Welcome to City 17 edition
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Thoughts on this?
G*rls are no longer needed.
Just deleted my Tinder and Bumble accounts :)
King marmar 98
Just had a wank. Time for bed now I think, as it's 1 am here now.
Croat autist goes to the US
stalks a girl
hangs around in her yard with a cleaver and Dr Pepper
gets caught and convicted
banned from the US for 20 years
asks about whether he would be allowed to come to Canada
hangs around in her yard with a cleaver and Dr Pepper
Lost my job
Car is fucked
Probably going to jail soon.
If i had 0 dollars right now i would be thrilled.
Send help it's looking grim boys.
why are men so disgusting
What do you mean?
18:28 Saviour 3.0 - Purple Nova youtube.com
Imagine the smell
tfw /cum/ is dead
futa has ruined porn for me
need a lot more attractive shemales in the industry to compensate
men are so ugly that i don't want to watch them hump a chick
For some reason where I lived it snowed somewhat and I'm freezing my ass and sack off. Snow Miser you son of a bitch.
Fucking love not having class until one
FUCK my body hurts
Gonna meet someone’s parents today
Okay, I want a Mexican gf.
Finally got around to paying my overdue power and internet bills, and now my account balance is low (still enough to live on)
Okay I want a gf and a job and an apartment
have an apartment
I'm doing ok
how are you paying for your apartment with no job
If you want to see what real copeseething looks like xD
#5121 is me :^)
real schizo hours
who the fuck up
nice progress fk
get well soon
eating a bagel
stopped acting like I think I should act and started b.e’ing myself
after I started b.e’ing myself I finally got friends I actually like and got a girlfriend
Life is pretty good rn
when you cum but then you remember you're fresh out of tissues
when you cum inside but she leaks everywhere
just be yourself
i don't know what this means
just be yourself
Just be yourself dude it worked for me
it's as simple as being yourself
How do people not understand “just be yourself”
they've been a fake version of themselves for too long
being yourself takes knowing yourself
Stop trying to mold yourself according to what you think people expect of you, and instead be authentic/genuine. In doing so, you'll lose some fake-friends that you acquired while you were faking it, but you'll make new friends who like you for who you really are.
people unironically saying "just be yourself"
Feels pretty comfy not having friends who I only pretend to share interests with
I don’t go to parties anymore since my friends and I prefer more quiet nights but I never really liked parties in the first place
dude just have friends that share your interest
dude just be yourself
cant tell if your joking or not
Being yourself requires that you actually go outside you hopeless troglodyte
dad is calling me a faggot because my usb cable has hearts in it
he's not wrong
Literally any western country would give you asylum
Gays coming here from LatAm are super common, not sure about trans people though
Haven't posted this in a while
but i am myself, and when im myself i dont go out nor do i talk to people. so why should i?
he's neither gay nor trans tho
At least my time with the turbo normies made me more extroverted
my usb cable has hearts in it
you're most likely a losercel then
Then don't complain about social isolation.
You need to find purpose in life. Create goals for yourself and work backwards from there to figure out what you need to do to achieve them. You will almost certainly need to go outside to do that.
what should i do to convince you?
why do black people say ax instead of ask
Because that’s how it’s pronounced in AAVE
black people have a type of southern accent. after slavery and jim crow they moved all over the US spreading it everywhere.
Made me think of youtube.com
He used to ask questions, but NOW HE AX 'EM
so your telling me to not be myself?
i have goals
convince me of what?
that im gay or trans
can't convince me because you're not
maybe today will be a good day
they only wanted to play! they're my little angels just look at them on this picture with my little daughter Crystal, aren't they adorable?
im not racist, but
don't make me do it...
you know "pitbulls" is a metaphor for negros right?
My dick is massive
tfw cant stop dreaming about the days when i had good friends and a social life
a few posts ago you said you don't even want to go outside and socialize
so why do you care
Listening to Miya Folick
having a social life as a kid is fun, hate people my age and i dont want to talk to them
then shut up
Any one else secretly like seeing successful people fall from grace? There's a Chad Football Thundercock at my uni who got into an accident and now has a horrendous burn scar across his face. His Stacy gf left him and people treat him much differently now.
thank you effkay, very cool
I am a successful person fallen from grace haha
Listening to Andreas Vollenweider - Down to the Moon at 2x and it now feels like video game music...
same. there was so much I could have done to maintain it but I didn't and now I'm paying the price.
please enjoy at 2x speed
meeting with the dean soon to plead my case
Long story but I got my shit fucked up
all i need is bass on the stereo
so i turn up and it goes like oh oh ooooh~
Why post on Jow Forums instead of going to therapy. Attention seeking.
