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Ahem

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la existencia me arde

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I'm gonna say the n word.

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will be eating my last food soon, it will be 2 eggs

Oh, sweatie...

>last food
Is that Swedish for dinner?

hmmm i dont remember

does 2 eggs sound like dinner=

Because it's my first time asking how you're doing lol.

Ale, what are your thoughts on:
Carlos
Eliza
Ashley
Alexis
Raymond
Matthew
Henry

I dare you.

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Remember to watch this video every day.

youtu.be/Zjt-xRkjFaY

>Carlos
nah
>Eliza
GTFO
>Ashley
GTFO
>Alexis
gay lol
>Raymond
LOL
>Matthew
kinda gay name lol
>Henry
III

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Holy fuck way to out yourself as an absolute newfag
That's about half of the list

>Carlos
hate him
>Eliza
love her
>Ashley
love her
>Alexis
hate HIM
>Raymond
idk
>Matthew
hate him
>Henry
idk
im doing ok i guess

undeniably based

im not a purefag, but alice has only had two boyfriends since she was 15
contemplating this

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Why do you hate Carlos, yourself, and Matthew?

>tfw /cum/ will never know my name

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worldnewsdailyreport.com/siamese-twins-in-vicious-legal-battle-over-right-to-masturbate/

>Carlos
hes racist
>yourself
im a man
>Matthew?
no reason

Ok Andrew

How is Carlos racist and why do you hate Matthew for no reason

stfu luke

My name is rare so there's basically no chance of guessing it :^)

Okay Ulysses

Hey that's my name, pretty good name I think.

fuck off lucien

>worldnewsdailyreport

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My name is rare too. I've only met one person with my name and it was during a job interview. They said my name and the guy next to me also stood up.

>Thread is all about namefags

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Ale, tell me why Carlos is racist and why you have Matthew

>you have Matthew
dont have him

10000000

hate Matthew****

checked

nice numbers

cannot WAIT for the seizures to begin lmao
who wants to take bets

...

this egg im eating smells like my hairwax

gonna wake up tomorrow at 8am to try doing the exercices so i can do them well on monday
carlos calls black people "niggers" and matt is just happy with his gf

I understand all of this

wait thought we were all bailing on this general for some meme reason, nm, brb, peeing

>carlos calls black people "niggers"

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What seizures?

>carlos calls black people "niggers"

carlos sounds fucking based. he's the only cool mexican on int

Why do I even come here?
I should just read books in my free time, still a waste of time but less cancerous

Based and redpilled

Carlos is a leaf with a castizo dad

>carlos
>mexican
oof

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Why? Do you get free money from your government? NEETbux?

mommy mommy

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A Canadian calling black people niggers? I've genuinely never heard that before. Usually it's Americans from the less populated states.

Jesus prayer poster wins my vote

BITCH LASAGNA

right so he's not white so who cares? mexican is close enough

Based and redpilled tastes.

what do you mean all mexicans are fucking racist as fuck

>posting your name on Jow Forums

don't do this

I didn't, I used a name similar to my name.

>flag
Pewdiepie?

nah most of them on int are whiny cunts who get upset at dumb things.

exhibit one is ale, exhibit 2 is the one who always posts the drag shit and cries when people get sick of it

smart lad

yes

Shut up nigger

i had a shot of vodka and spit/coughed some of it out

I want to shoot myself for this fucking dishonor

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Love vodka because it had very little flavor

woah, only two people that only post on one general

don't like the mexican who is always insulting people desu senpai

>very little flavor
vodka is disgusting. Real men drink straight jager, cold

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eating kaviar RIGHT NOW

that's why I said on Jow Forums you stupid twat

BASED

never had jägermeister

Won a game of csgo lads.
Think I'm the alpha dog around here now

Eat me nigger.

youtu.be/svncAk3czZg?t=3619

>lads
>alpha dog
haha no

I was Global Elite before I quit

>jager
I remember being 19

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I had almost a half cup of vodka at my filipino friends birthday party and I blacked out. All I remember is talking to some people for like 5 minutes, my Venezuelan friend taking me to the bathroom so I can vomit, and then sleeping in the bathtub. I ended up texting and calling 2 girls from my high school days.That was probably the last time I had alcohol.

Just relapsed on my diet and ate a shitload of cheesecake

im stuffed, eggs are really filling

CS:GO sucks now after it went Play-For-Free. That and the R8 gun launch patch.

youtube.com/watch?v=u4AK9qK8r00

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>Videoklippet är inte tillgängligt.

youtube.com/watch?v=GAsR8PQtdfY
here

I'm gonna relapse on weed next year. My T break has been holding up for 2 years.

Jow Forums, not /cum/ you fucking idiot

i wanted to get back into csgo but idk
i really want to get into fps again but there's nothing really good out there except csgo and siege but siege is confusing with all those classes and shit

Is this true?

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as someone who doesnt speak spanish nor have i been to any of the countries in that map, i would say YES, it is VERY true

don't get mad cause you can't read, you fucking simpleton

holy shit youre so dumb

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>implying tf2 isn't better than ever

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