Anons who were born in places who they have no connection with

I was born in Poland but no one in my family is polish. My parents were taking a long trip around Europe when mother gave birth

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I was born in a stable but I'm actually a human who belongs in a house

i was born in america but im white

do you have an American small town gf?

nope im a 20 year old khv that never had a gf

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Was born in Daniel K. Inouye International Airport Hawaii on August 5th 1991. My mom gave birth 18 days too early.
100% Swedish.

Is it true people who are born too early become manlets?

oh that sucks

I was born in the richest town of france, the one that's synonymous with ridiculous wealth and lifestyle, and am an average middle class who never set a foot there since

I'm 194 cm so I guess not.

Anchor baby? Nice

Double citizenship bruh.
I visit as often as I can but the tickets are expensive..

Haole! Haole freak!!! Virgin freak haole!!!

Never been called that though, most people are nice as fuck over there.

as if we would fall for that. back to the stable horse boy.

yo momma likes my horse cock, h*Manoid

Born in Russia, but I was adopted right before I turned 1.

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holy shit how come some people get this lucky

Are you that armenioid mutt who got adopted by Jews?

das rite

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do other Jews accept you as one of their own? do they let you participate in the world domination meetings?

My parents figured a last vacation before I was born would be nice. I guess I wanted to join in early kek.

dude you realize your mom had sex with your dad? she's a slut mate. meanwhile my mom is a virgin. go fuck yourself

>do other Jews accept you as one of their own?
It depends. I don't think Orthodox Jews would accept me, but my family is reform and non-religious.

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