I heard there were a lot of Somalis in Sweden. Can you confirm?
tfw I had the dream life I've always wanted and went to parties every week, but realized the lifestyle wasn't for me
I realized this the day after a party. I like being by myself more and hanging out with Discord bros on the weekend.
Why are american sportswomen so fucking based?
what a weebslut
hope she gets knocked out cold during her next fight
my tummy hurts
Her only pictures are of her feet
She also liked me
Think I’ll swipe left
What is this?
swipe right to find out tho
she's probably like 28
bitch looks nasty
white women age like SHIT
Oh my god it's real.
wrong photo was used user.
wrong photo was used user.
Okay, this is epic
he doesn't bee himself
everyone else getting snow
God put a barrier over Milwaukee preventing us from getting snow
okay this is epic
give us a quick run down
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
what part are you having trouble with? maybe if you tell us we can explain
did my lab work before the lab so I can now shitpost wiith you buds
did my dab work before the dab so I can now shitpost wiith you buds
ok this is what i call dedication to cum
youre going to be able to choose if your sex is displayed on your id now, neat
for what purpose?
you have a cock, you're male
my webm is too hires for Jow Forums
lol what a gay site
whatever you say bernd
how did they deconstruct gender so quickly? it took like 5 years, it took decades to deconstruct race reality, and decades to normalize homosexuality
at this rate pedophilia will legal within 10 years
nothing wrong with that
i don't understand the concept of it
What should I get for a late lunch, lads?
people who like things that i don't are [word of the month]
got a light blanket of snow two days ago
immediately turns into black ice yesterday
it now feels like 90 degrees outside but the black ice is still there
What the fuck
Stop pretending to like things and embrace what you actually like
That’s literally it when it comes to being yourself
just be yourself
occur; take place.
you personally (used to emphasize the person being addressed).
get it now?
black ice can be in the sun without melting unlike the inferior white ice that melts instantly in the sun
word of the month is *draws from hat* "soycel"
so why are so many of the people ITT hating on me?
is it because they so dearly wish for what i have?
that being the essence of myself aka b.e. eternally being myself?
by being yourself
dont filter yourself when you talk and behave just because others might not like it
be confident in your own skin
my English class is filled with art hoes unsurprisingly, however my interest is with this qt latina who’s studying medicine..
be confident in your own skin
just be confident bro
dont filter yourself when you talk
fucking excellent idea right here
HEY LOOK AT THIS BITCH ASS NIGGA
imagine being such a wuss you can't even bee urself
uh ye, people appreciate honesty
'za's ready...who wants a slice...
my future gf
I can't believe that I went years without having Neil Young's Comes a Time and Four Strong Winds cover on my playlist. I mean, we're talking essential Young, here!
There is literally nothing else to add you hopeless autist
I means to be confident about who you are and about you capabilities, not being afraid of showing this to other people
in other words, not giving a fuck about what other people will think about you, what do you like, the way to speak, etc
ummm can someone please give me a tutorial on how to act like myself??????
Holy shit kill yourself
neil young more like neil yikes...
gonna take a shower i guess
neil young is terrible, all the songs are a fucking bummer and his guitar solos are just hitting one note off beat
also his singing voice is stupid
remember to be yourself after
Neil young is alright
what's the reason behind people pretending to enjoy listening to tom waits?
I can't be too hard on the old softy myself cause Like a Hurricane is my dad's all-time favourite song. Maybe that's why I even like Young's jam band-cum-country sound while not being able to stomach the Dead even though I'm generally into boomer guitar solos. In fact, Young's debut contains two of my favourite boomer guitar jams ever.
Welcome! Welcome to City 17! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I've been proud to call City 17 my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown - welcome to City 17. It's safer here.
never saw a reason to listen to him over Beefheart as his 80s and later sound is derivative of TRM. But do give his first few albums a try, they're more in the standard LA piano-driven singer-songwriter vein, with cheesy yet interesting lyrics.
just be yourself
This is a joke.
be the best version of you that you can be
Kino advice. The secret to life is to accept that you have flaws and work to fix them or account for them while not compromising on your principles or loved ones and friends. If some lonely neet just ‘is themself’ nothing will change and the windows of opportunities for change will slowly close.
This message paid for by my boss who pays for my 15 minute breaks
Will valve ever make a good game again?
make games at all you mean? they havent made a game in like 10 years have they
Have you started being yourself yet?
tienes que ser tu mismo
they made a card game like a month ago
has your mom ever driven a pt cruiser?
