>do nothing in her life
>instantly becomes the richest women on Earth
All you should have is a vagina. Are you jelly, Jow Forums?
>do nothing in her life
>instantly becomes the richest women on Earth
All you should have is a vagina. Are you jelly, Jow Forums?
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>marrying a weirdly tall giraffe woman named "mackenzie"
wew
How do you even make a JUST edit of Bezos? The guy is already bald.
i gotchu senpai
>instantly becomes the richest women on Earth
do you think she will get half of amazon?
>billions of dollars
>still subject yourself to American divorce laws
Super rich people don’t care about divorce, they have a enough money to live off of well after the alimony
He's so rich and influential US cities pay HIM tax, but worn-out slag is taxing half his wealth just because she doesn't want to fulfill the contract she signed?
Can he not just give her the Jimmy Hoffa treatment?
That's a shame. I always looked up to Bezos and I would want him to be happy.
I wonder why their marriage didn't work out
Word on the street is he has a big trap fetish.
Independent nations have started wars over less money.
How come she isn't scared for her life? I'd be scared to death if I was about to steal 60 billion from someone.
He's gay apparently.
>>marrying a weirdly tall
She doesn't look that tall and even if she is, that's nothing but a good thing. Nobody wants manlet children.
don't shittalk my homie Bezos
prenup
the bez is no fool
I think our Argentinian queen hasn't struck a bad deal either.
Our King is said to indirectly own 25% of Shell. Large parts of Unilever and the Rotterdam harbor. And the entire country from which he can draw an infinite amount of money.
The government says they costs 110 million euro of tax money a year. But because they don't pay taxes republicans claim if you add the missed tax income of his businesses up they receive 345 million euro a year.
She married him four years before he became a millionaire. There's no prenup.
>I always looked up to Bezos and I would want him to be happy.
fuck off
No. Bezos i's based. He can now marry any hot 18yo that's leagues hotter than her. This is what smart and extremely successful men do. Only a fool stays with his wife once her looks hit the wal
This he should be based and get a 18 east asian girl for extra youth points
That means he's making billions in profit every year.
>east asian girl
Someone as rich as him doesn't need to settle.
Is he handsome in the US?
>2019
>rich people STILL don't sign a prenup
>engaging in the archaic tradition of marriage in the first place
How did those retards even get rich in the first place
Was just Googling numbers.
>the former King of Thailand is an American born in Massachusetts
Bezos is based
Amazon workers need to fck off if they dislike being employed so much
>someone as rich as him doesn't need to settle
He has a handsome bank account, that's all that's important.
He’s 132 billion dollars handsome
I want a prenup but my parents are against the idea :(
I wouldn't even date her if she paid me desu.*
*unless it can replace my job
Do you unironically think that it's him who is the richest man in the world? Or that Bill Gates is the second richest?
yes
Maybe Bezos thinks half his wealth is worth replacing the slag for a newer one. It's not like he will end up poor anyway.
why didnt he just kill her?
The richest people are those who don't get their faces, or names, on newspapers.
>*phone rining*
how does this even work? his 132 billion isn't in cash, you know
you think she'll just suddenly own half of bezos's amazon shares? not knowing much about these things but surely it's not that simple?
til im the worlds richest
Wow that sounds worse than the Queen were retarded royalists think people would stop visiting her castles if the monarchy was abolished
If she doesn't get half his shares, then she gets a a claim worth that amount.
Then who are they?
yes
the wealth of old money families is diluted and i guarantee most of the family branches hate each other
rothschild sr doesn't have trillions just because the combined wealth of the whole family is trillions
this, if im the richer part i will force one
"She" is hideous and he's clearly fucked in the head to have married that thing.
Probably Saudi royals or Russian oligarchs who basically own the country
he's an autistic jew bugman, of course he's fucked in the head
We have some politicians who are republican in secret, but dodge the question when asked. Because our King is way too popular.
Especially if they get into the government. Then you stop being a republic altogether. Then you suddenly support the monarchy.
Amazon's net worth is almost twice the GDP of Saudi Arabia
Putin, Rothschilds.
evening jacob
>YES?
Rothschild family is the most obvious place to start. Then I would move on to oligarchs, old money families etc. who are close, but not too close, to politicians and Rupert Murdoch and Ted Kennedy for example. The ones on the richest list are more of representatives for corporations and their existence on the list is very dependent upon many things.
Do you unironically believe that Burdock or Kennedies are richer than Bezos?
he had her sign a prenup
at least, he would have if he was at all a business man
there are probably at least one or two jew families richer (besides the rothschilds)
richer how? What do they own that is worth more than Amazon
Rockefeller
A lot of men who are good at business are shockingly stupid when it comes to relationships. I knew a guy who lost millions of dollars in three failed marriages to Romanian camwhores who clearly hated him from the beginning. Never listened to me when I told him to get a prenup.
ultimate vaginiggers
Gold. Bitcoin (bought in the early 2010s). Some securities.
>do nothing in life
>all he has to do is exploit his suffering workers to the point where they're almost slaves
So this is the power of baldness.
SHE is hideous? Can you not see his face?
No. They control what is and what is not written on the newspapers, among some other people. That's the only reason why I mentioned them. Murdoch and Turner (I accidentally wrote Kennedy instead of Turner) are replaceable too. But, there's is no free media.
He isn't attractive but he is nowhere near as hideous as the thing he married.
Tbh its not her fault Jeffy ended up being a rampant homosexual
couples where the women is taller are like 80% more likely to fail, never marry a lanklet unless you're even taller
Source
if you look like that you deserve to get divorced.
I'm pretty sure Bezos is a manlet.
kek