I want an American girlfriend
preferably a Southern Belle
I'm in love with their accent
she will sing country songs with her guitar and bake corn apple pie for me
I want an American girlfriend
Evan Price
Jaxon Gomez
All black people have the southern accent. It shouldn't be hard to find yourself one.
Julian Adams
It's the South so most are obese trailer trash. Also Taylor Swift is a carpetbagger from Pennsylvania, she's not really Southern if you were thinking that.
Carson Adams
Thank you I like your accent too, it sounds lovely.
John Murphy
I want a small town American gf
David Young
She's from Jersey. There aren't girls that hot in the south.
Christopher Wood
And fuck BLACK guys
Jack Sanchez
>corn apple pie
The fuck is that
Caleb Murphy
>There aren't girls that hot in the south
There are, but they all date rich Chads which is not anyone on Jow Forums.
Adrian Hill
they don't exist past high school, they all flock to the cities where they are subsequently gangbanged by DeQuan and his homies
they literally all look like pic related, I'm not exaggerating. if you find a true Southern Belle she is literally 1 in a million.
I don't know what happened to our gene pool, but it's bad
Cameron Williams
This but of you are at least white you should be able to find a qt latina easily enough.
Grayson Ortiz
What is a corn apple pie?
Gavin Smith
>I don't know what happened to our gene pool, but it's bad
Pre-Civil War the plantation aristocracy were mostly descended from English settlers and the lower classes were Scots-Irish. With all the plantation owners ruined and bankrupted from the war, many left the area entirely, so all that remained were the poorest and dumbest people.
Jordan Fisher
Kek
Anglo genes suck
At least we have Midwest
Jack Powell
>I don't know what happened to our gene pool, but it's bad
Southern genepool received the worst Euros imaginable.
Liam Morris
I'm from Oklahoma and she is a 6.5/10 here. My girlfriend has a cuter face, but is much heavier.
Parker Lopez
The South never attracted much immigration historically so the white genetic stock is almost entirely Anglo-Irish who trace their ancestry to colonial times.
Jacob Stewart
And before that to Liverpool most likely
Andrew Collins
>and the lower classes were Scots-Irish
These were mostly people from the lawless border region between England and Scotland. They were deported en masse on penal ships to the colonies and since the best farmland in the South was already claimed for plantations, they were forced to more marginal areas. Their culture was based around generalized laziness, lack of interest in education, sexual promiscuity, and religious extremism (sects like Baptism and Presbyterianism were practiced by the lower classes of the South while the English-descended upper class practiced the more genteel Anglican and Episcopalian faiths). A lot of American musical traditions such as the folk ballad and guitar runs can be traced to Scots-Irish cultural practices.
Ryan Jones
The south has a lot more German ancestry than they realize or admit
Basically the same stock that made up Pennsylvania made up most parts of the south, Scots Irish and Palatinate (or nearby regions) Germans
North Carolina in particular
Nathan Morris
Texas had many German settlers although they're not really part of the South per se.
Jack Adams
>Le stoopid ugly poor people meme
Julian Evans
How hard can it be, Pierre? I'm sure she'd fall head over heels for you just by your suave accent.
Christian Morgan
Go to a poor white town and a rich white town and tell me who generally looks better. Poor people are fatter and usually shitty skin.
Joshua Jones
>hiding from reality ugly fat southerner
Jace Parker
Is Jersey nice ?
Robert Miller
>they don't exist past high school,
who said anything about past high school?
Jace White
Try it here. We dare you.
Lincoln Watson
>I want an American girlfriend
>preferably a Southern Belle
I'll fuck one in your honor, my friend.
Dylan Hernandez
>willingly dating a white southron
>when delicious chocolate waifus exist in great quantities here
decidedly unbased and bluepilled
Bentley Baker
How hard is it to gf a black American woman? I danced with one on new year's eve but I don't think I'll meet her again.
Isaac Campbell
Not very difficult. You just gotta make your intentions known and they'll usually give you a shot.
Justin Bell
post extrêmement basé
Three hundred thousand Yankees
Is stiff in Southern dust;
We got three hundred thousand
Before they conquered us;
They died of Southern fever
And Southern steel and shot,
I wish they was three million
Instead of what we got.
Brayden Gonzalez
youtube.com
iktf mon ami
Zachary Long
Every southern accent you've heard in a movie or tv is incredibly fake.
>Is Jersey nice ?
There's nothing particularly awful about it. People in the northern part live there to commute to New York since it's slightly cheaper. But Camden, N.J. is one of the most crime ridden, drug addled, Godforsaken places in America.
But here's a picture of Jersey City. You can see the Empire State Building on the middle right.
Nolan Thompson
How many of those sheepdogs actually shoot their daughter's boyfriends?
Cameron Murphy
Oops, forgot picture.
Gavin Rogers
Are they really that desperate?
Gavin Martinez
It's not exactly that they're desperate. The independent streak you see in popular media isn't necessarily an untrue stereotype. But they do have it rough in the dating scene, generally speaking.
John Phillips
Get a Louisiana Cajun girl that can understand you.
Elijah Wood
Cornbread. Turnovers use it.
Elijah Flores
They no longer exist. Only LARPers.
Alexander Lewis
Dont you want a qt French speaking New Englander gf?
en.wikipedia.org
"Madawaska is a town in Aroostook County, Maine, United States. The population was 4,035 at the 2010 census. The majority of its residents speak French; 83.4% of the population speak French at home."
Evan Barnes
what about qt southern boys
Liam Sullivan
They still speak French in some places in Louisiana. "In total, 7% of Louisianans speak Louisiana French."
en.wikipedia.org
Landon Collins
The accent stops being cute after about 10 minutes.
good luck tho