/v4/ thread

Just got stravenky.

haha time for a kebab

Wake up dummies.

going to buy another SSD disk desu

Buy at least a 1 TB one, you'll thank me later.

hm its 2k czk more but might be worth it
:thinking:

Then again I probably dont need to have 6 gorillions of games instaled

500 Gb is too small, I had to constantly install/uninstall stuff.
Fucking TWW + TWW 2 are like 120 GB, BF1 is another 100 GB.

>tfw not polish

Are you feeling the intense joy too?

Intense feeling of pain and suffering

So you are Polish afterall.

I am not a slave.

Slavery is a state of mind

Being Polish is a state of mind too.

Why are Mutts so OBESE with Poland anyway?

We want to be thin like they are!

Start starving

Potato only diet? Yes I can.

I don't really know what Poles eat desu.

McDonalds, we're everywhere.

god I could go for a burger right now

KFC*

I love Poland as much as anything else. I love it all.

how to get mutt gf?

Move to Germany and date a refugee

>tfw session has ended before its beginning
feels good

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>tfw you order condoms and the company throws in a lil extra
based

Stop triggering me

>ordering condoms
too scared to go to a shop?

Why do you have a Balt flag again? Something doesn't add up.

Roaming

he tricked us

Easier to order in larger quantities and a lot cheaper as well, it's just more convenient
WiFi was off

>he’s never been abroad
Lol

>his main activity while abroad is shitposting on Jow Forums
lol

Duh. Travel is just a hook-nosed for word for globalism. We have no need for travel, everything we need is in pepikstan. Except for food, which is second-grade imports from poland the german food safety authority refused at their border.

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lmao I can smell you from here

the area of my inner thigh where balls touch is always red
why

STOP SCRATCHING YOUR SCROTUM

You are not poland, you're not genetically evolved for this amount of butthurt.

too much masturbating and not enough washing

>he doesn’t consider shitposting from hotel to be a main attraction of his vacation journey
Lol

>Slovaks insisted they were treated badly
>Hungarians insisted they were treated badly
>Germans insisted they were treated badly
>Poles insisted they were treated badly
>but Czechs dindu nuffin
It's seriously amazing how hypocritical Czechs are, they decided to break away from the so-called prison of nations only to create their own version of it with Czechs in charge.
Czechs founded their country on Wilsonian self-determination principles but when Sudeten Germans tried to apply the same principles and join Austria, the Czechs didn't let them. This was decades before Hitler also, Czechs can't claim separatism started only after 1933.
The Slovaks were goaded into Czechoslovakia by being promised full autonomy and an union of equals. Instead the Czechs just treated them as their colony, tried to forcibly bohemize them and jailed their politicians when they tried to proclaim Czechoslovakia as legally invalid because the Czechs broke the Pittsburgh agreement.
The Hungarians were completely ignored as a political body despite all their representatives wishing to re-join Hungary and as for Poles, Polish majority areas were forcibly annexed by Czechoslovakia despite the people living there wanting to be a part of Poland. Come to think of it the only people besides the Czechs who actually liked Czechoslovakia were Entente governments.
Maybe if everyone around you hates you the problem really is you and not everyone else.

I masturbate once a week and shower every day, the area is red even after shower
it doesn't hurt or itch, it's just red
I don't scratch my scrotum
why do you faggots always have to make everything political

The problem is always invariably Poland.

k

>he spends his vacation vapidly travelling instead of being comfy and reading/playing vidya
What are you? A normie?

czechs here are such fucking faggots its unbeliavable

I've heard you fucks say that every neighbor of poland cheered when it was getting buttraped by germany. Well, the same applies to czechoslovakia.

Do you wear faggot tear boxer style underwear? Tight please bend me over a fill me with your bratwurst Hans pants?

>It's seriously amazing how hypocritical Czechs are
That's not a bug, but feature. Don't forget that you cucked us with munich agreement solely because of the butthurt over Cieszyn, and started WW2 solely because of tiny butthurt caused to you by czechs.

I don't

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lmao our media is focused on b&h and serbia so much that people don't know anything else in east europe exists

Wash your penis

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>they decided to break away from the so-called prison of nations only to create their own version of it with Czechs in charge
That's called nationalism. Do you expect an ideology which puts one's ethnic group first to be somehow objective and striving to be fair towards other ethnicities? Šnejdárek went too easy on you brainlets.
t. nationalist

No wonder, you've got it backwards - you're supposed to masturbate daily, and shower every week.

The rash is caused by chlorine and soap reacting with the cum accumulated in your body.

Literally this, I guess majority of us don't even know what tri moreta is as well

fuck off

the amount of pshek butthurt in this post is off the charts
lmao

>despite the people living there wanting to be a part of Poland
Being human and wanting to be a part of Poland are mutually exclusive qualities.

still not entirely sure about the eyes

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Again the same thing, left eye is a bit too much up and left

face too manly desu

I-is that supposed to be a female version of Radola Gajda?

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Try the first two books.

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seems like it's always just 2 choices in life

be an asshole or be boring

>expecting a phonecall
>make sure phone is always near me
>go take a piss
>leave phone on desk
>come back
>one missed call

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had that happen to me haha

fuuuck why did they have to put the "prtsc" key whatever the fuck that is to the left of the ctrl key
now i can't copypaste properly

I wanted her to be recognizable, but went too far I guess
better?

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>her
that's a girl?
also, "she" looks like "she" shit her pants

damn is the drawing hard thing to learn.

I mean I could have gone full moe, but what's the point in that

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>reading books with a lot of pictures is hard

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its practicing for hours each day for years part

Eye level is better but still something just doesn't feel right and I can't specify what

considering to buy a prostata vibrator for 50 pln

new Metro: Exodus trailer
youtube.com/watch?v=LlaSxWvefrg
looks pretty fucking good

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DO NOT BUY SEX TOYS
I REPEAT
YOU WILL REGRET IT

Post results for the Czechs.

why would i?

yeah
needs more loomis I suppose

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>something just doesn't feel right
Perspective and shape of far eye.
It isn't so hard as it looks.

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prostate orgasms are a meme and absolutely not worth the prep time and cleanup
if you want stronger orgasms, buy a fleshlight
and don't be fucking gay

b-but everyone says that prostate orgasms are so good
also i used to have a fleshlight but i felt absolutely nothing while using it (same thing happened when i got the first and so far only blowjob of my life), i guess i might have death grip

it wont turn you gay. find femdom gf

they are a fucking meme
basically you have to fuck your ass very often to even get one
you absolutely won't cum from prostate stimulation right after you start, it takes like 2 months of assfucking to even get to the point where you can consider it
it's a complete waste of money