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home alone tonight

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stinky farts

reminder the saffer is a self-admitted 16 year old and has posted pictures proving it

>being this obsessed with 16 year old boys
That's gonna be a YIKES from me

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Anyone live in or near Oxford? What’s a good pub to go to? I’m traveling there in May.

not sure you should probably ask a doctor or some other kind of professional
perhaps a duckduckgo search

I got Subway and McDonald's today.

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and you're arguing with aussies on Jow Forums so what does that say about you em

day 2 of playing hard to get

i went to subby the other day and there was all new spreads but i was too afraid to ask for the tomato chutney one
perhaps next time

Imagine getting up close and taking a big whiff.

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>duckduckgo
alri josie

toilposter here

pretty chill day incoming. Recommend any podcasts?

Joe Rogan.

Do you love Buckinghamshire

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hate yanks

me in slough

Am I supposed to say that I want my Subway order toasted? The lady looked at me funny when I said I didn't want it toasted.

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nah, but i love herefordshire (NOT hertfordshire)

got a little cut on my finger from when i was grating an apple earlier and i slipped

i never get it toasted, like softer bread, that lady is probably a dumb whore

cut the tip of my middle finger off a while back when i was slicing oranges for plate preparation with a really sharp offset serrated

It might have been the way you said it or something

Wish Centrelink would hurry up with my claim

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Rightful Welsh land

get anxious that im gonna do something like that one day
i reckon it will hurt and i will need mummy to fix it and kiss it better

Subway is literal garbage

could get a MUCH nicer sandwich, or two or three spending £5-6 at Waitrose

Subway is based

what’s your disability

the Young Turks

Hey Lachlan can you listen to stuff like this without having an autism "attack" ?
(genuinely curious)

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it hurt initially and then actually not as much as you'd think after i immediately sliced it off

walked into the ER with a rag completely soaked in blood covering my hand and i think the security guard thought i was crazy for kinda laughing it off like "haha i fucked up"

need an ETA for the 100 million get lads

Not made to order though, no fan of food chains but pre packed sandwiches are dung.

i love subway
the only fast food

I like their bread, I asked if they would just sell me some bread once but the bloke said he wasn't allowed. :(

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hipster

How do we fix women, lads?

I think that music is specifically engineered to accommodate autists

Apart from a single encounter with JFC it's the only "fast food" I've ever eaten. No desire to expand on that experience either.

I don't understand why it's so expensive.

my back is killing me

really makes me think

Israeli Manufacturing companies =/= Israeli government
Could not imagine being as petty as that person even if I sincerely hated something.

Ban all birth control

It's not the women that need fixed.

Ramleh based as hell
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did you try just ordering something with nothing on it?
i reckon you could get it on uber eats by ordering a veggie delight with no salads on it
would be expensive though i suppose

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women only reflect the men in a society

so the jew literally did this

hmm

Nah mate those kinda noises make them spazz out and start punching themselves and shit

Well it is. Modern men definitely have a plethora of their own problems too and ought to be fixed as well. But modern women are in a lot of ways worse.

It's not really, it's much cheaper than proper delis. Economy of scale and lower quality standards I presume.

Should I study Biomedical Science?

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are you speaking from personal experience?

I meant buying ingredients... you know, actual food.

the bread is not good, not at all (objectively).

I figured out that I could order a veggie sub and just say "that'll do pig" before he started putting anything in it but yeh, that's too much to pay for a single bit of bread.

Nah,not edgy enough. Try harder.

nah you should spam threads about Celts and your micropenis instead

subway isn't even close to a proper deli lol and even then it is still more expensive to have a sandwich made lol

why are they so fucking stupid lmao

weve been over this. youre going to do the radiology one and you are going to end up with a nice gig sitting in a dark room talking to yourself

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Jow Forums is unironically full of old people now

Nah. Grouping "modern men" and "modern women" together homogeneoudly tags you as a lackwit anyway. Conversation ends.

What kind of bread do you like? inb4 you bake your own with flour sourced from the 4 corners of the earth or some shit.

Yeah.

pics?

>I meant buying ingredients... you know, actual food.

Ah yes, to make sandwiches in the kitchen I carry around in my back pocket.

spent hours downloading a movie but my 'puter can't play it because the bitrate is too high
fuck sake

cool

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>it is still more expensive to have a sandwich made lol
No. It isn't.

You mean over 16?
Wow!

>spent hours downloading
>hours
>downloading anything
ahahahaha imagine it

why are pubs and drinking so big in anglo lands when you can't even process the ale? you get shit faced just from a whiff

what

>You made a broad generalisation to simplify an observable general trend, that means you're stupid
ok buddy

Definitely.

good post

is it true that in Bulgaria nodding your head up and down means "no" and shaking your head from side to side means "yes"?

could probably Google this

how else might you explain it
it's not 2k, 4k or whatever, just regular 1080p running on h.264. only thing that differentiates it from the others is that it's 40mb/s

*nods*

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it's not cheaper than the two delis I go to in zone 1 London that make high quality, larger sandwiches lmao

I did already, I just want to call him a mong when he admits it

also in bulgaria dogs are cats

Idea: "to be" except it's one word

>he should buy 4pass right about now for that encouragment

fucks sake

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bit devilish thailad

Sweet!

gamers 1 - 0 w*men

your post makes no sense to me, sorry

based

Etre.

a quick Qwant research would give you the right answer my lad

what media player are you using?
chat shit get monged