complete gold digger and is only marrying this 1/10 looking toad for his power and money. Thank you Malaysia for taking this THOT and her genes out of our Euro gene pool.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6568019/Malaysian-kings-new-beauty-queen-wife-PREGNANT.html

That was quick (but then again it's the Daily Fail so take the report with skepticism)

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You got a better idea to fix relations with Russia after an airliner missile shoot down with 300 dead?
They have known each other for at least 2years now.

The boomer King wouldn't mind that if she gives good succ

Hello people, do you know about consumption of rhino horn in your country or environment?
I was wondering lately how do you 'take' rhino horn? Do you snort it as powder?

you do realize these "guys" put the topic as OP to mock him?

we sell it to chinks.
we dont use it ourselves

Would you want to try it?

Those kind of stuff are usually powdered and mixed in soup for vitality or fertility. Haven't heard of rhino hunting for a while now, only a sniper who snipes elephant drinking at nearby lake.

Do you buy a complete horn?
I think if you buy powder you might as well get crushed fingernails.

even us know that it is retarded

some japanese idols about to get thrown to jail for orchestrating attack and rape on a fellow idol

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3 months is a long time

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I don't deal with that stuff, I'm a law abiding citizen who only smuggle fireworks,fruits and rice for self consumption. These horns are usually shipped from Africa to Malaysian port, transferred to trucks and then sent by land route to Vietnam for processing before final product is sold in China. Almost all the intercepted shipments at Thai border are unprocessed or frozen in case of animals like pangolins.
If you want to know more just go to Penang and ask Anson Wong, the Pablo Escobar of wildlife or Lizard King which is the name FBI gave him.

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>getting striked for posting a video about Allah's warriors
mashallah

I bet you spreading some terrorist shit

Ok thanks maybe I will, but I fear that he will cut off my human horn to sell it to chinks.

Just don't end up like this guy.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bruno_Manser
People in these business are not afraid to snipe forest ranger patrols and a Special Branch spy was gunned down last year while investigating smugglers on top of their latest murder method, assassination by trucking officers since it's hard to identify whether its murder or manslaughter.

Too cold

Fascinating

Wait what?

This. Anything below 20deg is too cold and anything above 32deg is too hot.

hujan

>49 days left

youtube.com/watch?v=USCeoLpcYTA

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One of akb member and her friend orchestrated a raped on her fellow member as a revenge for revealing her forbidden love relationship with her fan. The victim reported the incident to their manager but she got ignored. The girl livestream herself crying but the management shut it down. Sounds bizarre right?

until what

Kek, serve her right for being a tattle-tale

why thread kill

What are some red flags for you? For me it's when a Malaysian or Indonesian flag starts making fun of people for being a virgin, that's how you know they're whiteoids using a proxy.

t. virgin

This one specifically

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t. bule

t. mat salleh trying to fit in

>1 1 3

Bapak ah. Bende ni pon nak repot ke?

Slave husbandry programme

I'm not a bule and i actually make fun of you virgin loser who's probably in his 25++ and still not married yet

Whenever Filipinos start talking about Tagalog/Bisayans, when Vietnamese start talking about the Suzuki Cup, or whenever Peru shows up at all.

Those type of peoples need to be genocide desu.

Dah diorang belum ade jodoh nak buat camne, ape la org putih ni.

Whenever you start talking about AFA?

Tau diri lah kau, kalau jelek ya carilah yang jelek saje

>jodoh di tangan Tuhan
When will this incel meme stop?

>hurr but jodoh aku takde datang lagi
Classic malays finding ways to justify their virginity problem

Saya sangat sakiti hati pabila saya baca komen kamu.

Dah itu ajaran Islam, meme pulak katanya cina ni.

Indon ni negara kafir ke ape?

Aik macam pelik je aku tengok
If that's how your logic works then no need to socialise and find the one, since Allah has predetermined and she will automagically appear out of thin air huehuehue

อุ๊ย อุ๊ย อุ๊ย อุ๊ย อุ๊ย อุ๊ย อุ๊ย
อุ๊ย อุ๊ย อุ๊ย อุ๊ย อุ๊ย อุ๊ย

โอ๊ะ โอ๊ะ โอ๊ะ โอ๊ะ โอ๊ะ โอ๊ะ โอ๊ะ
โอ๊ะ โอ๊ะ โอ๊ะ โอ๊ะ โอ๊ะ โอ๊ย

อิ๊ อิ๊ อิ๊ อิ๊ อิ๊ อิ๊ อิ๊
อิ๊ อิ๊ อิ๊ อิ๊ อิ๊ อิ๊ อี้

อ้าย อ้าย อ้าย อ้าย อร๊าย
อ้าย อ้าย อ้าย อ้าย อ้าย อ้าย
อ้าย อ้าย อ้าย

Jadi ko x percaya la yang Allah tentukan semua ye? Usaha2 kan la tapi dah x sangkut nak buat camne

>nak buat camne
Takyah la nak tuduh2 muh jodoh pulak, kalau gagal tu usaha balik la, takkan kau nak give up cam tu je

>muh jodoh
Dah benda betul, ko x percaya ke Allah tentukan semua?
>kalau gagal tu usaha balik la, takkan kau nak give up cam tu je
Eee bangang betul Indon ni, kan aku dah kate kena usaha2 kan, bodoh! bahlul!

Puki ayam santai bangsat, hanya kerana Allah tentukan semua tak bermakna kau tu boleh tuduh kegagalan diri kau tu kepada taqdir atau jodoh, faham? Belajar la istiqamah dalam berusaha

>married before 25
lmao imagine this bluepilled

I don't even know what to say anymore so I'll try one more time. Kalau dah x sangkut (if it doesn't work out with the girl), nak buat camne (what can you do?). Move on jer la, why do you keep repeating the same shit I said? I sincerely hope none of your kids inherited your stupidity.

Kalau dah tak sangkut tu kau pigi cari awek laen la pastu cuba ngan dia pulak, bila masa aku kata kau kena usaha dgn yang lama tu pulak

>tfw 25 and no wife
Duit pun skit, rumah xde, nak berangan 2 nak kahwin

Indon ingat kahwin main2 jer, lepas ~3 tahun cerai. Western betul diorang ni.

>dude just get married bro!
Indon normies get out!

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>imagine being 25++ and haven't had sex outside of marriage
LMAOing at the amount of years you plebs have wasted

GOOD JOB user! U SURE SHOWED EM

Weird flex but ok

>not being a volcel
dont take the cuckpill

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But 4channel is normie board, get back to Jow Forums you non normie.

>santai bangsat

That's a new one

But you've got it all backwards. Jow Forums is the normie board, it's the home of /soc/ after all.

What is volcel?

voluntarily celibate

aka the average orang bujang

>neck-deep in student debt
>no house
>eldest born so expected to be the breadwinner of the family who makes all the sacrifices

I pretty much gave up on getting married. Lots of malay & amoi girls still want my dick so there's that.

>Lots of malay & amoi girls still want my dick
Cerita sejuk bang.

Laper

w-what's wrong with married before 25? my mom keep pestering me to get married already

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I like your malay

Aku gak mau nikah kalau gak sama yang kayak gini hehe

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Could be a hint, user. She want to see your kid before, well, you know. Old people somehow can feel it.

I only want that if she has a feminine penis hehe

My Ancestors :)