India Isekai

You just reborn in this country retaining all the memories of your previous life, what do you do?

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Would make no difference desu
Would I be reborn attractive/strong/more intelligent?

Assume the same thing will happen again
Kms

would travel to Delhi to fuck some prostitute

What if your reborn a girl though. Would you be the prostitute

no, his(her) rapists wouldn't bother paying him

id choke my self with my own umbilical cord

Don't know about the guy you replied to, but I would only like to be a prostitute if I was a high class whore who fucked rich guys.
I mean sure most of them would probably be old cunts but at least I would have a comfortable life with the money.

the only possible way to have a good life in this country is reborn as a cow

>Having papuan admixture and possibly microcephaly

Would KMS famalam.

Go to Kumbh Mela

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India is the largest exporter of beef. Even cows are not safe.

What about a monkey, then? There's a whole temple for them

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That wouldn't be much of an upgrade amigo.

Also one with rats

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Kill myself instantly

go back home

>walks in circles

Run into forests of Chhattisragh to join the naxalites.

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harass white female tourists I guess

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So why Indian men so obsessed with selfies?

Write sexual and creepy messages to the girls on the social media of course

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the beta white knight is cringier than the pajeet tho

I will go to the North East and live happily with the mongoloid Indians.
pic related, it's a punk band (apparently)

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>mom drops me
>hit my head
>brain damage
>become a regular poo

Would kill myself and hope to reborn in a better place, even if I lose my memories. Dying for good is ok too.

What else can I do?

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Poo in the street and take selfie of it.

More to boost their egos

fight pakistan

Leave or kms

Rape

Fucking GROSS.

wtf, it's not like she is stunningly beautiful or anything at all.

Based pajeet

I would find the best street and take a giant shit, then kms.

Egyptians are just as bad as Pajeets.
Rape, poo, and harass everyone that isn't a Towel.

First thing I'll do is to import a toilet from the nearest civilized country in order to be able to shit like a civilized human being

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Yeah, they're not objectively beautiful but I don't have much of a standard.

This image makes me very uncomfortable.

Well, at least you're honest.

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Get a qt poojeeta gf/wife

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