/brit/

ftfy

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*guitar riff*
*enters /brit/*
[roaring applause from the audience]
Y'all yamaguchi la x

Need a cute freckled ginger

point still stands

Pic related captures any Irish/British thread on Jow Forums

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i'm the rebel in the flannel

/brit/ is a misogynist general.
and that's a good thing.

I do hope 2019 is the year I die.

oh I'm not a doctor

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roast beef for dinner

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*does it to em*

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>that image
Hmmmmmm.

Based

what's her name

Delete this now.

your mum just sit herself on the table and spread her legs then or something hahahaha

mams doing steak

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This is exactly why English people should be shot and bombed at the hands of the IRA.

Powerful.

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the next tattoo

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG

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Pics.

back when I was a boy we'd go down to the shops and get penny sweets and sit on the bridge watching the men on the docks working

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>lived in a paradise of good weather and friendly people
>be depressed

literally proto-Rorke's Drift, the noble outnumbered Celt beating back the savage hordes

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*pours your prune juice over your head and smacks you hard on the cheek*

Shut the fuck up gramps!

*does the fortnite default dance*

*lets the bodies hit the floor*

i say i'm terrible at lying but i'm actually one of the best liars in the world haha

Anglo-Saxons, Nordics, Germanics and maybe some Belgians and Northern French are the only white races.

I've never been turned on by girls acting sexy. It just seems so contrived. I need it to be natural and spontaneous.

>>paradise

Miss the 90s where I would get up for work at my data processing place. I'd spend 8 hours sat at a terminal inputting data for pennies.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M STILL HERE

On the bbq lad?

What is your country's equivalent of Best Buy?

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back in my day we'd throw gone-off fruit at people and laugh

reckon i would be a premature ejaculator if i ever had sex

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go find out x

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>The exact spot we were supposed to meet up at was a memorial for fallen soldiers, unfortunate since we wouldn’t be able to lean against it out of respect.

>Appeared to be white, completely unaware of his ancestry, it was the first thing I asked him.

>I made it clear to her at the time that I believed her to be a paki.

>Shippy was next to arrive, he was taller than I remember, this was embarrassing as I had told Scrub and Cola that he was short.

>I was glad to hear he still hadn’t made any friends at work.

>Taking all those positives on board, it’s a shame that this guy, Yazim, is a complete and unadulterated cunt. His first sins were insulting comments he made directly towards me, he followed this up with transphobia and then he topped all this by sneakily taking pictures of me, I caught him holding the camera in front of his penis and called him out on his behaviour.

>I was surprised to see I was being mocked for my teeth, I have always been very proud of my teeth
it's a work of art

vocaroo.com/i/s0klsHoYDBFV

I remember when tammy from down the street snapped by shag band

English delusion

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on a grill, yes.

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made this OC a year ago ama

horrible young man

>premature ejaculation
lmao I don't think anyone knows what this is
people watch way to much fucking porn lol

reckon i'd be in the erectile dysfunction camp

Howling

Is this the Canadian?

shut the fuck up

welsh women flock to English cock because small dick welsh "men" cant satisfy them

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>with allies from powys
says it all, taffy ab jones

the vastness of the universe blows my mind

nah you wouldn't be able to spaff due to death grip wanking to ridiculous porn

Upstanding young Irishman, goes to England gets pumped full of angloisms, becomes a chav. Many such cases!

snail mail on the right

>Roberts
based

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I'm one so shut up you virgin fool

don't care

what does it mean

Do you have the screenshot of this exchange?

look how dark the native welsh are
the irish ruined britain

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holy PENG she makes Sara Pascoe look like Sarah Millican

yeh had it bookmarked as 'leaf tomber' since he posted it hahahahahahhaa every time i see that pic i get reminded of him

apparently when you first go into prison to serve your sentence, you're asked if you want a white or black cellmate. And they have to follow your preferences.

It's actually a memorial to the people that died in the IRA pub bombings
daft paki cunt

premature ejaculation is based

to all the virgins itt: women are very secretive about who they sleep with. it's very rare that you'll find a girl who would openly or even privately embarrass you so don't worry about it. also, when it comes to it, you will settle down and your instincts will take over, so stop worrying about how you'll perform. another thing, don't be in a big hurry to lose your virginity. it's the most sacred thing you have. save it for someone you genuinely care about and who genuinely cares about you. there is nothing wrong with being a virgin. being a virgin is often associated with being naive and innocent, which is true, but don't let women walk all over you and manipulate you. call them out on their bullshit and stand up for yourself.

-catyank xx

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_conflict_in_Anglo-Saxon_Britain

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Give me a black bvll officer

But in all seriousness that’s a very sensible policy. Is that in UK or US prisons? Surely it would be more pertinent in the US.

didnt read

yazim seems like a based paki

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i wank like once a week and cum after about 45 seconds. can't imagine what it would be like with a real lad/girl

it's where she touches your dick and you cum immediately

Norf > Wales > Souf > Lowlands > [powergap] > Highlands > NI

Aye, dark and handsome Brythonic genes is what every woman craves, lad.

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Its a good thing the Celts were here to White the anglos and welsh otherwise these fair islands would be inhabited by swarthy hobgoblins

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all of her friends know about that one time with your whiskey dick problem

in the u.s. they flatly ask which gang you're in so you don't wind up dead the next day

any bombay mix man in

how do planes work?

*phones you up pretending to be Barclays the day after you clicked a fake TV licence renewal email and submitted your bank details to tell you there's been a problem with your account and you will soon receive a text message with verification details so your money can be moved into a safe holding account*

*uses the bank details you unwittingly submitted through the fake TV licence renewal email to attempt to make a payment to my own money-mule account which is operated by a black london yute under the age of 18 who I recruited off of Instagram*

*still has you on the phone when Barclays send you a 2-factor authentication text about the payment I have just submitted and then convinces you that you need to tell me the genuine verification code so that your money can be moved to a safe holding account*

*enters the genuine Barlcays code to authorise the payment I have generated and siphons your entire pension pot to my money mule's account*

*asks my colleague Abdul to make the necessary contact to the money mule to push the funds onto another account where the money can immediately be withdrawn and thus never be recovered*

heh, nothin' personnel boomer

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you aren't innocent and pure if you have wanked. you are a pervert.
simple as

can you vape alcohol

> if i ever had sex
so you've never had sex yet you're sure that you're a premature ejaculator?
how long does it take you to cum then?

d-doesnt that happen to everyone

premature=/=immediate
shut up you illiterate virgin spastic case

>rears sheep
Is this a posh way of saying they bum sheep?