What would most people in your country choose? I think most Americans would pick B

people in my country would probably give it to c and b would grab out his gun and do a murder suicide cause they took away his flute and the state would launch a propaganda drive to why b is evil and he shouldnt get any flutes ever

For example, Muslim countries might give it to C since women don't deserve anything.

>t. child C

B otherwise I'd be a convicted criminal

would you also buy my pants ? i have a truck full of pants for you

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I'm old and have a decent middle class job.

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Oh yes
How much for one ? May I see them first tho ??

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and you're OK with giving away your shit to poor people?

may i ask you your first name ?

B

Christian

Why tho

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youtube.com/watch?v=OqoGBuYVJVE
I give it to the child willing to defend Ulster

I'm okay with giving away rich people's shit to poor people. And yeah if I were rich that would include my own shit.

Obviously B
C is fucking faggot

B

sounds commie

that will be 40€ for you sir

No they aren't taking the rich's stuff, they're taking YOUR stuff. The stuff you made.

>poor people? YEAH FUCKEM

Quelle affaire

I buy

B can sell it or keep, I don't give a fuck nigga.

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its sadly not much of an overexaggeration, it can be translated onto almost every issue that happens here
people want free shit, state wants more power over peoples lives and in the end normal folk get the rougher end of it

A, and then force B to hire C and pay her a decent salary or murder her rich family

If the flute was made of edible materials or came bundled with music lessons I'd give it to C.

A should pay B for the flute and C should get a job.

nigga nothing says child B is rich

If child A can play the flute, surely she already has one and probably doesn't want whatever crap that 8 year old child B made
Child B definitely did not earn any of the money she used to construct a 10 minute design flute so presumably has well off parents
Child C however has nothing and even a crap flute would mean the world to him

A - socialist, obviously in the right here. will use the flute for the benefit of everyone, including the ungrateful C.
B - capitalist, obviously the one the author sympathises with (irl workers would have made the flute for her, but the author pretends that didn't happen here).
C - pseudosocialist lumpenproletariat. like B he's driven by selfish goals, and if he had the means he'd be just as much of an oppressor.

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lmao look at all these retards picking b. do you think the chinese in factories should own every smartphone in the world too?

Poverty isn't reason to be piece of shit

>do you think the chinese in factories should own every smartphone in the world too?
Are you retarded? B can either keep it or sell it to one of the others, bitch ass fuck ass dumb ass nigga.

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I don't give the flute to children, you sick fucks.

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The child wasn't employed to make flutes, it made it for itself

it aint that deep, it is just a fucking child making a flute and you want to steal it from her

They get paid for their labour retard

based luxembourger

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>the state taking the fruits of one's labour
>commie
lel what

J

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also the answer is so obviously A
I genuinely don't understand how can you pick anything else
Why the fuck would you give the flute to someone who can't play it?

I sodomize child A, B and C with the flute.

why would you make a flute if you can't play it? child B is a retard. learn to play you nigger. I'm giving it to child A.

give flute to child b
drop kick child a
spit on child c

You can sell it

>always wanted to learn to play the flute
>spend months reading about flutes
>gather materials to build a flute
>finally build a flute successfully
>so excited to start teaching myself
>some neckbeard takes it away from and gives it to some bitch who already knows how to play the flute

I destroy the flute and enslave the children like my ancesters :)

based neckbeard. survival of the fittest, bitch.

Maybe child B will learn to play it, you bitch ass dumb fucks.
Or they can sell it. They paid for the materials/labor (in this case, the labor was paid for with an investment of child B's time).
I can't play the flute, but if I make one, I hope you don't ransack my house for it.

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you can hope all you want, I'm still doing it you dumbfuck.

she can learn
she can sell it
she can just keep it as decoration
who cares it's her fucking flute

maybe, or maybe not
until then, it will do the most good in the hands of child A.

Then again, there's absolutely no reason why the kids can't just share the goddamn flute.

>you can hope all you want, I'm still doing it you dumbfuck.
YOU'RE A MEANIE
>maybe, or maybe not
>until then, it will do the most good in the hands of child A.
>Then again, there's absolutely no reason why the kids can't just share the goddamn flute.
I can tell you're not an Ashkenazi Jew. You're too dumb.

