You're in this room right now

You're in this room right now.
What do you do?
What do you tell to them?

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*sigh*
oh look another chink propaganda thread on Jow Forums
so tired of your schemes, chang. just fuck off
enjoy your bubble before your economy collapses

>What do you do?
Searching the exit
>What do you tell to them?
Don't kill

Who's the guy hiding on the right?

Says the mutt, as his country continues its decline. Sad!

me

Me

"I've picked my handcuffs"

Imagine the smell.

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>What do you tell to them?
"hi, i'd like an order of chow mein for takeout please. pronto"

I'll tell them "Bondoul" then run away fast.

*squints* HAH? I no unastan wha yew say can ye please say gen?

I pull out my phone and show them the epicmealtime where shaycarl had to do those challenges

But how do you speak it?

i fart and tell them it wasn't me

"We all know about the Joker's way of thinking and his philosophy. he's Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a Wicked Sense of Humor. and his views on society speaks large about his character, and i belive so as many of you do that if we add this line in the movie it'll make it significantly better and will show more depth in the twisted mind of the Joker.

"what i have in mind is a scene where the Joker sees a kid in a resturant playing Fortnite on his phone while his grandfather is reading a book (insert book title here). and he looks at them and says "damn, we live in a society". he may say this line as he looks into the camera thus breaking the 4th wall."

"chow mein, chang, now. i'm hungry. hurry or no tip for you
do you have those spring rolls too?"

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HAH? WHA YEW SAY WHA YEW SAY I NO UNASTAN!

I'll would use my cellphone and make google translate or some other text to speech crap to say it for me

Kek, i have try it and it's even more hilarious. I don't know Mandarin is so ugly.

I'd ask them to explain what in fuck's name is happening in this video.

youtube.com/watch?v=lQtsCvu5AFs

Google translate is a helluva drug
youtube.com/watch?v=AiosKUO7oqo

>what would you do
I'd kick these manlets all the way to Mongolia

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*ahem*
FUCK CHINESE "PEOPLE" (would actually use finger quotes) GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY COUNTRY NOW
Thank you

oh look its winnie the pooh

Tiananmen Square
*dabs*

2x chow mein noodles, like fucking now, move your asses slopes

Does anyone know how Xinnie the Poohs grasp of English is? Does he usually use a translator in meetings and such?

aYO sorry im late niggas, i wasn't trusting that chinese nigga wit my car. valet or not, you know what they say about asian drivers. so what'd i miss?

>"H-hi can you find me a chineese qt while I will study your languege and work here?"