/cum/
Hey /cum/cels, do your parents know you're gay?
Me? Not gay, and they've met three of my gfs
my dad asked me if I was gay a few months back
I told my mom I'm bi does that count
cock is out
juice wrld is essential doomer core
doomers don't listen to nigger music :^)
My wifi ip is currently banned and my phone service cuts off in an hour because I can't afford to pay it. Rip
okay this is so me
wifi turned off
ded
So tired. I don't want to talk to another thot again, don't want to hear their basic opinions on everything, don't want stand near one, or touch one ever again.
I just want a gf like Alice to drink and do drugs with.
For me, it's Spooky Black
yeah im very gay, they dont know anything
foreigners are not welcome to /cum/, please remove yourselves from the premesis
stupid normalfag.
i want a gf period.
Highly agreed with this
How do I deal with people in emotional distress without seeming insincere/awkward/rude? "Sorry for your loss" seems so fake but everyone goes with it
Sorry for your loss plus throw in a :(
FOREIGNERS NOT WELCOME TO /CUM/
Just came on my chest, my cumshot power in immense
Don't want to hear about your fucking self cumshots brother
it was an accident
I'm a functioning weirdo. I spend most of the time indoors or outside alone with the occasional date or hanging out with a "friend" once a month.
You too could do this if you really wanted.
>Fuck you, you stupid npc/whore/cuck/nigger i don't care about your problems only based and redpilled white men like me can have problems
Just be honest about it. Say something like "man, I'm not really good at this but I truly feel sorry for your loss" or "I don't really know how to say this but I care about you and feel bad about whatever happened" and then just try to be supportive as much as you feel comfortable.
STOP SHITTING UP MY PRECIOUS CUM WITH YOUR DISGUSTING STORIES OF YOU EJACULATING YOU FUCKING FOREIGNERS!!! I CAN HARDLY EVEN FUCKING UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE FUCKING SAYING BECAUSE YOUR STUPID FOREIGN ACCENTS ARE SO GODDAMN THICK! FUCK OFF BACK TO YOUR SHITHOLE SOCIALIST HELLHOLES YOU FUCKING NIGGERS!
give them a blowie
Why did you give me two (You)s, I'm a Leaf you dumb retard
/cum/ is only open to americans and our mexican brothers, no dumb leafs allowed
i want to cum inside emma watson
>/um/
Ummmm, sweetie...
Who doesn't?
corbin is gay
We are the FIRST letter in /cum/ while you are the unloved middle child. Kick rocks bud.
its /cum/ not /um/ dumbdumb poopoo head
thinkgin of sleep...
what the fuck do you think /cum/ stands for retard?
/cum/ stands for
ameriCa, Usa, Murrica
Don't know why Canada and Mexico think they can post here
THIS
Jow Forums has been absolute shit tonight
Muslim countries aren't allowed in /cum/
>tonight
go back to plebbit then faggot
>muslims are bad
>racemixing is bad
tfw no muslim bf
can you get allergic to peanuts later in life?
Working at 3am buds.
Another day another paycheck.
An abbreviated history of the word /cum/
'Cum' is simply a variant of 'come' first attested in the 1970s, but 'come' as a term for ejaculation/ejaculate is much older. The first attested source is from a book of ancient folk songs compiled by an English bishop in 1650, which goes:
>They lay soe close together,
> they made me much to wonder;
>I knew not which was wether,
> vntill I saw her vnder.
>then off he /came/ & blusht for shame
> soe soone that he had endit;
>yet still shee lyes, & to him cryes,
> "Once More, & none can mend it."
Imagine sitting your head on her lap as she rubs your hair
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
the pain is too much
yes
>gif (14 KB
can you get allergic to penis later in life?
it's all the american threads too
there's no qt muslims where I live
current jam
youtube.com
>Imagine sitting your head on her lap as she rubs your hair
don't remind me
>there's no qt muslims where I live
oh how i pity you, they are angels in this godforsaken hell hole filled with demons(white women)
Muslims are based because they are willing to stand and fight, instead of shrinking into the shadows like the Jewish population. Ideally the Muslim population will wipe out the Zionists and Internationalists, in turn we can wipe out the Muslims, and then we can have our countries back :^)
>don't remind me
>implying you had it
>implying your a normalfag
>implying you shouldn't leave this thread
I'm a white(dutch) American and I have a cute Mexican wife (pic related left) and she cooks, cleans, eats ass and does the laundry while you masturbate to 2D girls in the dark alone.
Racemixing >> NEETdom
when do you find the time to poo working a 9 to 5 job
it's a phantom pain
youtube.com
>polluting your bloodline into eternity
Cringe
sorry i accused you of being a demon(normalfag)
TIME TO DELIVER A PIZZA BALL
she looks white to me tbqh
are there any video games worth playing? i thought about playing super mario 64 i dont think ive played much of that
>not expanding your bloodline at all because you never talk to girls
A bloodline can be bleached until it's as European as anyone else in Europe, not expanding your bloodline just means thousands of years of selective breeding went to waste.
Freespace 2
gsg are still fun, i like seeing numbers and they have alot of numbers in them
goodbye lads
there are no muslims here :(
i just want a muslim bf that makes me wear a hijab everyday
>tfw paradox ruined eu4
Imageboards are mental toxins anyway. You'll be better off without us.
she's half mexican half greek
I saw a qt muslim at my cousins university in cuernavaca. No qt muslim boys though
El creatura......
started playing it like a year ago, haven't bought any of the DLC up til rule Britannia.
that that sentence make sense?
It was always the weak link anyways. Stellaris and Ck2 DLCS have been much better than EU4 DLC's though
I'd fuck your waifu but I wouldn't keep her haha
>that that sentence make sense?
i´ve heard people say "up till", hope it means what i think it means
kenshi
Is she really your gf
youtube.com
BTFO BTFO
Roommate came into my room to ask if I was okay. Think she heard me screaming into my pillow last night.
SO BTFO YOU DESERVE 2 (YOU)
yep, she's an aspiring actress so does skits on youtube
>female roommate
kys
how did you even find that? i tried reverse image searching but nothing came up
If your supposed-waifu is allegedly Greek-Mexican, why is this girl's name Julienne Taylor Green? Something tells me you're not being very honest here.
The only open room I could find at the time. Fuck off.
You'd also have to wonder why she has no wedding ring...
The "Mexican wife" poster is finished.