Florida man

Tell me about the Florida man
Why does he do it?

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if u were an alpha male that would be your normal reaction..

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because someone has to

God Bless Florida

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The Florida man is a living demigod who's motivations are beyond mortals comprehension.

the high rate of absolutely crazy and random shit that happens there reminds me of Russia

Holy fucking based

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>quote

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He pulled up to a Wendy's restaurant drive-thru window, and threw an alligator into the window. What don't you understand?

Pretty based to be desu

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Anti Floridian propaganda

>the virgin "bvll"
>the chad florida GATOR

Fact: florida man is the strongest race in the world

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And yet people in Idiocracy were able to recognize and put in charge a guy able to fix their problems.

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How do you bite off your own niples?

>that stare

Doesn't it have to do with Florida laws about police data in criminal cases?

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Everyone in Florida is crazy. There was a story a while back about a guy from Florida flying out to the gang filled Chicago streets finding his gfs new bf hitting him with a tire Jack and cutting his dick off then flying back to Florida where police awaited for him.

>How do you bite off your own niples?
be fat

Holy mother fucking shit user I had been looking for this movie every where thank you man , spaciba otsen plagantaren

Unfortunately this particular Florida Man story is fake

lol some guy in my city recently ran through a convenience store carrying a gator attacking people with it

Florida is based you can’t deny that

The fuck is wrong with Florida

Fucking scalies

Nothing. Those are just apex predators asserting their dominance.

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Wtf are these made up?

This video brings me back.

youtube.com/watch?v=VfCYZ3pks48

how many of these are real?

With your teeth?

They're all real

florida man did nothing wrong

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I fucking love florida man.

I suspect Florida man Is related to sea peoples

The one in the OP is made up, google it.

that quote

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>his name is Darwin of all the names in the world

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Okay, how unbelievably PC is your company if documenting FARTS, for fuck's sake, gets your fired?