Read the previous thread last 100 posts for why TSLA will hit 400 soon.
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Also, lastly that's a bit of insider info but w/e Tesla has contracted a bunch of chip design companies (STMicro for imagers, Nvidia for video processing) for its self-driving tech, but under the terms of the contract all the IP will belong to those contractors.
Lincoln Cox
bit of insider info on my shitposting, it's half shitposting.
Sebastian Perry
>"visualizing that it's going to go up" is a valid reason to invest. lol no its not ur gonna get so creamed and not even know why m8. no amount of thought vector is gonna change that TSLA is trading at a serious premium to its actual value, and if things keep goin this way (this way)... theyre gonna break some shit real soon. ya see, its all about the he said she said bullshit (its all hype). so i think ya better quit it, talkin that shit... or youll be leavin with a fatlip youtube.com/watch?v=ZpUYjpKg9KY
David Nelson
threadly reminder that a literal grain is already outperforming TSLA on a percentage basis this year
This whole self-driving stuff is old and Tesla will go fucking down, because their value is driven from false promisses and wrong premisses.
I worked for Daimler for a while, a couple of years back (around 2015/16). They have the soft- & hardware done for years already. I even know how much it would cost them to add this to existing trucks (calculating some parts of this was my job) - it is absolutely ridiculously cheap, compared to the total cost of the vehicle.
And this is not even a secret. Daimler conducted public tests on this stuff. But it was not presented with a fancy new and innovative car and a big show for the shareholders, but just a big truck on a freeway in Germany and a couple of articles in newspapers. They also backed down on several issues for no reason on its functionalities, because they rather want to be sure it works.
They scaled down the speed to 80 Km/h, even though the device works no different at 140 Km/h. They added "it may cause problems during heavy rain", even though the amount for it to stop because of rain is not even seen outside of asia during monsoon season.
Holy shit, the whole Tesla-Train will hit a solid wall on the side of a mountain, the fallout will not be even funny anymore.
Henry Rivera
Also don't forget that Sergio Marchionne made a specific point of not bothering to invest in self-driving vehicles because in his words >there's no differentiation in the technologies - it's either safe or it isn't
I've always suspected that at some point Tesla will pivot away from car manufacturing and focus on their battery stuff. Perhaps becoming a supplier to other car companies or even a variety of industries. I've never understood the idea of making a low-cost, middle range EV, Telsa should have gone for the premium market.
Connor Fisher
>Holy shit, the whole Tesla-Train will hit a solid wall on the side of a mountain, the fallout will not be even funny anymore. yes it will. we will watch hi IV user go through the 5 stages of grief in front of our very eyes.
i wish they were actually compentent enough to manufacture and put out the cars en masse so that they could all start crashing into people and provide the short of a lifetime
Owen Fisher
This wont work with the ego of Musk. He sees Tesla as the new major player, even above Daimler, VW, GM etc. and will not be happy, as long as he does not count as a messiah, that solved global warming and all the problems of capitalism.
Musk is a crook and what he created is not a sustainable company but a ego-driven clusterfuck, which will end in bankruptcy and lawsuits. And in the end, many people will ask themselves "how could we not see this", neglecting that many people warned to not trust Musk for years again and again.
Eli Ortiz
KEK, if posting that was satisfactory for you then here is a (you) as profit.
So a whole lot of people are in the IQ meme. But how many fell for HUYA, another chinese meme company?
Jason Campbell
Stock noob here. How as a burger can I purchase Canadian stock? what do you all use?
Jeremiah Anderson
Anybody here know anything about money rituals? Something that will guide me to make as much money as possible? And have it in my subconscious? My tulpas been golden haired for a few months to always remind me. I work 12 hours a day at 11 an hour at 88 hours a week...I want all the money in the world hahaha I casted a spell last night of COMPLETE IMMERSION hheehe meaning every thing that I do will be associated with MONEY hehehe reading writing totally exciting I'm going to be the biggest of the earth anything to achieve my money LUST hehehe
Also...redpill me on farms. Are they profitable at all?
I just glanced over your copy pasted post and I won't believe that you are not underage b8. >redpill me Jow Forumstard confirmed. But seriously unless you're inheriting million dollar farm equipment you can forget about being a farmer.
anons, why didn't you buy facebook stock during the cambridge analytica scandal?
Andrew Lee
So it's Saturday and everyone must have had a good nights sleep to think about the week. How'd you all do? Did you all enjoy your lunches? Make gains? Learn from your losses? Tell me about your week, anons
we're going through a long period of momentum loss. the longer we go the more likely we've seen a top back in January. sorry bro we're going dooooooown
Nathaniel Flores
When did you enter?
Justin Wilson
is this reasonable conclusion for make? can me just start comparing things to wheat then talking shit about them if they not out preform?
If you think auto companies are getting taken for a ride by TSLA, Read. This isn't their first rodeo. If anything, tech companies are the ones who have no learned from the past and could be in for disruption. I guarantee no one at FANGs seriously thinks they can become the next Xerox or HP. That will be their undoing.
Oliver Gutierrez
Who here is excited for that HMNY bullrun next week? I've been taking that Tesla/AMD guy's advice and visualizing it going way up next week.
Jonathan Robinson
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Noah Baker
>HMNY bullrun I'm ready for that dogpoo to be pink sheet'd
You're dumb. So car companies with no competition in one of the best economic eras for USA ever had some gay experience with tire technology
top fucking kek that article is retarded.
