/brit/

absolutely love my girlfriend to bits lads

would dive into any hole on a person weighing under 65kg if i'm honest
male or female, just need something

without hesitation.

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fwb is very horny and asked me to send her a pic of me willy while I'm at toil.

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very low iq post

He looks depressed.

What star sign is she lad?

I love your girlfriend’s bits too. Spaffed in them last night I did.

Who's this

>women who like cock pics
either a massive, massive slag or fuel for future blackmail (or both)

Qwanyeezy Eliza West

Had a nasty shock when I took a piss but forgot that I had asparagus for dinner

Nothing to do with you

youtu.be/DmczVhGq8cU
new period videos de lads

Libra, am a Virgo

Kennedi. Some yank girl

*coverts 65kg to stone*

I'm just slightly over that

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Mechanoid's Intergalactic Liberty Force.

we know you are alright haha

I wasnt talking to you. Rodents like yourself shouldnt hesitate to kill themselves

just over 6000 posts to go aaaaaa

pic made me laugh
I've been in a stupid mood all day

you were talking to everyone, low iq tard

nvm found it

She looks so similar to a girl I liked
time for the ol' 'cide

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Wonder what the most common Star sign on /brit/ is ?

Have a degree, on £21k

probably won't go up much more, truly living the life

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looks like an incel

How's this'un

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good job lad
now find a qt to marry and raise a family with

reckon early 2010s katy perry may be one of the most attractive women to have lived
massive milkers but didn't have to sacrifice the face for them

footlong turkey and ham on herbs & cheese, please mate

mood

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thats a girl

I want to go down on Emma Watson while she is on her period.

how does this picture make you feel

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self-employed, with automation i only work 2-4 hours a day

I'm stuck in limbo, plenty of free time, not enough money to enjoy it, it's an odd situation

for me it's the AT&T commercial gal

let's find out
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Breaktoil is almost over. Soon I will have to return to toiltoil.

Had this for xmas, it was lush

looks peng

Like I want to go down on Emma Watson while she is on her period.

I was talking to everyone except you, since you are unwilling to accept a better path.

then work harder
keep asking yourself "would i marry me?" and that will guide your way

i'm happy that apu is happy

Obviously Cancer.

I don't think you know who I am
I'm the sausage man

yeh unwilling to accept low iq neurotypical nonsense

Probably Scorpio

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>then work harder
>keep asking yourself "would i marry me?" and that will guide your way

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Greggs pasty was cold again and there was barely anything left available. How can they not be properly stocked up for lunchtime?

have a wank mate

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INFP + Aquarius = me

I used to do exactly that to feed my geese, when I had geese.

already have was a bit shit desu

>marriage based purely on wealth

classic yankoid mentality

Emma Watson gimmick isn't even good
It's just vile

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Considering people often have sex during the Christmas period and pregnancy is a 9 month process, the most common star sign is probably Libra.

you = yank
so fuck off, yank.

doxxable

me? born 9 months after the milkman's birthday

got to do some clothes shopping but cba

The quality of /brit/ increases significantly as the number of yanks decreases.

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mommy told me sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt ,e

This but Valentine's, know 3 siblings all birthed in Novembre

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your posts are yank like

hyper sexualization has ruined western society

Vote Labour or get doxxed reeeeeee

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*snuffles snout*

just fuck off

VOTE LIB DEM

calm down before you pop a blood vessel

>Novembre
FOF

will the libdems bring back milk for school children

my.mixtape.moe/zfbsgh.mp4

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seriously just get out of the thread right now

Ye

How do I get work experience?

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mcafee's just gone mental as i prepared to open this link
do NOT click

guffawed

Not bad.

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you write some stuff on the paper then tell your mates to give you a good reference if they call
you DO have mates, don't you?

no you didn't so be quiet

were it not for the iraq war, blair would go down as one of britain's greatest prime ministers
a shame

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