Doctor asked me how manny times i get bowel movements daily

>doctor asked me how manny times i get bowel movements daily
>didnt know what bowel movements were
>ask her 'what's a bowel movement'
>she responds visibly angry 'HOW MANY TIMES DO U POOP DAILY'?

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Well?

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im embarrassed and she was cute

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You're stupid.

I was asking how many bowel movements you have per day, you fuck.

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1

>visibly angry
She's bad doctor.

Per day? I have about one a week.

Why would she expect anyone to speak her lingo

I don't go around saying "epistemiology"

isn't that unhealthy?

el americano

I hope not.

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why are you laughing Sweden

>Why are you laughing Sweden

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kek

are you guys trying to make me feel self-conscious :(

You need to diet a lot better if you are only shitting once a fucking week. Once a day is pretty typical.

I'm 175 and 6'1" why would I need to diet? And I eat perfectly healthy.

And of course:
>Salad and fibers are for soyboooyys!11!

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and how many times you color your underwear per weak