Elijah Sanchez
>You're dumb. So _____ companies with no competition in one of the best economic eras for ____ ever had some gay experience with ______ technology
Thanks for the madlib
Gabriel Campbell
>hurr american tire companies didn't invest in a better technology and got creamed when actual competition arrived this is such a good story, so enlightening
don't link zerohedge trash articles. The reasoning behind that article and conclusions are completely fucking braindead.
Dylan Bennett
>"We don't need anymore capital. We will be profitable in Q3."
Read between the lines
Leo Bennett
What exactly is your point? You seem to be arguing the exact same thing the article is but whining about the article.
Do you think car companies are NOT invested in/ready for EV should the market demand it?
Michael Wood
I went into this last thread.
Also it's literally the easiest deduction any fucking person could make.
Connor Mitchell
Oh, you're just uninformed/wrong. Thankfully I am an adult with a functioning brain who understands reality, not a technology worshiping psuedo-intellectual who think machine learning is going to get us to mars. Carry on.
William Perry
l o w IQ
Juan Cook
what are some rock solid stocks with generous dividends? I need passive income and I don't feel like losing any more money on options
Christopher Watson
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Jacob Hall
anyone else here /terminal/?
Connor Taylor
maybe. been bleeding into the toilet but don't care if i am or not. it's all the same
to reiterate. I analyzed your post and was quickly confident it was just someone stupid. In that case the only way you can agree with me is if you completely kill your own ego and realize I'm just more intelligent. This is highly unlikely.
Your arguments are so stupid they aren't worth even discussing and you have yet to even show a sign of understanding what I'm talking about with regards to TSLA valuation being "450" in a high IQ world.
John Davis
Money is literally all that matters in this world double time work hard magick is for women men are for Jocko willing (god) and had work
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Thomas Thompson
All I wanna do is short the market at the right time, when is the next big crash coming?
ya ever get the odd feeling some of these zerohedge dudes lurk here? i know i do. its not the first time something weve discussed here has ended up published, in detail, as an article on zerohedge between several hours to a day after we discuss it. and i know that they know that *chan users are their primary target audience.
i hope they are here. most of their political stuff is kinda just reactionary slush imo, but their market shit is almost always leagues better than anything else out there.
LOL *this triggers the TSLA cultist*
yes if going /all-in/, and buying and holding a large silo of wheat, yields you superior returns to one of the major players on the nasdaq, its ogre
why do I have a feeling I will get bogged hard as fuck if I sell IQ? I got bogged twice already after selling IQ and the stock spiked hard. no sure to keep or lock my gains.
Not too bad. I had a lot of green days this past week. However, I'm making small time investments just to get the hang of it.
Lucas Edwards
Yield curve inversions are not always good indicators, we've had several yield curve inversions since 2008 and no great recession.
James Campbell
watch china sunday night
Parker Nguyen
this makes me wanna go through the archives of some old stock talk forum back in 2001 and search for enron shills. just for comparative analysis. im thoroughly convinced that at some point in the future, the burden of proof will be shifted onto TSLA (never turned profit, losing record amounts of money each quarter and calling it a beat, and like user said, are already WAY behind in the EV market), and the house of cards will fall in on itself. there is literally nothing to that stock other than hype. i could see them, if they begin to focus on batteries more, being valued at a more reasonable price, between 50-66% below what theyre trading at now.
also this. ill be damned if i ever step foot in one of those things. fucking CIAniggers are gonna wrap me around a telephone pole by remote control.
i always wanted to get big in japan desu senpai i found out the other day that some radio DJ in osaka has been playing some of my records a lot tho, so who the fuck knows? could happen i guess. japans definitely got problems though economically speaking. not sure if being gaijin over there in the event of an economic rugpull will be a lot of fun.
its an absolutely beautiful country though. i always wanted to go to osaka. and yokohama seems like a really cute little spot with beautiful countryside just outside it. not sure if i could handle tokyo/osaka-life tho. big cities fuck w me
heres a cool stop-motion video that some japanese band made. they go all throughout yokohama and then move out into the countryside into the woods by the end of it. never seen something so beautiful and alien in my whole life
youtube.com/watch?v=SaicC0AFwUc the bands not really my thing desu, but the drummer they got is fucking incredible, and the vid is masterfully done
are you talking about a difference in candle pattern? or just that large speccs are more patient and wait for the bulltrap?
Jaxon Thomas
you didn't put high IQ investors on that graph
Juan Powell
imagine being this low IQ and writing all that garbage thinking someone wants to eat stinking pig slop.
Christopher Williams
lol yea he did hi IQ investors were buying calls on memestocks the whole way down on those giant red dildos, and experiencing total loss
nothing to do with the candles.... look at any recession and the same thing happens >but muh every crash is different No, it isnt
Ethan Price
like to every1 who wanna argue
I have TSLA 350 calls for July 6.
Just use that as a barometer, you can check the price right now and now how I will do on them in the next 2 weeks.
Ayden Sanchez
then why did so many people lose everything in the markets? people thought it was gonna go back up. if you look at each of those candles, there was a large rally at the end of every single one of those monthly candles. it probably looked, from that perspective, that things were simply going to recover at the end of every month, and then the next month came, and the whole market continued on downwards
Nathan Myers
I don't know. I wasn't in the markets at the time. Remember talking to a construction company owner about housing market in 2006. We laughed about the phrase "It always goes up". Lots of people knew it was bullshit.
Parker Brooks
the banks were crashing with no survivors and everyone was saying to stay out of the markets
Landon Lopez
Buffet himself was saying to stay out of the markets in 2008