Just be yourself isn’t telling you to take off any filters
I have but there are no Mexican girls here.
My mom likes big SUVs, like Tahoe’s
house keeps getting spam phone calls
it's not even telemarketers at this point, just pre-recorded ads/scams and sometimes not even that, just silence
video game consumers are so fucking stupid they'll eat up anything, corporate jews have figured out the perfect formula to milk every last dollar out of gamers, gaming is dead desu
i'm a skinnyfat dyel
it awesome guys
do americans really
how would you react?
yeah i can agree with all of that
Ask to see her feet first
"im straight, sorry"
thoughts on this cat
need to go to a chiropractor of something, my bones cant stop cracking
'You're in your forties; aren't you a bit too old for computer games'?
I've been playing computer games all my life since the ATARI 2600: PACMAN, YAR'S REVENGE, POLE POSITION, GALAXIAN, BATTLE ZONE and SPACE IN-F' VADERS!
You expect me to stop playing games when things are just getting good? You're nuts!
'We started this M.F. gaming sh1t! This is the Mother F' thanks we get'? (The Watcher: Dr Dre) :)
V.R...... Stop playing? Fek orf moi laaaaaand.
Be more active. Your body is literally deteriorating from sitting around all day
say no and walk away because i learned girls who are that forward have an ulterior motive
i go to the gym 3 times a week, i move enough
guess what all of /cum/ should be watching rn
virgin freak, do as I say
sure you do lol
I have a job and game for hours afterward, so I have no time or patience for a "gf"
I have a job
OH NO NO NO
Do you really think Mr Beast paid 5 million to put a PewDiePie ad on during the Superbowl?
dont know what that is?
I do this too but with school instead of a job
this? this is cum on her face
I just woke up
bruh, look at this dude, OH NO NO NO NO
God I gotta take a mean dump right about now.
Trust no thot.
So glad this episode of /cum/ happened and I was there to see it live.
I work for three hours a week
A bit unusual
vines are funny... if you violently strike your head against a wall 200 times and then throw yourself down the stairs, directly landing on your head.
you're 14 centimeters?
hang out with girl
fool around with girl
girl tells me she likes me
2 weeks later she ghosts me
Canadians put their milk in bags.
...in very certain parts. mostly they don't. It's a cool little feature about their country though.
If it makes you feel better "she" was probably a neckbeard posing as a girl.
Nah she was irl friend w/ benefits, who seemed to be catching feelings until she just dropped me.
I remember up until the early 2000s you could still buy milk in bags here everywhere as well.
Not sure why or when it disappeared.
But I just googled this question and will now read this article to find out
An answer will be posted in a short moment...
Damn, stay strong bro. You didn't need her anyway, you'll find another FWB soon.
I can use Google translate on the whole website user. Post it though :)
I get the same thing when I walk sometimes but I forgetting to tell the doctor
By the way, Chiropractors are fakes. Go see a physician.
It was the fucking SWEDES with their tetra pak who killed the milk bags.
FUCK you Sweden.
cant stop listening to this trash music, shouldn't have looked this up yesterday
perfect weather today for a few bong rips up in LA
yaaaasss boi rip it
someone post the webm with the mustachless beard guy
oh not that guy again.
me? yeah i know hoe to make mole sauce
Gonna meet Morgan’s parents next week
How attractive would you say you are?
no your not, stop lying
for me its king of the hills
prettiest white woman alive...
im going to go to a therapist in a church
catholics will send you to an asylum for electroshock therapy in order to get rid of your pretend faggotry
I don't have experience in my field of study, but I'm getting an offer from one place and holding interviews with another place.
Can I use the offering from one job as leverage to try and get the second job?
Does this ever backfire?
big fan of tetra pak simple as
why is thread slow?
its more likely that a priest rapes me while im there t.bh
wew i'm here. sorry for being late
I'm not a gamer anymore and haven't been for at least a decade now (not that I had ever really been one to begin with) but I have a question to all the gamercels ITT:
Are cheats still a thing?
I remember when I still bought PC gaming magazines there was always a cheat code section in the back of the magazine and there existed a database program for cheat codes of almost any game you could think of (Dirty Little Helper) and all that stuff.
Has cheating fallen out of fashion?
Real Gamers will remember these iconic Quake III engine cheatcodes.
watching the latest and greatest
Yeah hackers are a cancerous blight on every f2p game
I'm not talking about hacks.
More like developer cheats!
I had school.
And by school I mean college. Taking Algebra 2 before the actual semester begins.