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Got a very round head that negro

Where at?

tubby

hard to tell really, wait for more signs

what time does emmett usually show up

alri

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Liberal capitalism was a mistake

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youtu.be/uBpYYZ0lx_E
ah yes

>Jaguar Land Rover restructuring

Haha let's blame Brexit instead of our woeful car line up

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rat and Moley

spent too long wanking in 1 position. got a sore back now

janners is upset

her arms are fat as fuck

do you really need to be in a rice field to ponder that?

in your underwear?

got 17 things in the old amazon wishlist. but shan't be making any purchases for a while

I honestly don't blame women for doing shit like this, I blame the legions of thirsty af VFs giving them attention

If you were an attractive woman, why wouldn't you take advantage of this? Legions of freaks willing to donate their life savings to you for whispering their name in to a microphone, capitalism at it's finest.

would rather pick rice than be a instaslag

the underclass life

how do you figure, sport

Body shuddered at the thought of such a reality

instathots will never be satisfied with their lives
becus there will always be that person who done/has something you want

You best start believing in ghost stories jack

YOU'RE IN ONE

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don't see any reason to leave desired items unpurchased unless you lack the income to allow their purchase if i'm honest

blog on

didn't even know she was jewish
doubt many other people did too
so what's the fucking problem

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worst still. that person follows them acts really nice in comments on their posts

>thinking income denotes class

willy is feeling a bit tingly at the thought of giving my mistress poki a couple hundred more paypig pay

I have 100 odd books on the 'zon 'list

Just shut the fuck up

refuse to believe this is real

These people wouldn't be prominent in the cultural space without feminism---another capitalist invention

Explain to me like I'm five

got the money. just practicing some self control. i have things to do with my current purchases before i get new ones

would be hard pressed finding an upperclass man earning below the poverty line and vice-versa to be perfectly fair

pokimane is a twitch streamer these people are talking about the money they donated to her

man gives large sum of money to female streamer despite being 4 months behind in rent

Another man does the same despite the fact that he's been promising to take his wife on holiday for 8 months

i'm from a fairly well off educated household but i only work for minimum wage. my culture is upper-middle class in the people i know etc but my financial outlook beyond living with my parents is pretty grim.

on the reverse, " upperclass man earning below the poverty line" would be for example would be caused by someone entering retirement and having to downgrade their lifestyle

can you dumb it down a little

why dont ur parents give u money pay for stuff lol what's point of being upper middle class if they dont spend their money.
t. upper middle class who lives in flat bought by parents

toilberg is off in holiday again for the 4th time in 3 months, meanwhile he wont let me use 2 weeks holiday in one block because we’re short staffed

ah yes

In the Tesco car park eating the meal deal

this new welsh boy ive been seeing is unbearably chipper and confident all the time

literally not a single chink in his self-esteem, it mugs me right off. he has never made a joke that fell flat, stubbed his toe, or seemingly suffered any other minor embarassment. hes got a huge dick as well, of-fucking-course, and didnt even have a noment of awkwardness when we fucked for the first time

dont trust people who arent at least slightly awkward sometimes, yknow?
they dont seem real / i cant relate to them

if he doesnt have at least one awkward moment in the next 7 days im breaking things off with him fr

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havnt taken any acid for like a month and a half

girl play videogame on computer
man give money to girl for nothing
he need money pay rent

Financially working class, mentally mid-upper class

Too poor to fit in where I belong, too smart to fit in with where I should be financially

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didnt read but that's a repost

my parents are paying for all my living. thats why i said it's only grim *beyond* living with my parents

>teehee im a bent redditspacer btw :v

class has nothing to do with intelligence you brainlet

on all levels except physical i am a member of the aristocracy

EVERY TIME I THINK IM FALLING

chadberg vs virgin slave

Are laser jammers illegal to have in your car?

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Had a dream where I was having a wank at work. Depressing that I still fail to have sex in my dreams.

why are you living with your parents tho or do u want to? do they not give you any money/job?

not lifting is self harm

Why do Russian girls do this?

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if my brain was in a caste group itd be in the untouchables desu

Me right now

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I would guess yes, how do you jam a laser anyway.

still have PTSD from the only sex dream i’ve had and it was with an italian man, im entirely straight btw but in my dream i was madly in love with this italian guy who seduced and fucked me (woke up with cum stained boxers) actually fucked my head up a bit honestly

this is not a real girl it is a man so watch out and you're welcome for the heads up

shan't be giving money to rent or mortgageberg until i have to

Dunno how it works but it's a little box and stops speed cameras or something.

hey hey l.b.j. how many kids did you kill today

mad how yanks don’t even have contactless payments

Left my acid out in the light for a while days ffs

Still works, but felt like it'd lost potency for sure

wow mrs lincoln was thiiccc

get your parents to buy a flat lol

*starts chanting GINO GINO GINO*

they don't know anything about being a landlord.

pour it down the drain and sell your moped, you redditspacing rasheed

at 26 and living with mummy and daddy i'm a certified failure, no woman would touch me with a 10 foot pole

am I allowed to say it

it sends out pulses of light that match those sent by speed cameras
they cancel each other out when they hit

Props to that one Kenyan dude I met who voted Leave becsuse he hated Britain with a passion and wanted to watch it suffer desu

*dabs on you*

wut, you saying ur parents dont own their own home?

>First man to receive a hand transplant says thing he's most looking forward to, is having a wank

>Rasheed does acid
>Line breaks are 'reddit'

Just fuck off already

reckon he didnt really need hands to have a wank
hasnt he heard of fucking machines

rasheed does literally any drugs he can get his hands on besides alcohol
t. knower

fuuck

very different from being a landlord for tenants who aren't yourself. lmao

maybe your mum's not around
wahey

they would be the landlord of you lmao what are you talking about.

SAY IT

words in English can have multiple meanings, redditspacing foreigner