brit ed.
/brit/
anime
second for snail mail
Vive la France
hello slow thread
ohayo
why are brits like this?
is /brit/ finally, FINALLY dead?
no anime
>Americans give other countries shit when their cities look like this
subway paki put carrot on my sandwich
didnt ask for carrot
>to my mom
Those are Americans.
Neoliberal establishment on SUICIDE WATCH
cope harder
Eat shit become shit.
>little british bitch boys require a specific sissy diet
LOL
schizo said he used to eat a lot of kraft dinner
i reckon thats where it all went wrong
him saying aye that's crisps btw, ordered chips
Eat shit
Get shot
Add your foreskin to the pot
Niggers prowl in every town.
Sharts are heard for miles around.
I love the cognitive dissonance with U.K. posters when it comes to talking shite
In five minutes it goes from:
>tanks live in a third world tier ghetto, the UK is so clean and safe
to
>I'm the hardest hardman raised on the rough streets of ___ yank poofters are softcunts (unironically)
but american men are really desired in engeland
your bitches line up for our dicks LMAO
damn stayed up all night wtf i thought it was like 2 am
steins gonna freak when i pull this sicky
kek
>kek
America cries out for bold democratic socialist leadership
libertarians btfo
/brit/ is not some lad
Why did that poster trigger you so hard?
this
bitchass nigga brit gaybois
big fan of arsenic
love pootassium too
t. Dave the bitchass nigga gayboi
Ok Hardman from a retirement community
stop speaking like a wog you silly fucker
Fuck old bergy, just do the sicky but keep drinking and keep dancing mate
haha alright mate
loled, but last line needs to rhyme
I didn't post it. Wasn't me. I'm an onlooker
you know this is false
Stupid faggot it does rhyme you no rhythm having retard
I can walk up to any woman in in the Yankstained nation that is the USA, boldly claim if they want to see "my loicence" and then be fucking them ten minutes later.
Nobody here wants a Yankoid.
Every American man under the age of 30 looks like this
nah b you be lying though for real
all schizo sees is a flag
his tiny brain cannot comprehend that more than one person may post under that flag
FOY
>sex-tourism
yikes
cope
all british niggas be like im braveheart!!!
nigga you dumb af
Do you guys usually eat tartar(e) sauce with your fish and chips?
Personally I do not enjoy fish and chips without tartar(e) sauce.
when ur parents called u ten times but u still didnt answer
Nah
>10 missed calls: Ma
panic.gif
all brits grew up in single mother households
my grandpa molested me when i was very young haha
Which one of you was this?
running on empty food review
Not really, sounds clunky
Yeah mate totally.
I like how I haven't interacted with you at all in this thread yet two thirds of your posts revolve around me
>dear schizo, i wrote you but you still ain't callin
>Brain damaged spic boomers
Figures
Genuinely sorry to hear that
Hope he finds rots in hell
scromiting
well of course you dont interact with me youre scared of me
and the lyrics are
em i wrote but you still aint calling
what was he like lad
yeah mate
if i were wearing boots i'd be shaking them
pretty sad that youre afraid of somebody over the internet in a country on the other side of the planet but then again so is everything about your life
pretty charismatic 2bh
hes dead now but my brother (also fiddled by him) wants me to tell my grandma (his wife) about what happened but i want to maintain her positive view of him and not expose anyone else to the pain he inflicted haha
what do your parents think about this?
Totally, mate. Are you a VPN?
Seems kind of suspect and strange. I haven't had an aussie dickrider around here for a while.
You just showed up the other day out of nowhere going absolutely batshit spastic over me and haven't shut your little cock-hole since.
Bit weird.
Hi vis runts out n about
Just saw this on normiebook, wtf, who has appropriated are Tim,
they both believe me/sympathize but told me not to tell my grandma
it just fuckin sucks bc i know what happened yet i dont feel like im letting the full story out
im melvin dipshit ive been bullying you for months
>Are you a VPN?
oh the ironing
>Are you a VPN?
now THAT is what you call a projection
no basis to assume it whatsoever
when did they find out? whose father is it? your father's father or your mother's?
>i dont feel like im letting the full story out
what do you mean?
just rikishi stinkfaced mum because she wouldn’t get up and get maccies
Mam and sister are awake, offered to make my neet sister some bacon but she said no, my mam was also laughing at me because its 06:27 and im drinking cans of fosters.
>bullying
I don't think you know what that means.
Virgin freakazoid gook gamer nerd shut ins don't "bully" people like me, I can assure you.
And for the record you said the other day that you in fact were not Melvin so I took it at face value.
I assume there's no father in this household?
you haven't figured this anonymous thing out yet have you
maybe reddit is more your speed, unironically
what are people like you emmett?
>fosters
>not carling
Fook off Straya fook right off
lol it was probably not me
see
your tiny schizoid brain cannot comprehend more than one australian making fun of you
the other week you spent an hour telling me i was on thailads stream with you before the guy who was actually showed up
You are really sub iq aren't you
my grandpa was my mom's dad, and he died about 12 years ago when i was about 11 years old. i told them about 5 months ago
and if i feel like if i dont tell my grandma (his wife) about what a fuckin monster he was im doing a disservice to her. at the same time i feel like it might be better if she just remembers my grandpa as she perceived him; relatively normal, etc
No my father abandoned me before i was born, my sisters father stuck around for a bit but was very abusive, physically. By now its just my mother and sister, then me occasionlly when i am back home on leave.
thats old af mate
Fosters was on offer in tescos
and when you did begin to use japanese children's cartoons to cope with this?
I'm sorry this happened to you x
funny thing is that little monkey is probably taller than you
that's the sound of being BTFO
hope you're learning
At the tender age of 10, 16 whole years ago
Of course you shouldn’t tell her you spastic.