I just realized it is Sao Paulo. Not Sao Paolo

the video is lying, this shit is hell
>basically no green areas
>everywhere is crowed
>public transportation is expensive and hellish
>air is so poluted you can taste it
>home of the biggest traffic jams of the country
>it takes at least 2 hours to get anywhere
>everytime it rains (wich is at least 3 times a week) the traffic jams are even worse
HELL I SAY, FUCK THIS

the only good thing here is that you can actually find anything you want, all the weeb shit Jow Forums loves? there's lots of it, at least 2 anime cons every year, you can find food from anywhere in the world but other than that fuck this city I swear

Woah
I will have you know that it is accually named Sao Paulie. From now on you call it that

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>Is that bad karma?
Yes.

>How do I undo that?
You must find a cat, kill it and put its head inside a potato sack, then put the sack inside a basket that you will put under your bed. Before going to sleep, soak your socks in vinegar, spread liver pate onto your soles, then put the socks on. As you lie down to sleep, repeat six times "Sao Paulo, Sao Paulo, protect me from evil". Do this for three days and you will lift the curse.

Sometimes media in Spanish calls it 'San Pablo'

Soo just like any other big city?

>every time I ask about some interesting place I know nothing about, anons on Jow Forums who happen to live there always tell me bad things about it
Maybe they are right who knows

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I hate Brazil so fucking much

>believing Jow Forums

Nigga just make a search by yourself.

I thought I did find love from a Brazilian. She was here in the US working and I had my first kiss and lost my virginity to her.

Turns out she's a fucking psycho bitch who got deported back to Brazil after getting a DUI, kek

Found this. Traffic is pretty bad. But it is an old video.

youtube.com/watch?v=iSsDPVRAzjg

That's what I do but then someone says nah that's cherry picked. etc.

Why?

Just take an Uber lol

t. Uber driver

Nigga, just work on improving your English skills! For God's sake!

>That's what I do but then someone says nah that's cherry picked. etc.

Here's a literally "walking in" video so you can get a more accurate picture of São Paulo, which has its ups and its downs. I like there, especially this avenue: youtu.be/dHR8nvePY1s

Inb4: Some BR flag calling me a hipster.

Or a bike, or a helicopter if you can afford it. As shown in that video. Basically same in NYC.

>hurr english

Hispter xD

Fucking hate cyclists, never ride on their own line.

Want to cuddle with brasileira

for most of my life i called daft punk draft punk

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>Why?
Because your people are generally fucking scum. Low life, degenerate scum who would rather party than fix your shithole country. I'm and I talked to her loads of times about her country and she just kept saying it's fucked up and hard to get a job and violent and all that and then she just goes and drinks with her friends at the beach and does nothing. Rather than try and fix anything they just leave the country to find work like she did.

Brazilians are such trash I wish them nothing but pain.

I wish most of our cities were like this, it would give me a reason to leave it.
I went to Porto Alegre and it's as bad as Rio.

Okay, Google Translate man. :^)

>your people
I am American, buddy. Never been to Brazil. Also, you need to take a chill pill. You are just upset you dated a crazy bitch but shit happens. Do you stay in touch with her?

The best cities are the medium sized ones in the countryside, they're usually the ones with the highest HDI.

t. SJC

>SJC
I've been there a few times. /comfy/ place.
youtube.com/watch?v=drEoh1_KJ9I

Yeah, life is good here overall.

I legit thought I was replying to a Brazilan. Kek

Use the translation of the name instead.
San Paul or Saint Paul

beta. Angry at a entire country because some thoth hurt your feelings.
Nothing more pathetic than that.