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*walks into the room and sneezes without covering my mouth filling the room with a mist of snot particles*
alri

could do with a gf if im honest

imagine the fucking smell

Would mog all of your penises

blessed art thou

Pii

is that zoella?

same, but only if she ended up being a wife
just want to produce catholic children above all else

proof that christianity was invented by kikes to keep the goy tamed

with all the pheremones its probably like sniffing coke

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aye

*walks into the pub and pushes you out of the way whilst you stand at the bar*

Fookin suvvan pooftah

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*walks up next to you*
hey barkeep gimme a coors lite!
whatsup big dude?

could pummel anyone here

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television and films would have me believe americans communicate mostly through bible references and that they only have to say the numbers and everyone gets what they mean

Fuck every pompous middle class office drone in the world. Hate all you faggots.

you're unironically uneducated if you don't know bible verses by heart

Psalm 23 1:6
The Lord is my shepherd, I lack nothing. He makes me lie down in green pastures, he leads me beside quiet waters, He refreshes my soul. He guides me along the right paths for his name’s sake. Even though I walk through the darkest valley,I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me. You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies. You anoint my head with oil; my cup overflows. Surely your goodness and love will follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever.

Coor Lite? Ya sum kind of fookin shrub rocketeer ya dirty shirt liftah?
*gouges you*

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How surely are the dead beyond death. Death is what the living carry with them. A state of dread, like some uncanny foretaste of a bitter memory. But the dead do not remember and nothingness is not a curse. Far from it.

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a ginger gf would be so perfect

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*wipes the makeup off her face with a wet rag*

>you're unironically uneducated if you don't know bible verses by heart

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this. even if you're not christian, christianity made the west and it's vital to study it

Got my next autismbux payment on Jan 14th lads. $415.10

*tips cowboy hat*

Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying, Whom shall I send, and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me.

death is natural

An Irish Catholic one yeah
Hooked up with a redhead a couple months ago only to find out afterwards that she dyed her hair and was a devout Atheist
Unironically haven't spoken to her since

how many cans of VB is that?

twitter.com/more_milf/status/1047074851993866240

>Anglo women

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don't care about the religion really. Catholic would be preferable but Christianity is basically dead in Europe, most don't practice even if they are baptised

this makes my dick so hard

210 with a bit of change left over
for some darts perhaps

No idea lad. I don't drink or smoke. Might finally get the courage to get a hooker.

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watched some of her videos, hot to watch but id never go within 20 feet of her

hate the way women botox their lips these days.

this image is the epitome of british women

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>While in prison, Susan has had several lesbian lovers, including a drug-addicted shoplifter, who died of an overdose after her release, and a black cocaine dealer named Pamela “Big Daddy” Morgan, who was released in 2008.
>“Susan always plays the feminine role,” said Christie, who was incarcerated for fraud and writing bad checks. “She likes big, tough convicts who can protect her from other inmates and make love like a man.”
>After ballooning up to a hefty 180 pounds, Susan has slimmed down to 135 since starting lesbian romps with her new lover, who’s serving 15 years for armed bank robbery, said Christie.
>Christie adds that the monstrous mom paid her to watch for guards while making love with her girlfriend in their cells, closets and even the prison cafeteria freezer.

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It's not as much about the actual religion as it is about the upbringing and value system that go along with it.
In my experience, it's quite easy to tell the difference between a girl who was raised by a religious family but doesn't observe and a girl who wasn't raised with any religious guidance at all.

Cor what a squad of slags, wouldn't mind giving them the 'ol heave ho.

Have not been in contact with my parents at all this year. They don't give a fuck. Haha.

Reckon there are 4-5 women I could've shagged if I'd just made an effort to do so

youth allowance + disability supplement?

Cope

got a severe case of the 'tism

I really don't have any social skills. No idea how I'll fare at university.

she's a cutie, what's she in for?

most girls who are raised catholic turn out to be sluts.
forums.catholic.com/t/study-female-students-more-promiscuous-at-catholic-colleges/188990
the link above is something i just scooped up but i remember going on a catholic forum and someone asked a father why catholic girls tend to be so promiscuous and basically he said that when girls are raised in a strict and moral environment in the modern degenerate culture when they finally have freedom to do as they choose they either binge on all the feminism and whoring they missed out in their teen years or keep the faith and make great wives, nothing in-between.

DSP. But my temporary accommodation takes $560 of it.

hhnnngggg

despunking my balls right now!!

that's simply not true. Its a movie trope made by jews

strange how hardly anyone talks about the Iran-Iraq War in the west
absolutely insane what went on

Ah yes MrDeadMoth mentioned on the radio. Gone to court today.

Did you get accepted for the DSP first time? I have an assessment coming up soon in regards to my DSP claim.

youtube.com/watch?v=uFbsHUkPJTo

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got a severe case of the 'cism
(and that's a good thing)

I think that's a personal thing. I knew a lot of girls from Catholic schools and upbringings in secondary schools, and a lot of them turned out to be sluts yeah, but with a lot of those girls I feel like they would have been sluts regardless of their upbringing. Guess that's different than the point I originally made, but I still think I'd generally be right if you averaged it out

Murdered her kids then blamed it on a non-existant black carjacker, was a big story back in the 90s

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Smith

not saying this as an affront to catholics, y'all are great people, but at least in the united states it's absolutely true

lifesitenews.com/news/study-female-students-more-promiscuous-at-catholic-colleges

forums.catholic.com/t/study-female-students-more-promiscuous-at-catholic-colleges/188990

catholicculture.org/news/headlines/index.cfm?storyid=5589

Despunk one more for me boss, its hands off tonight

lachlan you dole bludging cunt stop stealing my tax

Joints are really aching from this vaccine.

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AWWWH STREWTH MAITE ME FACKIN CENNO AINT COME FRUU

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sounds very familiar
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diane_Downs

So much fucking makeup

I've been on DSP since like 21. I'm 27. Hopefully I'll be dead in 2021.

my nose is proper red and sore because theres a big pimple coming through on it
i feel like a fucking loser and i dont want to have to go to the butcher but i will because i want meat

got me cenno yesterday m8 ill shout ya couple darts til then ay dw cunt

>STREWTH
Haha what a silly word.

come over here for some meat rudolph
*drops my trousers*

nayger

I was but a child when I was diagnosed with autism spectrum disorder.

*stretches me legs*

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neegor

fook off ya limp wristed poof
strewth, ya need a fookin deckin'

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Lads how strong of a rope would I need to support 70kg without it snapping?

rude dog

69kg rope.

the perth experience

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use a belt dummy
70

Well I guess a lot of niggas do gang bang
And if we run train we all in the same gang
Runaway slaves all on the chain gang
Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang

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youtu.be/wnnWZMWypl0
will is live with elite dangerous de lads

My joints are in so much pain

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Same. Didn't even stand a chance. Now I have to endure the suffering daily till I can finally kms.

>70kg

hello turt

would actually slay a cunt for a couple o darts and tinnies and a nice big nug rn

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explain please