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been playing the minecraft lately
i was playing an older version since that launch and i've only recently updated it
so much better

after a long train trip and finally arriving home and taking a big shit and letting out a free spacious fart and taking a warm bath... i can relate

Watched all of it and nothing of it was funny

youtube.com/watch?v=kNAYhqzMkcQ

Discuss

god doesnt exist stupid christnigger

Guys the barber took too much off the top and the sides were too long and puffy so I had him take more off the sides
Now I have a zoomer haircut and I feel ashamed

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christ doesn't exist you stupid godnigger

who are you quoting sven

should have just shaved your head bucko

grow a full beard

see comments youtube.com/watch?v=ItOGQiZzvOg

maybe next time

i think im going to be 100% honest with my therapist, its going to be one hour alone with her so i think i have time

>undercut
>zoomer
Cringe

Are you a zoomer in age?

it's a good feeling

>i think im going to be 100% honest with my therapist
MISTAKE

imagine being so fragile spilling some food ruins your day lmao

ok, tell me why sven

your problem can be solved by not being a bitch

what is a hate-crush? like being mean to you, but just because she wanted your attention?

going to drink some vodka

i tried once, it didn't go well.

21 is zoomer, right?

I'm Asian
I don't want to look like a fucking monk
Lol

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??? why does that make you sad?

thats not a sad face

I'm not sure but I think 1980-1999 = 30 year old boomer (always 30!). 2000+ = zoomer.

women therapists > men therapists

change my mind

is she disappointed?
really think about being "honest" to your therapist. it could go wrong

1997 is the last year for boomers

she likes to bully him. nothing else is implied

what could go wrong?

no

Yeah, it's girls with daddy issues who do this. Her friends told me she was into me but I didn't believe it until she admitted it years later.

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>artificial pineapple flavor with artificial coconut flavor
yes, please

so he's a delusional incel?

no wat

>1997
lol
that's like toddler tier

no

i won't change your mind

what if he doesn't care, what if he tells someone, what if you misspeak? i tried talking about my "feelings" once to a therapist but i suck at explaining so i stopped trying to speak to her about real stuff and just started lying

i lost my virginity to a goth girl

i don't think he implied she had any other intentions

so you agree with me
i have no problem explaining my feelings in spanish dont worry

>i see a therapist

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so did you fug her years later when she admitted?

...

>i have a booboo in my head and feel vewy vewy sad so i have to go to someone's office and talk to them so they can make me feel better

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gl then

what haven't you been honest to your therapist about ale? your gender dysphoria?

yes

i didn't realize this was a thing
there was this cunt in hs who was just rude and bullied me but would let me touch her

Nah, I was best friends with her best friends boyfriend. She used to say it to them, but I thought she was fucking with me. She switched schools and I didn't see her again until freshmen year in college and she admitted it to me. She's not a goth anymore so 0/10 would not bang fingernails too long.

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yes and im almost 100% sure why my anxiety got out of control
based

Imagine being Mia Khalifa's bf LMAO

>I am based, I chose to B.E. entirely myself, grew a nutsac and in turn found a GF

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describe your experience pls

i bet he doesnt kiss her

>anxiety
tumblr is calling

what's next "crippling" depression?
trypophobia?

lmao fuck outta here with that gay shit

BTFO

wtf did you say hate crush for then

touch her? in what sense?

mkay so I had this female friend (we know since kinder garten), she was sometime mean to me and liked to hurt me with her nails (she plays guitar). Maybe it wasn't the hate tsundere crush or whatever but maybe it was. Anyway we detached during high school and now we're long gone in our own paths

Way too many females at my work place and they're all using me as their emotional dumping ground. They're constantly talking shit about each other, too wtf someone get me out of here

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Because she bullied me.

you could have got with her and then ask her to wear goth stuff in private time with you, dumbie

sounds like every place i'm applying
every shop is like 90% female its fucking weird

i want to get pregnant

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based german

I have agoraphobia and that's shit is real unlike le fucking meme depressed xD

nah, its embarrassing

*drives into the thread*

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the infertile christcucklet with the soy husband too
but you both can't

you have to be an absolute chad to even consider putting this on your vehicle

What goes through the mind of a man who seriously dates a women who is/was in porn?

well i also have agoraphobia

i'm going to get a hamboigah

Girl who asked me to be her "duck buddy" is in Florida rn and asked me if I wanna fuck after she comes home

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I have a fetish like this from my first gf back in hs. Found and fucked another girl who was 18 recently (I was 21) and it felt good but very weird.
Big tiddy goth girls tho

if this ass gets dubs i'll make a grilled cheese

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absolutely nothing

man ass

sure
what else?

Absolute state of that ass

thought that was a MAN first, frick off gaylord

who cares freaking lmao you're on an anonymous imageboard, are you serious?

>duck buddy

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got over my anxiety by NOT GIVING A FUCK LMAO ITS THAT EASY

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is she decent? post pics