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it will do the most evil in hands of A as to get there you steal from B, giving it to B is the most good as you dont steal a child's instrument

actually saying "let them share it" seems like the sort of clever, outside-the-box answer a smart person would give :^)

>actually saying "let them share it" seems like the sort of clever, outside-the-box answer a smart person would give :^)

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>B: "I made it!"
How do I know that you didn't later gift it to A or C, making them the rightful owner, and that you aren't making this fuss just because you're regretting your choice?
Then again, A/C is fucking retarded if they don't mention this detail, so the flute is probably owned by B.
>A: "The point of the flute is to make music"
No, it isn't, you absolute brainlet, there's no "point of things", you use things for whatever you want to do, B can easily monetize her flute by selling it and using the payment to make even more money.
>C: "You'd make me happy"
The owner seems to be B, so you're supposed to ask her, not me. Then again, she isn't obliged to give you that specific flute. Beggars shouldn't be forsaken, but they can't be choosers either.

>NO NO NO NO YOU CANT JUST RUN OVER ALL THE CHILDREN AND TAKE THE FLUTE FOR YOURSELF

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lol retard
I know you take this as a personal affront to your retarded political values, but IN THIS SPECIFIC EXAMPLE of children and a flute (ignoring the obvious fantasy of a child making a goddamn musical instrument), it just makes the most sense that the kid who knows how to play it would have it, or even MORE sense if the kids just share it between them.
it's most likely that they will break the thing anyway.

if B made it then why do I have the flute?
that sounds like I own private property and should be hanged in the town square immediately.

give it to A. Only A is worthy of it

this isnt political at all, sharing it is fine if child B wishes too, but at the end of the day it is hers and giving it to anyone else is theft and despicable

If B can make flutes why doesn't she make one flute for each child? Fucking selfish imbecile.

it's not hers. It's only hers if it you give it to her. You hold the flute, so just don't give it to her.

A since both other children use brainlet argumentation
efficiency maximisation and operational excellence of society is of greater importance

Anyone who chooses anything but B believes that people do not deserve to be compensated for their labour and by extension is in favour of slavery.

I believe that people should be compensated the full worth of their labor, which is why I'm a socialist.

no it doesn't, if your parents buy you a musical instrument and you take it to school it doesn't entitle people who know how to play it better than you to take it away, even more so if the child made it herself.

rent Child B's flute, make money by using Child A's talent, make enough money to buy the flute from Child B and a handgun to shoot Child C

Anything but B is wrong

B of course, anything else is theft.

if they are all at kindergarden while child B made the flute and wants to play it herself then it should be her toy.

if they are all adults, A should play it.

if B doesn't want to play it then give it to C instead

kidnap them
take the flute
play the flute while keeping the children as sex slaves

I think you meant
>"WTF you can't use the promise of the flute to lure little children into a prostitution scheme under the threat of selling their organs to the black market if they don't comply, are you crazy?"

of course it has to be my fucking country

>You hold the flute
well if you already stole it from child B, then the only decent thing to do would be to give it back

>buy a factory
>buy all the machinery for it
>incur all the costs of running the factory (energy, repairs, etc.)
>allow someone to use your property free of charge to create something
>they demand all the profit even though without your property they would never have been able to make anything
When the worker take on the capitalist's burden and uses their own factory, their own machines and their own materials to produce things, then they can demand 100% of the profit. Until then, it is only right and just that they don't.

>B shud hab de flut cus B maid eet

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she's a fucking child, she can't own property anyway

Fuck the whores and give it to C.

>and by extension is in favour of slavery
and this is bad because????

all these Btards are a reason why niggers run the music industry now

>DUHHHH I MADE IT SO ITS MINE EVEN THOUGH I CANT USE IT DUHHHHH

>property rights start at age 18
brb appropriating some lunch money real quick

Huh.
Imagine if
IF..
just IMAGINE
if...!!!!!
the guy who bought the factory...
and get this, it's gonna blow your mind
if the guy who bought the factory never had the money to buy the factory in the first place?
like if
investment was decided democratically? not by the individual whims of some rich butthead?
huh, crazy thought. I know.

C.
A. Can buy one and recoup the money through busking.
C. Can make another.

The greatest contribution I can make to anyone's life is giving it to C.

A and C are even more niggerdly as they steal shit

I says to child c why the fuck you want a flute for if you can't play it and to child a why don't you buy your own fucking flute and to child b why the fuck you making flutes for when they sell them for 2€
in the end I break the fucking flute because I don't want to hear no flutes playing

property rights are a spook anyway

That's not how it works. My toddler sister owns an apartment she inherited from our grandmother, it's hers even if our parents are there living with her in it.

>>they demand all the profit even though without your property they would never have been able to make anything
that's the problem, they are obligated to get stolen from by the owner of the private property they'd have no access to otherwise.
>When the worker take on the capitalist's burden and uses their own factory, their own machines and their own materials to produce things, then they can demand 100% of the profit.
you just described socialism.
>Until then, it is only right and just that they don't.
for what reason? the worker is quite literally the one doing the work, not the private owner of the means of production.

you toddler probably eats crayons