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It's worth it if you post often

>he's an arse man
hello negro

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Imagine the smell.

cute girl at work complimented my jeans today

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brit: or How I learned to stop worrying about the third man

more of a penis man myself

feet > arse > legs > chebs

Has that Pakistani man who wears women's dresses been in?

Assessment day toil in 1 hour, what on earth could they have planned that they need to keep me for 5 hours?

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youtu.be/-PUglEtsoys

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I don’t like large cellulitic asses, I like shapely, toned asses like Emma Watson’s.

Tits? No thanks. Ass? I'll pass. Arm pits? Yeah, now you're talking

switch arse and legs and i agree

legs>ass>penis>tits

Mate do you eat fanny?

not really

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never gonna make it

Kind of ruins the joke I was going for, I'm gonna ask you again and this time if you could yes I would be most appreciative.

Mate do you eat fanny?

For me, it's a pretty face

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deux par deux

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post owls

to bad her face looks like a cellulite

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>calls himself a man
>isn't covered in body hair

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that's not an owl

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charlie

ape

>calls himself a man
>doesn't have a wife and many children

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Yeah, I eat fanny.

going to make about $2600aud this week working in the new M5/westconnex tunnel undergorund

its like working on mars or somethign its really weird, you have to wear a dust mask and hae a light on your hard hat, and do 12hr sifts but gosh thats alot of money while it's there

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Imagine the smell.

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Cant wear the same scent everyday lads, whats a good light scent?

Need a French gf with a thick accent

piss your pants

whoooooo are you

Why is the Brit's history so boring?
Like William Walace beheaded someone... blah blah... 2 families wage war blah blah... then some inbreeding and beheading then we have modern England

Do you lads remember when all those Yanks were trying to be personalities?
Mad that was

what's the Brexit "plan B" ?

ahh bonjour mon amie your aahrre pen-u-trahy-ting mon bottomé!

mind if i wank to your post?

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>inbreeding
no there wasn't

order the top five countries you'd most like to live in from most desirable to least desirable. I'll start.

1. Australia
2. Canada
3. NZ
4. US
5. UK

the absolute state of Greggs

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Honestly, she's shaped like a penis.

>943416▶
fuck your girls look it but

'couldn't' sounding dangerously close to 'cunt' lads

I'm waiting for my DHL man
150 euros in my PayPal

only some of them
and that's more because we're euromutts

back from the doctors lads

got the good shit (benzos)

trident launch into paris, berlin and rome

Australia would be the perfect country if it wasn't so damn hot

i really wanna know

i honestly quite like the uk and stuff and this isn't meant as a jibe but your girls are minging man
i lie in coogee and see the best you'e to offer and they're not hot as australian girls

>coogee
fuck off LITERAL billionaire

t-thanks for the answers guys

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The US would be perfect if your demographics weren't so heterogeneous (and I'm not talking about Europeans).

you're not wrong

daily reminder literal vitamin D deficiency makes the English ugly

Gf sent me this

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the best girls are in Haberfield

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Well I suppose its true what they say, You are what you eat

i am not on any meds and havent had the urge to fuck or wank in weeks
feel my manliness slowly slip away

support your hypothesis

Fuarkin 'ell
Would love to smash a yank a yank slag again and not be super drunk this time

Saw the gf and we didn't have sex in the evening or morning, and she's not on her period

This does not bode well

I want to smell Emma Watson’s stinky farts.

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t. hai lad

would rear end the fuck out of this runt mobile if I saw it on the hume highway

alri Chewbacca

Reckon foreigners underestimate how segregated much of the US still is.

Daily reminder that Asian immigration is making Aussies better looking

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Fuck wh*te "people"

Emma Watson is English and she is insanely pretty.

Northern England is closer culturally to Scotland than southern England

Hence why I propose everything north of Coventry should belong to Scotland

Immigration is payback for wh*tey
They're getting a taste of their own medicine

Based

living 3 suburbs away from hordes of niggers or even living in a gated community knowing they're close by would still make me feel uneasy. All the warm US cities (read: liveable cities) have nigs.

fuck off donkey brains

She's French

don't know the official stats but didn't see many nigs in las vegas. Lots of friendly little brown people though

>immigration is ba-...

OH NONONONO

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fuck off child