O kurwa

O kurwa...

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Why is there light inside the toilet lmao, for turd inspection?

it comes up through the pipes from the southern hemisphere where it's still summertime

to humiliate polish plumbers who had to use headlamps

no that's what your mirror is for

It's a gaming toilet

It has no shelf, though

Why don't we use squat toilets?

I wonder what would they look like modernised like this.

the newest models shine a laser beam up your ass and send a grabber claw to pull the turds from your lower intestine

my toilet have similar light.

I translated

germicidal lamp;
sterilization lamp;
ultraviolet lamp;
bactericidal lamp

Are any of those necessary?
We don't use automated mechanisms for that, just regular cleaning every now and then. No one gets sick and toilets look clean.

>a toilet bowl in Japan is brighter than my future

I think jap toilets are designed to film you while you take a shit and it automatically uploads it to a random porn site on the world wide internet

Enjoy your arse cancer, japs.

bruh

did you know that german toilets have a viewing platform for turd inspection?

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For an enlightened poo

It wasnt for inspection, Zizek made that up. That platform was to avoid splashing. But they don't really do that anymore. It was a commie design, my grandparents used to have a toilet like that as well long time ago. Thank god they got rid of it, it made the smell of shit ten times worse.

i would give anything for there to be a hole at the base of that and big enough for my head to fit through (the hole being in the back of the toilet, though) where i could stick it through, open my mouth and just swallow everybody's shit and cum

Based

>polish toilet expert

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I really didn't think it through when I answered, did I

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Cute

Based

stfu stupid kid, you can buy it anywhere. your shit smells horrid because you eat horrid

>In Polish news this morning:
>Are toilets becoming too high tech for a regular plumber?
>New smart sewer pipes might spy on your poop.
>EU's new poop regulation bans curved excrement and leaves Polish MPs outraged.

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hahaha pretty good lol (coming from a Pole, too lol)

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last time i saw this toilet was in the old home of my grandparents.

Honestly, I find this beautiful.

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t. polish toilet cleaner expert

Your words make me cry (´;ω;`)