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in the u.s. they flatly ask which gang you're in so you don't wind up dead the next day

any bombay mix man in

how do planes work?

*phones you up pretending to be Barclays the day after you clicked a fake TV licence renewal email and submitted your bank details to tell you there's been a problem with your account and you will soon receive a text message with verification details so your money can be moved into a safe holding account*

*uses the bank details you unwittingly submitted through the fake TV licence renewal email to attempt to make a payment to my own money-mule account which is operated by a black london yute under the age of 18 who I recruited off of Instagram*

*still has you on the phone when Barclays send you a 2-factor authentication text about the payment I have just submitted and then convinces you that you need to tell me the genuine verification code so that your money can be moved to a safe holding account*

*enters the genuine Barlcays code to authorise the payment I have generated and siphons your entire pension pot to my money mule's account*

*asks my colleague Abdul to make the necessary contact to the money mule to push the funds onto another account where the money can immediately be withdrawn and thus never be recovered*

heh, nothin' personnel boomer

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you aren't innocent and pure if you have wanked. you are a pervert.
simple as

can you vape alcohol

> if i ever had sex
so you've never had sex yet you're sure that you're a premature ejaculator?
how long does it take you to cum then?

d-doesnt that happen to everyone

premature=/=immediate
shut up you illiterate virgin spastic case

>rears sheep
Is this a posh way of saying they bum sheep?