>we're looking for a team player
We're looking for a team player
Robert Baker
Jeremiah Jackson
>So user tell me, when is a time you realized you made a large mistake, and how did you handle it?
William James
>So user What animal would you be if you were an animal? NO user A RAT IS NOT A CORRECT ANSWER!!
Michael Rivera
not now man we're kind of freaking out
Owen Evans
>Tell us your favorite joke user.
Lincoln Butler
When is a time I realized I made a large mistake?
Just now, hearing this question from you.
How did I handle it?
*puts baseball cap on hat* Later. *walks out door without looking back*
Andrew Miller
>not choosing to be a jew
Julian Young
I laughed cause I know someone on this board had to have done this.
Michael Campbell
Elijah Harris
Why couldn't the wageslave die a happy death?
His boss caught him with a noose and started coaching him on how to tie it tighter.
Andrew Rodriguez
>So user, how does this picture make you feel?
Wyatt Phillips
>oh...
>Well we are going to end this interview now.
>Thank you for your time. Hubert, our security guard ,will escort you out.
Justin Bell
im just tryin to laugh man
why cant anyone just CHILL?
FUCK
Jaxson Johnson
>What would you say is a weakness you have
Parker Murphy
I always prefaced my answer with "I hate this question" and it hasn't seemed to backfire yet
Eli Wright
>Ask your mother.
Straightforward and shows you're a man of tradition.
Jack James
Two muffins get put into an oven
The first turns to the second and says
>Holy shit it's hot in here
The second turns back to the first and says
>Holy shit a talking muffin
Jackson Morgan
My greatest weakness is not having an answer to this question.
Robert Mitchell
What’s the difference between a park bench and a black man?
A park bench can support a family.
Jason Hall
>we're looking for a team player
translates to
>we're looking for someone who isn't an autistic retard and is capable of introductions and presentations
Ryan Mitchell
>>we're looking for a team player
we want you to work for cheap and or for free
>>So user tell me, when is a time you realized you made a large mistake, and how did you handle it?
just how much of a fuck are you?
>>So user What animal would you be if you were an animal?
are you going to be motivated or just another lazy fuck like 90% of our applicants
>>Tell us your favorite joke user.
How likely are you to get us sued for inappropriate behavior?
>>So user, how does this picture make you feel?
are you gonna flip out and shoot up the place?
>>What would you say is a weakness you have
yeah we are asking this to fuck with you... btw the correct answer is: I care too much