Why aren't you learning French?

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I already speak it

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It sounds gay, to be honest

I took it for 3 years in high school but barely remember anything.

it's useless

Pourquoi tu penses cette? J'étudie le français deux mois

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I did in school, and I didn't like it

completely useless today

I already speak a romance language so I basically already know it

porque estoy aprendiendo español. Si vives en Los Estados Unidos, otras idomas que no sean ingles o Español no valen nada

tu me fais honte
grâce à ça je pécho en pologne

Pourquoi pensez vous cela? J'étudie le français depuis deux mois.

Because French isn't the lingua franca.

because i'm retarded, i can't speak even my native language properly

fuck you

It unironically triggers me way more than it should

What are some useful languages?

Merci beaucoup monsieur

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Why bother when not even in France its gonna be the main language in 60 years?

Based
talking is for pussy

Why the fuck shhould I? More niggers in Africa speak French than the French in Europe.

That's like learning Spanish or Portuguese, language of race-mixed mutts.

Our country is dead anyways

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Why do you keep posting that Slavic girl and saying she's French?

wtf samir

je suis...

Pouvez vous nous envoyer de l'aide militare? Macron gaze son propre peuple.

cringe

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Moi je france b1 monsieur

JOIE

nobody speaks it here and even if I went to france, theyd still ignore me because I dont say it perfectly like they do

Elle est la Française

Je ne sais pas

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Elle est française.

Stp, nous sommes des rebelles modérés.

la joie est subjective

LA joie. Une joie.
Elle est subjective.

I learned it in high school in the 90's. I've forgotten a ton of it but I've recently been pleasantly surprised by how quickly it comes back to me on Duolingo.

Articles are big trouble for me even in English.

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La joie est un...spook

Spanish

I find it interesting how badly articles fuck with speakers of languages that don't use them. It seems like one of the simplest parts of western languages.

Yeah, same for genders

That's good one

Yeah. Fascinating how a different language is also in a way a different method of thinking.

Kek, I thought he's taking about Western genders

Already did when I was a kid. Et j'ai appris que ta mère est un cochon americon HON HON HON

Because I don't want to travel in Africa.

Bête

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I'm not gay enough

I will if I ever join the foreign legion, though I'm kind of a weak pussy so I probably won't.

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I don’t understand why articles are hard (because I’m a mono language pleb).

Like, you just use “the” if it’s anspecific thing, and “a” as the general.

Honestly I would think something like affect/effect would be harder.

I'm Russian. I'm a Russian. I'm the Russian. What are differences? I know article no needed here, but I have no idea why. Why not The UK? I love a milk? My a wife? Easier just to forget about articles. As we do

Next time, say: Le train de ton ignorance roule sur les rails de mon indiférence.

>learning the language of a dying people

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C'est très bien merci

Population of Africa will be 4 billions by 2100.

I'd rather aliens wipe us out

We all do, friend, we all do. It's kinda what will happen, too.

yea wow literally dying

French is a dead language.
Arabic is the new French and Zulu is a nice language to learn for the next France.

I work in an american college and owe had a meeting about the different people who work at the college with a video of them saying hello in their language, the dude who spoke french looked like the 'I am the captain now" guy from that tom hanks movie. So viva la france I suppose?

I have no reason to. Trying to learn my fiancee's language instead.

Best languages to know:
English
Spanish

Anything else and your are simply giving yourself an extra boost in the world market. English is the language of culture, science, and industry. Spanish is going to be more important in the U.S. during upcoming years.

>Muh arabic
Which arabic? Egyptian? Morrocan? Arabian? Arabic is useless because MSA is not used in dialouge. Except in the defense industry, it is not needed. Too many complexities.

>Muh Chinese (Mandarin)
Most Chinese are learning English. It's not worth the effort memorizing tens of thousands of characters with no text to sound correlation. Maybe in the future it will be more prominent, but as of now it is not worth it.

>Muh French
French is desperately preserved by the government in a English world. Africans are abandoning French for English to get involved with world powers. Besides France or Quebec (and maybe Ivory Coast) it is not used anywhere.

Americans always care only about money. French is the beautiest language I've heard.

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i had french in school for a year, does this count?

Portuguese is better in my opinion.

>Muh Chinese (Mandarin)

What are the other Chinese languages? Dialects like the Arabic ones?

What is MSA even based on? I imagine what Arabia speaks?

>besides France or Québec (and maybe Ivory Coast)
And Switzerland. And Luxembourg (I guess). And Monaco. And Belgium.

You'd rather die than learning our language because
>huuur duuur muh niggers
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Chinese isn't one language, there are different languages that are use.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_of_China

MSA is based off of the Quran, but except in academia and official things it isn't used because of its extreme formality and lack of updated terms. Countries usually use their own regional dielects.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arabic

Voulez voucher che avec moi ce soir
Bon appetit
Bob chance

Basically, where rich aristocratic EU fags live

Based and redpilled, innit

And when talking abot Chinese, most people think of Mandarin. But that's like saying Italian is the true Latin language, and the others are bastardized, but clearly they are all their own variants. Except Chinese languages are much much more seperate. Cantonese speakers can't understand Mandarin.

I’m a Russian, is you are declaring yourself to be a Russian.

I’m “the” Russian implies you are some sort of specific Russian. It sounds strange because we lack the context of specificity (that “the” implies). It’s like you’re saying I’m “the” Russian part of this hit-job that you’ve already been briefed about. I’m the Russian you’ve already heard about. I’m THE Russian.

I dunno how to explain it, I guess I’m used to it because it’s my mother tongue. But it can confer meaning, in a clear way.

I like the French language, but maybe you should've won the French and Indian war to expand its influence

I was forced to learn French at college

Would rather be gay than german

theirs a difference?

When gays are angry, they don't try to destroy the world

I already know it pretty well.

It can help a lot with advanced English vocabulary.

The difficult part is not their usage but understanding why do you even need them.

nah, too many false cognates

Tres difficile

>What are some useful languages?
English

>Switzerland
Majority of the population are German-speaking
>Belgium
Majority of the population are Dutch-speaking
>Canada
Majority of the population are English-speaking
>other countries
lol who cares

French is irrelevant

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>I’m a Russian
You are just saying that the noun “Russian” fits you
>I’m the Russian
You are saying you are a specific Russian that has been mentioned from the context
>I’m Russian
In this case Russian is an adjective. You’re just saying that you’re Russian (adj)

So what? All you have to do is stay in the french-speaking regions.

what is this language with smirking faces? looks neat

>english is the language of culture

Poor Kyle.

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Dude just admit your language is dead.

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I took 4 french classes in high school and only learned basic shit. I tried reading some of Journey to the end of the Night in French and pic related is what I was thinking

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Any modern culture, news/music/games, etc. Even though it's all shit, we do have an enormous impact on the world. 99% of people wouldn't care to read, listen to music, play games, watch movies of other cultures.

Beucase I'm learning Ruski. :^)

What do you call a person who speaks one language? An American.

That's actually not true.
t. linguist

>have the opportunity to contribute an insightful and quality post to the thread
>shitpost like an autist instead

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