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the din

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tfw watched a film about a british boarding school that ended up being really gay and now i cant stop fantasizing about being a tranny getting buggered by boys in a british boarding school

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>double quarter pounder
why not just a half pounder

*clears throat*

oomadoomaloomashoomaboomapoomazoomawooma

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Are you retarded?

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*enters the room

*moggs you*

*runs off before you can mog me back*

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need a good pizza but everywhere is shit here. one decent local no longer does them and the other turned to shit with new management

anyone who eats fillet o fish is subhuman

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imagine buying pizza from chains that aren't local (i.e. only found in your city/region)

Why is she famous again? Tranny or something?

Why has no Media mentioned that the 14 year-old nigglet that got stabbed was doing a crime by being on a moped when he isn't 16

imagine buying pizza from chains and not the local pizza place

You are what the British would call a “bent poofter”.

all local pizza shops in my city are shitty "donair/pizza" shops owned by pakis
good donairs and usually poutine, shit pizza
meanwhile dominos and pizza hut are trash
local chains are the patrician choice

Live in a town of nearly 100,000 and I reckon there are only two 'za places worth buying from that aren't national chains.
Most of them are haggard paki salmonella city, botulism special.
Reckon if you can't even converse with 'sheed on the phone its no good.

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Imagine if Trump said this. It would be on the news 24/7.

The local place doesn’t deliver, it’s a pizza pub.

has sinaed oconnors headless body been found in the desert yet

Might do a workaway in a hostel in Nice for a bit.

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figwagscallywaboomadoomadoo

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>local chains
are owned by pakis

imagine not living in central alberta

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trump hates music though

I don't eat from kebab shops in this country anymore because I don't want to fund """asian""" grooming gangs. Simple as.

remember reading that some =burger business tried competing with maccas and released a ''third pounder burger''
yanks were too stupid and thought it was smaller than the quarter pounder

Isnt poofter mostly used by aussies/kiwis?

Gibberish and nonsense catyank.

very NPC opinion
what do you think about sikhs? are they bro tier?

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somehow i have my doubts there is anything regal about this pizza at all whatsoever
>deadmonton
would rather do the 'cide, kid

all people from the indian subcontinent are the same
simple as

I use BB cream on my skin to cover my large pores and give my skin a better look and I am NOT gay.

I sat next to a mate on the train who had huge pores on his face and I said to myself "I won't let myself look like that".

I don't even eat fish and chips anymore since all the local shops are owned by chinamen

jesus christ i am so lonely

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the indian subcontinental and chinaman problem are nary but a mote in the eye compared to the beam known as the "filipino"

western culture is dead

a sorry situation found all across the once great british empire

based rorke

Because they are two quarter pound Patties not one half pound patty

Getting my daily dose of molyneaux and sargon

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hmm, yeah
that can really fuck your day up

yep
may as well live a ‘degenerate’ life because theres no salvaging this

Damn I would ravage her holes. Neither Emma nor myself would be able to walk without a limp for a few days.

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Get a gf

I wish I could

Time for a rennesaince yeah

hahahaha

slapheaded pseud always reminds me of that director from 'the truman show'

christianity needs to make a comeback desu

Why can't you?

My grandad had a filipino nurse at his retirement home who used to get him whiskey and suck his dick in exchange for money

pizza is reddit food

Peter Weir?

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the west cannot cope with mass immigration

(((einstein))) said we're gonna fight World War Four with sticks and stones
so I wager the next renaissance will consist of cave paintings

lol wtf chadgrandad

Would drink Emma’s wee.

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dating a woman who isn't a cunt who thinks she's above you is definitely a plus

a number of reasons
lack of confidence
dont meet much women
not very good looking
you get the idea

would happily see all the irish and their sprogs shipped back

honestly kind of wish i used tumblr instead of Jow Forums but now tumblr's maybe dead and their site layout was always horrible and also i'm a horrible person.

shipped back from where

tumblr is on the same level of bad as this site

you mean all the 33% of white australians with some irish blood them

down

the

fucking

hatch

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speak for yourself paddy

phwoar

always wondered what I'd be like if I stumbled onto a site like tumblr instead of Jow Forums

It always seems like the difference between being an sjw or "alt right" is whoever got their propaganda to you first

yes obviously that's what i meant you spastic

we need to set up a migrant processing centre in the canary islands and adopt an australia approach to migration.

catyank why are you such a snivelling leftist grub

THE HUMAN MISERY IN ITS FULLEST EXPRESSION.........THE AUTHOR OF THIS POST...........A HATEFULL IRISH, FRUSTRATED, JEALOUS, WITH INFERIORITY COMPLEX LIKE MANY OF YOU, THAT CANNOT FIND ANOTHER WAY TO EXPRESS AND VENT THEIR OWN UNHAPPINESS OF A POOR DEVIL REDUCED TO WASTE. !!!!!!!!!!! DAS HURTS !!! Already what they would say, the IRA, the terrorist branch of the irish

IRA: THE IRISH WANTS to BE RACIALLY ENGLISH AND CULTURALLY SCOTTISH. With what valid argument can the poor and sad irish author of this post refute me?. THE ONE WHO GIVES LAUGHTER TO US IS YOU AND YOUR POOR ODIOUS LIFE. THE IRISH, as said by many notable people, Is A SHIT REJECTED BY EVERY RACE in THE WORLD, FROM the INDIGENOUS, WHITE , ASIAN, JEWISH, TO MUSLIMS, ETC AND therefore, THERE is NOTHING IN IRELAND OF VALUE OR IMPORTANCE, THE ONLY EXPORT THAT IRELAND GIVES THE WORLD IS THE IRISH: A CLUMSY, SMELLY UGLY SUBHUMAN. THE IRISH CUISINE? SOME POTATOES THAT THEY CAN'T EVEN GROW!!! AN IRELAND THAT IS ALREADY CONDEMNED, POOR, AND DISGUSTING

find this (black nigger)'s mgtow pills rather entertaining

must be hard squeezing a baby out of your knob

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Business idea: I buy a plot of land in Wyoming away from black people

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this but in the PNW

Hey I finally found the recipe for the milkshake made with Emma Watson’s poo:

1 cup milk
3 scoops of chocolate ice cream
2 tbsp of chocolate syrup
Approximately 20 oz of Emma Watson’s poo

Combine ingredients into blender and blend for 1 minute.

Enjoy your yummy shake.

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oh no
oh no no no

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imagine the oof that fat runt would make if you punched it in the guy

am on a modafinil bender because i thought it'd help me revise for this exam

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>am on a modafinil bender
Well get off him then.

you couldn't punch a damn fly schizokiwi

nice one killing the thread

idiot

back from the chippy lads

welcome back from the chippy lad x

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