/brit/

*Evacuates bowels*

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Auto scroll?

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thoughts on liz hurley's milkers lads?

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don't like the way Britain's going better vote for the tories again
It'll work this time

Fuck!

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tfw even an iq of 113 seems way too high for this trog

hate that gimmick where you reply to posts with a picture of a random woman

Better remain in the EU, it'll work this time

>ywn live in Germany circa 1935-1939

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unironically would
would make an orchestra out of her fatflaps clapping together

Sieg heil my brotha

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>milkers
FOY

gang gang

what didn't you like about hong kong?
i felt like in HK there's always something interesting around every corner, whether it be a restaurant, temple, hiking path, etc. I don't think there's a better place on earth to just start walking randomly because like 100% of the time you'll happen upon something cool.

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Spent most of my birthday money on lunch and soon din-dins

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in a lot of ways, pre-war nazi germany and brexit britain are very similar

I often go on bitter nights
To Wotan's oak in the quiet glade
With dark powers to weave a union—
The runic letters the moon makes with its magic spell
And all who are full of impudence during the day
Are made small by the magic formula!
They draw shining steel—but instead of going into combat
They solidify into stalagmites.
So the false ones part from the real ones—
I reach into a nest of words
And then give to the good and just
With my formula blessings and prosperity

Uns're Fahne flattert uns voran.
In die Zukunft ziehen wir Mann für Mann
Wir marschieren für Hitler
Durch Nacht und durch Not
Mit der Fahne der Jugend
Für Freiheit und Brot.
Uns're Fahne flattert uns voran,
Uns're Fahne ist die neue Zeit.
Und die Fahne führt uns in die Ewigkeit!
Ja die Fahne ist mehr als der Tod!

Won't even bother

This.
Just a shame that you cant breathe there.

lads
how do i get autoscroll to work?

*puts on chris morris voice*

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Hitler wrote that in the trenches

Would you rather have the dream toil or the dream personality?

stop

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what age did you lads have your first wank?

Hi Douglas. Happy Birthday!

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/brit/ is the only general that's got constant porn or gross pictures spammed

made a list of things I wanted to avoid in 2019 and how long I avoided them
>wanking: 8th January
>Jow Forums: 9th January
>/brit/: 10th January
>porn: haven't looked at any yet

dream personality obviously

13

fat bastard

>The dream toil

Person trainer for peng gym bunnies and shagging em post workout

phwoar

11 or 12

You found your way back

charity shop but I get paid

>i felt like in HK there's always something interesting around every corner,
every modern city is like that. if anything sounds like you're attracted to the novelty of leaving the west e.g. wow a temple instead of a church.
hong kong is the worst type of both american and chinese excess. mass american consumerism exhibted the chinese worker ants. you would have to pay me to spend a second in mong kok. There is the complete absense of art and beauty in that city makes even somewhere like singapore look like an aesthetic haven. the only decent parts the repulsively expensive areas like repulse bay and parts of lantau island

>touching an 11 y/o willy

nonce

girl at work
>very quiet and looks petrified most of the time
her instagram
>parties, posing in front of waterfalls, drinking bottles of wine, amateur fashion shoots etc

Brazilian visiting UK here

Why are brits so fucking ugly? The only good looking people I've seen are other tourists (minus the germans, they are ugly as well). I've tried Tinder here and literally 80% of women are hambeasts.
Also the crooked teeth meme is real.

What the fuck is wrong with this island?

Got both (in my dreams)

personality will be a huge advantage to getting majority of jobs so not a hard choice tbf

Pepsi Max cherry

*desserts and surrenders to the western allies*

14

blog on

The city has a grotty character in a good way.

“I want to smell you, I want to breathe you in

honestly pathetic

Happy birthday dougie my boy

Cheers lads x

Pewdiepie you lazy fuck upload todays video

Better not be that VR shit

why the fuck are men gay? girls have arseholes too.

>Brazilian
>This level of English

Larp on

Have someone similar. Looks really plain, glasses and unkept hair but her facebook and insta are full on slag makeup in clubs.

I hate brazilians
come to Ireland so I can batter the fuck out of you. Fucking macaco ape

Willy is pleading with ego to address the perpetual no-gf situation. Ego simply shrugs its shoulders and says there's nothing I can, it's not my fault.

folc

Cheers lad x

10

Im a nazi

Social media makes people insecure, chicks in particular.
Social media is to women what porn is to men - a total head fuck thats habit forming to say the least.

dad showed me how when i was 11

When you get past base primitive sexuality into intellectually informed sexuality you tend not to find females attractive any longer.

Their vaginas stink. They have patriarchal hangups. They're smaller and weaker and less beautiful creatures than males. Truly plebeian to find them dateable.

I'm a ninja

I know it's baffling but I'm telling the truth. I'm currently in Edinburgh. Local women are ugly as fuck.

the non-Anglos that choose to come on this website have a passable grasp of English, generally

might start shaggin

not really the only area i would say that kinda has that is wan chai. I don't doubt some random shithole city in indonesia or whatever is worse but when we talking major metropolitan places HK Is worse than manila, kuala lumpur, singpore, jakarta and so on

they go on instagram and feel insecure

then go on tinder for a massive self-esteem boost, being a woman must be a rollercoaster of emotions

ok bender. more girls for me.

Ricky: neurotypical
Stephen: virgin freak
Karl: rorke
Dicky Anders: dave

Best yank post of all time

need a weed bf

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If there's one thing i hate its a candy ass white liberal

might start a blog

cock cage is starting to hurt

Scotland is not generally known to be a hotbed of talent

post passport + timestamp + hand

Penises are nicer than vaginas, lets face it. When I suck a dick I know what I'm getting when I see a vagina it could be anything in there, from spiders to land mines.
With a cock, it can be washed effectively. You just can't properly wash a vagina, or an anus. Its why the only type of intercourse I am interested in is oral with fellow men. I'm not gay, but I care for my own health too much to risk anything else

most pleasure I got out of actual urban hong kong was tracking down places from wong kar-wai films. even that wasn't particularly fun desu

Long-distance proto-gf has ghosted me lads.

I just feel numb.

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