>be me, a Portuguese man visiting England
>it's cloudy and rainy outside, but my atlantic genes make this a non issue
>returning home after a day of visiting museums and shit
>I see a horse drawn carriage
>it's Queen Elizabeth II herself
>all of a sudden the royal carriage is surrounded by 150 muslims
>the guards drop their weapons and apologize for being evil white oppressors
>the leader of the muslims, Sheikh Suleiman Al-Britani, grabs the queen and pulls her of the carriage
>he declares his intention of raping the queen
>at this point the guards have already fled the scene and it's up to me to stop this
>I draw my Carrack Black Sword, the best kind of sword ever forged, and charge the muslims
>after a quick battle all 150 muslims are dead
>"how can I thank you for saving me Afonso?" says the queen
>"no need to thank me your Majesty, just doing my duty as a portuguese man"
>all of a sudden a blinding white light pierces the clouds
>after my eyes adjust to the light I see that the light is infact a window to heaven
>Henry the Navigator nods approvingly from heaven
>a single tear rolls down my face and I say "esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
Be me, a Portuguese man visiting England
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whats the name of this anime?
...
based glorious and epic
>"esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada"
What, England?
>esta é a ditosa pátria minha amada
We must bring back the old portuguese glory
they looked badass and not cucked
>>"how can I thank you for saving me Afonso?" says the queen
Afonso the based one?
amazing stuff
Cringe. I'd pay all of them if they mass gangrape her and maniacally laugh as she gets destroyed like the good Spaniard I am.
you have to go back nog
Are you implying that I, of pure Castillian breed, should help a filthy *ngloid? No thanks, I'm not the filthy dog of the vile creature known to the world as the *nglo like Portuguese "men" are.
your cunt has no frens
Bro,you have joined forces dozens of times on french orders to invade Portugal, and you were surprised we made alliances too?
Because everyone wanted to fuck Spain
French """"men"""" will have it coming too
>Spain playing victim
ahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah
no
we have no time for more european brother wars, now we must join forces to stand against non european immigration
cringe
"no"
Cringe
I'll let you know that I am a proud andalusi man, I come from MADINAT GHARNATA.
I would gladly join my brothers from the UMMAH and take turns in humilliating that old witch.
Pic rel is me.
yes
Just look at the role of Britain in the Succession War or the 30 Years' War, you disgusting rat
i wanna be the fren of spen
>germany
>in an alliance
> for yurop
Reddit-tier cringe post
Vai durmires oh
Basado y paellapastillado
they are still our brothers.
Fucking potufaggot as always sucking anglo dick,a real CASTILLIAN would let the muslims rape her and then kill all of them
you have betrayed us
You betrayed your Iberian brothers for nordic foreigners,fuck off
you have started... it's in the past tho
Cuck white knight....fuck da queen.
U declare urself as kang instead
that map
napoleon indeed
We have Italy lad
we are all friends now
Based and Redpilled, thank you greatest ally.
thank u for saving the queen, but leaving the king to his death, based moore