>be me, a Portuguese man visiting England
>it's cloudy and rainy outside, but my atlantic genes make this a non issue
>returning home after a day of visiting museums and shit
>I see a horse drawn carriage
>it's Queen Elizabeth II herself
>all of a sudden the royal carriage is surrounded by 150 muslims
>the guards drop their weapons and apologize for being evil white oppressors
>the leader of the muslims, Sheikh Suleiman Al-Britani, grabs the queen and pulls her of the carriage
>he declares his intention of raping the queen
>at this point the guards have already fled the scene and it's up to me to stop this
>I draw my Carrack Black Sword, the best kind of sword ever forged, and charge the muslims
>after a quick battle all 150 muslims are dead
>"how can I thank you for saving me Afonso?" says the queen
>"no need to thank me your Majesty, just doing my duty as a portuguese man"
>all of a sudden a blinding white light pierces the clouds
>after my eyes adjust to the light I see that the light is infact a window to heaven
>Henry the Navigator nods approvingly from heaven
>a single tear rolls down my face and I say "esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
Be me, a Portuguese man visiting England
Noah Wood
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Jacob Cruz
whats the name of this anime?
Luke Flores
...
Julian Allen
based glorious and epic
Ayden Foster
>"esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
What, England?
Matthew Powell
>esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada
We must bring back the old portuguese glory
Adrian Smith
they looked badass and not cucked
Samuel Brooks
>>"how can I thank you for saving me Afonso?" says the queen
Afonso the based one?
Jayden Morales
amazing stuff
Cameron Young
Cringe. I'd pay all of them if they mass gangrape her and maniacally laugh as she gets destroyed like the good Spaniard I am.