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Getting carvemogged by my dad

Thanks for the advice Jesus

cope

yeh

copecopecopecopecopecopecopecopecope

Same, deactivated Facebook yonks ago, only kept messenger because the girlfriend likes to use it

too many JFs
*closes tab*

why should men engage with women in a serious way?

Again, there's no way he's as wealthy and experienced in business and flipping properties as he claims, yet still too 'tistic to pull ass or even fuck a hooker.
reckon he's fulla shite

fUCK
oFF
nEURO
tYPICAL

Homealone, can you give me mates rates on a 1 bed flat

£1000pcm in Zone 2 South please

>subway
>bread
>sandwich
mental i remember talking about those things

A spectroid such as myself has no need for social media.

Because the human race must procreate

youtube.com/watch?v=ooWkA_-lOHA

BIG choon

Everyone has poo in them

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#
Idk but English peoples have always been keen on citizens acting “civic watchmen” and taking things into their own hands when they feel as if liberty is being threatened for the collective
Verses oriental collectivism where the individual is submerses within the group and has no athority/will to guide the community as he sees fit.
This is why English legalism and the American constitution put such emphasis on popular support and the duty of noble citizens to keep the bureaucrats in check, similar to how Trotsky wanted a continuous revolution and constant civic vigilance to prevent backsliding or creeping counter-revolution

am literally autistic pal, far from nt

gimmick idea: everyone end your posts with the word willy so when Thailad makes another word cloud there's a massive willy on it willy

I want to have Emma Watson sit on my face and rip a nasty fart.

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Killing women is immoral, women have wombs you cannot just kill them

willy

reckon im gonna miss the big get while im asleep willy

dont have a 1 bed flat in south london to rent and no I don't do mates rates (in part bc i have no mates).

word cloud is my idea
I'm willing to go thermonuclear on this

the coping in this post

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sad to see how many attractive females have gone downhill since leaving school, a solid 75% are either

>fat
>single mothers
>literally plaster themselves in makeup
>aged terribly

Meanwhile, a lot of males have increased in looks by 2/3 points, what is this phenomenon?

working men should be paid enough to support a family

*willy

My girlfriend

THAILAD-NONCE
THAILAD-NONCE
THAILAD-NONCE
THAILAD-NONCE
THAILAD-NONCE

What is the cheapest legal dwelling form (in case am become penniless)

I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face willy

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nice cope

fine, i'll take a two-bed (same price).

>A married music teacher who had sex with choir boys after buying them alcohol has been banned from the profession, as her former school faces questions over why she was not struck off sooner.

>Laurie Softley, now 34, was let off with a warning after Ecclesbourne School in Derbyshire investigated her affair with a 17-year-old boy in 2008.

>But another affair with a student five years later led to a police investigation and her resignation from the academy.

>In May 2008, she contacted a 17-year-old, referred to only as Pupil A, on Facebook and arranged to meet up in a pub, then went back to her home where they had sex.

>Four months later, Ms Softley was given a final written warning for gross misconduct by the school, and was allowed to continue teaching there.

>In 2013, Ms Softley texted a second student, Pupil B, picked him up in her car and drove her home where they drank alcohol and engaged in sexual relations. Four years later, the boy, then 23, told a counsellor what had happened.

cope willy

Men shouldn't earn money as women are more important than men

i got a small penis willy

that's what my fucking point is, moron. it's a common custom and BG is the exception
fucking hell, sometimes I wonder if people just argue for the sake of argument over here.

Shoo shoo

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are you happy thailad

mines like 6.5 inches
nothing special really

well come on over shlomo
we got zyklon b in the barn
we ain't into monetary exploitation
whole lotta systematic homicidal antisemitism goin' on

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she must've known she looks like Gollum when this was taken

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oi thailad what time will the 100 milli get be

please demonstrate the cope, thank you.
all my properties are rented at the moment, thankfully. although have some big bills to pay wrt solicitor and agent fees as have only recently got somewhere relet
please demonstrate the cope, thank you.

male attractiveness is based on their masculinity and perceived competence/confidence which increases with age

mines about 5 inches when i have a stiffy willy

Hahaha small dick loser! You're not a real man!!!

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willy

Miniblog update: I'm going to pee

you mean the 100 willy get willy

yeh
Full credit to this lad for his idea
I won't even be here by the end of this thread

now this is a cope

Landlords are criminals

i cant help it willy

Fuck I got the bender get

in the street?

Emma Watson

between about 4 and 5pm~ Brit time.

hot

KAMERADSCHAFT

as i've said a million times landlords have to exist in some capacity in modern society, if you would prefer it to be entirely state owned that is your perogative but do not pretend that the rental market is not an essential feature of modern life

Emma Watson does NOT have a willy.

Yeah whatever..
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want don't want don't want
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man
Don't want don't want don't want
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

what's a bener get

>schizo
>"dominates" the thread by waffling utter dogshit all hours

>thailad
>ruins the whole thread with a single image

she's cute but i can't stand with western makeup wtf?

>find property that looks nice, vaguely affordable
>'this property is offered at a 30% discount for individuals aged over 60, if you are under 60 and wish to purchase the full-market rate is £325,500'

Aaah yes, it's the boomers than need help with property

RRREEEEE

getting daily dose of alternative media

piss off willy

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I mean bender

mad ting

work smart, not hard

You're right everything is overpriced so why wouldn't the housing market be also

People who can’t afford their own property should be forced to live in mass collective dormitories

blog on

Imagine tonguing Emma Watson’s anus willy.

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get implant, faggot

I want to put my willy in Emma Watson

thoughts?

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but i dont live in south korea willy

how is it a cope?

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Why do white people in the US breed like rabbits?

got a video of Diego dancing at the club with his top off

>masculinity
is just a buzz word the most important thing is always looks