/cum/ - Canada, USA and Mexico

Hamza Yusuf edition

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spaz

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I've found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It's really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it's almost like we're identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

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I wish, god damn it!
we'll make it if you believe

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think im gonna ask me mum how would she had named a daughter

Hate negros and hates fags

fuck you chicano convert piece of shit

Trying to learn Spanish, started watching this guy.
Cool travel vlog
youtube.com/watch?v=Q_udYink0tM

my mother would have called me Helen

i love alan desu

my parents told me they were gonna name me Strawberry
something tells me they were serious too

my parents were going to name me aelfsgeld

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I will have some magnesium tablets and xanax ready the next time I trip on acid

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My kid will be Half German half negroid or half German and half Chinese if my wife is okay with that

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get the feeling this has something to do with me in some way...

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if i was a girl my name would be Helen Mary [last name]

finna pee

gonna name my son heath ledger and feed him oxycodone

terrible name, granny

Just got back from fishing with the cutie lads. Caught a little flathead within 10 mins of being there then nothing.

i dont feel so good

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Recently i watched Green Book, can't get why is so much noise about this movie, it's boring and scenario is stupid a bit. Rich black guy give job to italien driver and that driver is doing with his boss lake that is a trash. And rich black guy take it like behaviour like that is ok. Like oh, i'm paying you 1200$ a week and you're welcome to talk different delirium, threw food into my face and if you want it you can fuck me, feel free to do that you wanna do. Wtf, i don't buy it.

Have you ever got a boner after peeing because you imagined yourself peeing on a woman

She also bent down and I saw her arse again. This keeps happening. Haha.

My son or daughter will have a German or Chinese name

no never wtf

lol

Wheres chile did she decide to stop posting here

guess so

I'm superior

What if it was a guy instead

Nice man! Sounds like a nice time

Now I need to fill in the rest of my day somehow.

there's an alarming lack of pinnis in these threads. let's fix that.

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Good choice. Germans have good names, Rumpelshtilckhen for example.

it was my great grandmother's name actually

rumpelshitskin
a modern rendition of a timeless classic

renata or mariana

thoughts?

just found a photo of alice in pantyhose and you can clearly see her pussy through it.
There truly is a God.

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héloïse is a good name

renata sounds jewish
mariana sounds like an italian sauce

pick something else

nope

how do i make sure i get a gf this year?

yeah im not sure if i like those names desu

Oh looks like there's going to be a new house mate checking the house out God please can it be a cute female.

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kidnapping is the only surefire 100% way of getting a girlfriend

Not being ugly & not having autism. Tick to both for me. I'm fucked.

Mariana would be better.

When are you leaving

pick Danielle and go by Dani

are you a psychic?

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Post it?

When I get a job & decide if I'm going to move out with someone or move back in with parents. Lol, I think I can only stand my mother in small doses now.

im not going to have an english name wtf

Is reality a spook?

Not feeling like getting jannied today. Enjoying it as my background picture though.

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Or way to be gf of Jamal in jail.
money my frien can give you heart of any girl.

>im not going to have an english name wtf
thought you were naming your daughter, are you a fucking tranny?

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OBJECTIVE TOP 3 SPANISH GIRL NAMES:
Isabella
Camila
Sofia

>chile femoid left
Looks like Sven can carve another notch in his keyboard

maybe

Scared to be lonely song playing.

are you a cute tranny

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im still a man

VERY IMPORTANT SURVEY

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i've met several female hispanics with that name
also its french

jesus christ i move out of the basement and suddenly nightfall affects me negatively
used to never care

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What about Konchita?

/cum/ didn't exist before 2014

Voted.

Finding that pic has given me the FORCE to power through the night without crawling up into a ball on the bathroom floor.

I will continue to bother each and every one of you.

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@
kys

the names chicanos give to their kids are not the same as mexican names

Hello
I neveer had a job and I'm just wondering about a couple of things
1. what's a double shift
2. how do you "cover' for someone? do you just take their shift?
3. if you want to go on vacation and have no vacation days do they fire you or do you just not get paid?

Been posting since lmm changed his name from whatever it was before to lmm

its a way to find the liars

going outside SUCKS
thank g*d im back and ready to roll

lol this guy replied to the wrong post please laugh at him

NO NO NO FUCK NO STOP

double shifts back to back
yes
you don't get paid

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Not a Drunk.

/cum/ trivia night when?

i don't remember
a few months before cara started to shill his discord

his names were "burgerking" then "NotADrunk" then "lemonopolymen"

When are you going to start posting Mo Bamba again

You think you're better than me, don't ya?

Nerds

idk

yes,

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im bored

hmm yes
drugs

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Just got home from work guys

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Are you back from work you guys

Leave the drugs alone lad.