Tell me about the Florida man
Why does he do it?
Florida man
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if u were an alpha male that would be your normal reaction..
because someone has to
God Bless Florida
The Florida man is a living demigod who's motivations are beyond mortals comprehension.
the high rate of absolutely crazy and random shit that happens there reminds me of Russia
Holy fucking based
>quote
He pulled up to a Wendy's restaurant drive-thru window, and threw an alligator into the window. What don't you understand?
Pretty based to be desu
Anti Floridian propaganda
>the virgin "bvll"
>the chad florida GATOR
Fact: florida man is the strongest race in the world
And yet people in Idiocracy were able to recognize and put in charge a guy able to fix their problems.
How do you bite off your own niples?
>that stare
Doesn't it have to do with Florida laws about police data in criminal cases?
Everyone in Florida is crazy. There was a story a while back about a guy from Florida flying out to the gang filled Chicago streets finding his gfs new bf hitting him with a tire Jack and cutting his dick off then flying back to Florida where police awaited for him.
>How do you bite off your own niples?
be fat
Holy mother fucking shit user I had been looking for this movie every where thank you man , spaciba otsen plagantaren
Unfortunately this particular Florida Man story is fake
lol some guy in my city recently ran through a convenience store carrying a gator attacking people with it
Florida is based you can’t deny that
The fuck is wrong with Florida
Fucking scalies
Nothing. Those are just apex predators asserting their dominance.
Wtf are these made up?
This video brings me back.
how many of these are real?
With your teeth?
They're all real
florida man did nothing wrong
I fucking love florida man.
I suspect Florida man Is related to sea peoples
The one in the OP is made up, google it.
that quote
>his name is Darwin of all the names in the world
Okay, how unbelievably PC is your company if documenting FARTS, for fuck's sake, gets your fired?