How to irritate Europeans with one sentence

This and "omg youre Dutch? you must smoke alot of weed!"
T. never smoked weed in my life

Let's fill in the rest

Ukraine: Gogol was Russian

???

>V.1
Is there a second one, and if yes does someone have it?

You can tell a redditor made this

none of these sentences are wrong

It can unironically get you beaten up here

u sure?

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really obsessed

Pretty bad lmao is that the best you've got

>no one cares about chocolate
>Fills thread with butthurt

Depends, the one for Austria I've heard multiple people tell me, not just Americans

well, that one is true

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When are you guys reforming your empire

No pig or LEGO jokes?

You can also get arrested for saying black pete is racist. Plenty of footage of that.

Tfw when I met dutch man I ask literally the same question and he answer the same like you :)

I don't get it. What's wrong with Macedonia?

Haha I will never be triggered by th-
>This video is not available in your cunt
REEEEEEEE

It was years back, it isn't anymore.

With the fucking germoids? Never

No take over Slovenia and istria, it's your clay. Maybe have Hungary job up.

I respect the opinions of others about themselves and if they'd rather be independent, so be it. If not, i wouldn't mind. Slovenians are pretty nice people, Istrians i haven't met many

No one in England gives a shit about the Falklands.

>american wines are better

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>Los Malvinas Son Argentinas

Kek, that statement is just laughter provoking.

Call anything east of Austria gypsies.

oh no, human beings exist in the world in public, how horrible that your personal kingdom is ruined

I'm trying to think of a way to annoy d*nes

I'd talk to them in german, but they already speak it

What if i was speaking in my Tyrolean dialect?

you grow american grapes

is this unique problem really so persistent for you?

that's like elementary school banter desu

I have taken a stab at it

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A surrender joke would have triggered me more

surely it's blase by now

>ursäkta, talar du svenska?

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So would you get upset if I asked hola hablo espanjol? I think not

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almost all the are just americans being ignorant tbf
but
>american wines are better
do americans really believe that?
i literally had no idea americans made wine in the first place

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we've made wine for centuries NY has long been a location of excellent grapes, so much in fact that your wine industry recovered from a blight by adopting their grapes

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I don't give a fuck about w*ne and I'm pretty sure brits would feel smug af if you start talking about the Falklands

american fat

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well i dont remember ever seeing an american bottle in the supermarkets but if you say so
as the other french user said a surrender joke would trigger more

that's probably true, it is a pleasant memory of the last hurrah of anything resembling an empire, so naturally it's always a cozy road to travel down for them

triggered, we are moors, latino = moor + indio

there's no such thing as american champagne
it's Appellation d'origine protégée (AOP)

>by adopting their grapes

Creating a genetic crossing is not adopting.
Crossing which were banned soon after their creation.

try again nigger, you know nothing about wine.

also i guess you're talking about the great wine blight
it was caused by aphids from north america and the solution was to take grapes from america that were resistant to them
i don't see how that anecdote makes american wines superior?

American Champagne are litteraly "counterfaits" and cannot be sell in France for this reason.

google translate?

it is american champagne, since champagne is a style of wine, like root beer is a style of soda

>since champagne is a style of wine

No, Champagne is not a style of wine, the style is "Mousseux".

based

i will shower outside of the time window that it's allowed to
stop me you retard

i dont think the point is it being good or bad
you simply can't call it champagne

Champagne is a region in France. If it's not made there it's not legally allowed to be called Champagne, so American champagne isn't real champagne, simple as.

i am highly triggered but also pleasently suprised to be grouped in together with europeans

>champagne
champagne is the name for sparkling wine made in champagne
it is sparkling wine, but not from champagne
hence, dont call it champagne
is it that hard to understand

>champagne is a style of wine
Champagne is a sparkling white wine produced in one of the departments formerly part of the province of Champagne. If it's produced anywhere else, it's not Champagne and therefore selling it as such is indeed counterfeiting.

>go to Southern or Eastern European shithole
>local youth talks to me
>”wher r from?!”
>Netherlands
>”huh?”
>Holland
>”Amsterdam! Weed!”
Retard continent

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?
he was talking about american wine you know

holy shit haha

in all the labels in the pic there's written american champagne
which means its by default a counterfeit
i assumed he was this guy, maybe i got it wrong

t bh everyone does that. Its a meme law that isn't enforced

Holy shit I just seen this image on the front page of reddit in Jow Forumseurope

And yes I use reddit, and Yes it's better than this reactionary shithole. Commence the mutt cartoons lol!

>I just seen

Well good morning Jedediah, how's the the trailer this morning? Not sailing through the air I hope.

Was this supposed to be funny?

champagne not made in Champagne France is called sparkling wine user,it's a trade law. it's technically a loophole to call it "American champagne" or "Italian champagne" as it not being called just "champagne".

there are similar rule involving Bourbon Whiskey and Cognac as well.

>So would you get upset if I asked hola hablo espanjol? I think not
I'd punch you in your smug face.

>american champagne

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>champagne
what retard do this? its like calling every wine Bordeaux
but i guess your shitty wine wont sell if it doesn't have a french region's name on it

spot on till last year

In the northeast we grow mainly white wine grapes. Not sure if we actually produce any reds.

would you though? unless you're brown this is a good joke

>Las malvinas
>Polish death camps
my favourites sadly no jokes about gypsies in romania/bulgaria or hungary being romanian

>it is american champagne, since champagne is a style of wine, like root beer is a style of soda
HAHHAHHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

this may shock your monopolistic mind, but for the longest time outside your own little pond champagne was called champagne, your tendrils extending into the continent hasn't changed this

>no Belgium at all
That's a nice joke in itself already

lots of reds, you think those would be absent? literally a vintner down the road from where I live

>American wines are better
but it's true
unlike that disgusting shit that French produce American wine actually tastes good
>oh look at me i bought over priced spoiled grape juice that tastes like shit
>but it's from France so it's ok

No I wouldnt and I forgot all of the spanish I took in high school. Unless you want to tell at landscapers and maids its worthless.

You wish you had Quebec wine.

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Finns lost Winter War

the sad truth

I'm from CT I havent seen a red there that wasn't made from locally grown grapes. They by the grapes or must from other regions.

so... you've seen a red grown from locally sourced grapes

its just simple logic champagne is like a brand. you cant call every car BMW like you cant call every sparkling wine champagne.
its not a kind of wine but rather a brand of wine how can you not understand this

Some American wines isn't bad. But I like the Swiss one more. But you can't call it Champagne lmao

honestly with this attitude you're worse than the disney corporation

Russia : Lenin was jewish.