> portfolio down 90%
> gf up 10kg
> mfw
portfolio down 90%
based
she looks better
>gf
gtfo normie
Agreed
Dang. You make bad investments.
Well shes not that bad now, but she was 10/10 before
Help her lose weight user, go to the gym together
She looks like a fridge
at least you can sell her milk on the black market
all my milk maidens ran away
Does every chick need to get stupid ass tattoos these days?
>portfolio down 90%
>have a gf
never gonna make it,
you know which one you need to sell
You have low standards if you think she was ever a 10. At her best, 8. Maybe.
8?
seek help
Ikr
Tats used to be cool, now almost no cool person has a recognizable one. Its 90% thots with stupid butterflies, dudebros with a random maori drawing or niggers with their parents names
(You)
Remember tribal tats? They were lame too. Maybe im just an oldfag 30 yo boomer
Ruined by the tattoo anyway, dump your bags.
another oldfag here, before that there was a craze to get chinese characters on the back of your neck. even still id say tattoos are way more normal and popular than they used to be
For sure, people from all walks of life get tattoos now and some still seem to get/hold jobs, even with neck tats and shit like that.
Those are child bearing hips.
Obviously she gained some weight after she popped out one of your little shits.
nah, fuck that. gained some weight enjoying too much of picrelated. told her to cut this shit out on multiple occasions. fatter tits + dat ass is nice, belly flab not so much.
These anons have the right idea
how to pick a girlfriend checklist
>ask how many cats she has
>look at how much fat she has on her arms
I like a little belly fat, it's fun to watch it jiggle when you're fucking them and then deposit your load all over it
shame her cock didn't get bigger too, right?
tell her if she wants to keep eating that way she has to do squats. at least she will make ass gains and if some fat ends up going there then its a win for u
This, the reason crypto is crashing right now is because of how many normies are balls deep in it.
It's good knowing that hundreds of normies will kill themselves over losing their life savings on cryptos, whereas all we wasted was tax payer money.
Get your testosterone levels checked
next time you're banging her
before you pull out
say:
OINK OINK SLAM PIGGY
disgusting fat whore
very bad investment
Cute face, but that body is going to a bad place.
She already had wide hips. She was destined to be fat
Have you ever even touched a woman? Doesn't sound like it.
he is right, she was always gonna turn into a fat whore
not your gf/10
sage
You definitely sound like the virgin
kek
>last-summer-vs-this-summer.png
Is that a year of difference in the pick? Looks like 10 years.
Op is certified betabux
Yes, 8. She's not 10 tier, not even close - few women are. 8 is not a bad thing, most of you - myself included, could only hope for an 8 that doesn't leave our lives in a smoking ruin. Or get an 8 to even respond to us. If you can get an 8, you're doing pretty good. 10's don't take us civilians, they date celebrities and sports stars and shitheads like that.
That's why I'm saying, if she's a 10 to you, you have low standards.
this, what the fuck ? what happens next summer ? she will be fucking 60
Show pics of your girl
Aw, is someone triggered?
Bit chance of kys is up 300x... Look on the bright side.
oh fuck white girls are disgusting.
That fat collecting near her armpit, yikes. If you’re going to let her gain weight, get her to the gym. A girl with a little bit of pudge but lifts weights is legit god tier.
>8
More like 80 (years old)
Tip of the iceberg user. She is letting herself go. you think she is fat now? Wait till you knock her up. When junior is about 2 years old she will look like a fucking Jersey Cow. Thin parents equal thin children. Your kids will be obese also. Get the fuck out now brother.
Is this pasta?
Surely that woman is beyond her child bearing years.
you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
tats were, are and will always be white trash
>fatter tits + dat ass is nice
thats the calm before the storm
This. I've never liked the look of tattoos on women, it kills any interest in me, when I see them, because it's a red flag for other issues.
Tattoo removal is a growth industry, too - lots of thots and try hard gym bros are having them removed.
No, sweet summerfag, it's not pasta.
this
t b h she looks hotter in the pic on the right but its getting into the red zone
Yeah, tattoos are definitely normie culture nowadays.
She's way hotter now.
I'll take her off your hands OP.
someone gets it.
no I don't think shes fat now, but where there are 10 there are 20 too, so yeah mission aborted. And lol kids... fuck no
all the other USofA kingincels replying, enjoy the wank
WIDE
Why would anyone jerk off to a fat jewess housewife, when there are legit 10's showing everything on Chaturbate for free?
Next time you have to fuck her to keep her from divorcing your cryptofaggot ass, just let the phrase "womp womp" go through your head.
WHY
why can they not eat at maintenance amounts
eating high calorie foods releases dopamine
This. Only actual faggots wouldn't bang that thicc
>gains weight
>none of it goes to tits
dropped as fast as crypto
holy shit, source me
lmao holy shit I remember that
This.
>gf up 10kg
short her to 50kg, gf are a bad investment
fuck no have some respect
'High calorie foods' is misleading. Search for sugar and dopamine on pubmed
top kek
fuck what a shame, why did u allow that?
this nigga knows what's up, except OPs grill is a solid 7.5 at the most
got nudes?
pff thats a 6 at most
this, tell her to do exercise, so she keeps the big ass + tits, while burning some belly fat
disgusting. tell the fat bitch to eat healthy again
Op sell now while you're still in profit. This fat bitch is going to keep depreciating.
Thank me later
Nigga if you're giving an 8 unironically to the right pic you have low standards already lmao. Even the left one is iffy, might be 8 but could be 7 or even 6
Time for an exchange...she's going to keep growing while she feels comfortable in a relationship
wtf happened
to your portfolio and your gf
lose-lose
Gf is mooning. The moon being round and all
holy fuck
Get out now! She's only going to get bigger
7 to solid 7. Could be worse I suppose, just don't put a ring on it.
OP, stop being a faggot and break up with her already so I can appreciate those [spoiler]MOMMY[/spoiler] curves.
your finances suck but damn your gf got HOT as fuck... god shes so thicccc i would just .. FUCK YOU DUDE
Yo bitch a slam pig now. Keep slammin user