portfolio down 90%

> portfolio down 90%
> gf up 10kg
> mfw

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based
she looks better

>gf
gtfo normie

Agreed

Dang. You make bad investments.

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Well shes not that bad now, but she was 10/10 before
Help her lose weight user, go to the gym together

She looks like a fridge

at least you can sell her milk on the black market
all my milk maidens ran away

Does every chick need to get stupid ass tattoos these days?

>portfolio down 90%
>have a gf
never gonna make it,
you know which one you need to sell

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You have low standards if you think she was ever a 10. At her best, 8. Maybe.

8?

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seek help

Ikr
Tats used to be cool, now almost no cool person has a recognizable one. Its 90% thots with stupid butterflies, dudebros with a random maori drawing or niggers with their parents names

(You)

Remember tribal tats? They were lame too. Maybe im just an oldfag 30 yo boomer

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Ruined by the tattoo anyway, dump your bags.

another oldfag here, before that there was a craze to get chinese characters on the back of your neck. even still id say tattoos are way more normal and popular than they used to be

For sure, people from all walks of life get tattoos now and some still seem to get/hold jobs, even with neck tats and shit like that.

Those are child bearing hips.
Obviously she gained some weight after she popped out one of your little shits.

nah, fuck that. gained some weight enjoying too much of picrelated. told her to cut this shit out on multiple occasions. fatter tits + dat ass is nice, belly flab not so much.
These anons have the right idea

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how to pick a girlfriend checklist

>ask how many cats she has
>look at how much fat she has on her arms

I like a little belly fat, it's fun to watch it jiggle when you're fucking them and then deposit your load all over it

shame her cock didn't get bigger too, right?

tell her if she wants to keep eating that way she has to do squats. at least she will make ass gains and if some fat ends up going there then its a win for u

This, the reason crypto is crashing right now is because of how many normies are balls deep in it.

It's good knowing that hundreds of normies will kill themselves over losing their life savings on cryptos, whereas all we wasted was tax payer money.

Get your testosterone levels checked

next time you're banging her

before you pull out

say:

OINK OINK SLAM PIGGY

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disgusting fat whore
very bad investment

Cute face, but that body is going to a bad place.

She already had wide hips. She was destined to be fat

Have you ever even touched a woman? Doesn't sound like it.

he is right, she was always gonna turn into a fat whore

not your gf/10
sage

You definitely sound like the virgin

kek

>last-summer-vs-this-summer.png
Is that a year of difference in the pick? Looks like 10 years.
Op is certified betabux

Yes, 8. She's not 10 tier, not even close - few women are. 8 is not a bad thing, most of you - myself included, could only hope for an 8 that doesn't leave our lives in a smoking ruin. Or get an 8 to even respond to us. If you can get an 8, you're doing pretty good. 10's don't take us civilians, they date celebrities and sports stars and shitheads like that.

That's why I'm saying, if she's a 10 to you, you have low standards.

this, what the fuck ? what happens next summer ? she will be fucking 60

Show pics of your girl

Aw, is someone triggered?

Bit chance of kys is up 300x... Look on the bright side.

oh fuck white girls are disgusting.

That fat collecting near her armpit, yikes. If you’re going to let her gain weight, get her to the gym. A girl with a little bit of pudge but lifts weights is legit god tier.

>8

More like 80 (years old)

Tip of the iceberg user. She is letting herself go. you think she is fat now? Wait till you knock her up. When junior is about 2 years old she will look like a fucking Jersey Cow. Thin parents equal thin children. Your kids will be obese also. Get the fuck out now brother.

Is this pasta?

Surely that woman is beyond her child bearing years.

you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

tats were, are and will always be white trash

>fatter tits + dat ass is nice

thats the calm before the storm

This. I've never liked the look of tattoos on women, it kills any interest in me, when I see them, because it's a red flag for other issues.

Tattoo removal is a growth industry, too - lots of thots and try hard gym bros are having them removed.

No, sweet summerfag, it's not pasta.

this

t b h she looks hotter in the pic on the right but its getting into the red zone

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Yeah, tattoos are definitely normie culture nowadays.

She's way hotter now.
I'll take her off your hands OP.

someone gets it.

no I don't think shes fat now, but where there are 10 there are 20 too, so yeah mission aborted. And lol kids... fuck no

all the other USofA kingincels replying, enjoy the wank

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WIDE

Why would anyone jerk off to a fat jewess housewife, when there are legit 10's showing everything on Chaturbate for free?

Next time you have to fuck her to keep her from divorcing your cryptofaggot ass, just let the phrase "womp womp" go through your head.

WHY
why can they not eat at maintenance amounts

eating high calorie foods releases dopamine

This. Only actual faggots wouldn't bang that thicc

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>gains weight
>none of it goes to tits
dropped as fast as crypto

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holy shit, source me

lmao holy shit I remember that

This.

>gf up 10kg
short her to 50kg, gf are a bad investment

fuck no have some respect

'High calorie foods' is misleading. Search for sugar and dopamine on pubmed

top kek

fuck what a shame, why did u allow that?

this nigga knows what's up, except OPs grill is a solid 7.5 at the most

got nudes?

pff thats a 6 at most

this, tell her to do exercise, so she keeps the big ass + tits, while burning some belly fat

disgusting. tell the fat bitch to eat healthy again

Op sell now while you're still in profit. This fat bitch is going to keep depreciating.

Thank me later

Nigga if you're giving an 8 unironically to the right pic you have low standards already lmao. Even the left one is iffy, might be 8 but could be 7 or even 6

Time for an exchange...she's going to keep growing while she feels comfortable in a relationship

wtf happened

to your portfolio and your gf

lose-lose

Gf is mooning. The moon being round and all

holy fuck

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Get out now! She's only going to get bigger

7 to solid 7. Could be worse I suppose, just don't put a ring on it.

OP, stop being a faggot and break up with her already so I can appreciate those [spoiler]MOMMY[/spoiler] curves.

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your finances suck but damn your gf got HOT as fuck... god shes so thicccc i would just .. FUCK YOU DUDE

Yo bitch a slam pig now. Keep slammin user