If any of you were wondering what small town America looks liked:

looks comfy

could just as well be an eastern Germany starter pack (minus the US flag and water tower)

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oh thank you it's not like your country forced it down my throat in every 80's movie or sitcom ever

>"old"

>his town is not even 2000+ years old
>"Old"

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Pretty!

why are europeans so obnoxious?

>the ancient city of Greenville

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>the roads are so wide you could fit an entire barn on it, sideways

And this is how you know even the downtown areas are deserted and lack any sort of meaningful interaction between people. If the complete lack of pedestrians hasn't cued you in.

And Americans wonder why their society is sick

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we just call things what they are instead of trying make it sound better

You think you can compete with ancient Kemet?

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you also have ancient Memphis

How can Europeans even compete

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America is the most npc country

we can't

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The long, straight rows of red or white bricked box-shaped (no roof) stores is the first thing I think of. But what kind of size are we talking about when it comes to American "small towns" and how sprawling are they, anyway? Because I've heard of American "villages" that had tens of thousands of people.

It feels pretty good living next to a hill whose names still alludes to the original hillfort that was here before the Romans and a cave that was inhabited in the stone age.

>Damascus Virginia
No thanks I prefer Athens, Georgia or St petersburg, Florida

No local football team?

I've unironically ROMAN BVLL'd a girl from Athens, Ohio

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Time to get to damascus first again.

Yeah but Ossitowns often have grey commieblock which the Americans dont have

How do I get an American small town gf?

the beautiful Florence, North Carolina

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Why do they do this? can't they find original names?

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Reminds me more of Venice

sounds pretty comfy not gonna lie

Americans have a funny idea of "old".

My garage is older than their country.

say no more faam

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they do

>springfield
>springville
>springtown
>springton
>spring river
>spring lake
>spring mountain
>etc.

all orginal names

Literally my town

the term really exists in relation to new suburban developments which are pretty ubiquitous and major eye sores

are europeans surprised that there isn't ancient or medieval things in American towns? it's like each time they're just being exposed to the idea and have to say some trite little thing
do you know there were no white people or living here or lasting settlement before 1607? is that something you're aware of?
of course you're not going to compare the two continents

why the fuck is it so right

Probably because it's just a list of things you would need to actually be a town in the middle/late 1800s in the nations interior

Find it weird that Americans use the term 'victorian', assumed it would be a UK only thing. Plus US wasn't even a colony then either

Victoria was pretty popular in the US. We've always liked the queens far more than the kings.

I think it's a English language thing now, To all the ESL speakers I've talked to they instantly knew what I was talking about when I said the Victorian era.

victorian houses looks comfy tho

They're yuros what do you expect?

Everyone is over Elizabeth I and Victoria I, but you know who's my favourite English Queen?
Æthelflæd

The first "iron lady". Badass warrior-woman ruler and daugther of Alfred the Great. This is how "Britannia" should looks like rather than that generic Graeco-Roman kitsch.