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Jacob Mitchell
Jacob Mitchell

Welcome to City 17 edition

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John Phillips
John Phillips

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNIIIIIING

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Nathan Green
Nathan Green

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Thoughts on this?

Andrew Allen
Andrew Allen

G*rls are no longer needed.

James Harris
James Harris

Good mornin

Robert Bennett
Robert Bennett

Just deleted my Tinder and Bumble accounts :)

Angel Reed
Angel Reed

tl;dr

Matthew Torres
Matthew Torres

King marmar 98

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Isaiah Miller
Isaiah Miller

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Parker Gray
Parker Gray

Based

Dominic Jenkins
Dominic Jenkins

Just had a wank. Time for bed now I think, as it's 1 am here now.

Joshua Nguyen
Joshua Nguyen

Croat autist goes to the US
stalks a girl
hangs around in her yard with a cleaver and Dr Pepper
gets caught and convicted
banned from the US for 20 years
asks about whether he would be allowed to come to Canada

Luke Rivera
Luke Rivera

hangs around in her yard with a cleaver and Dr Pepper

Nathaniel Brown
Nathaniel Brown

Lost my job
Car is fucked
Probably going to jail soon.
If i had 0 dollars right now i would be thrilled.
Send help it's looking grim boys.

Christopher Johnson
Christopher Johnson

yikes

Robert Ramirez
Robert Ramirez

why are men so disgusting

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Nathan Moore
Nathan Moore

What do you mean?

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Brody Turner
Brody Turner

18:28 Saviour 3.0 - Purple Nova youtube.com/watch?v=4g7wqFjGf4s

Kevin Bennett
Kevin Bennett

XD

Ryan Kelly
Ryan Kelly

Imagine the smell

Ian Johnson
Ian Johnson

youtube.com/watch?v=iZ8sZXFN6jc

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Jayden Fisher
Jayden Fisher

tfw /cum/ is dead

Ryder Cox
Ryder Cox

futa has ruined porn for me
need a lot more attractive shemales in the industry to compensate
men are so ugly that i don't want to watch them hump a chick

Jace Turner
Jace Turner

good morning

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Camden King
Camden King

For some reason where I lived it snowed somewhat and I'm freezing my ass and sack off. Snow Miser you son of a bitch.

Hunter Lewis
Hunter Lewis

Fucking love not having class until one

Lincoln Morris
Lincoln Morris

sAME BRo

Joseph Hall
Joseph Hall

FUCK my body hurts

Landon Gomez
Landon Gomez

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Carter Edwards
Carter Edwards

Gonna meet someone’s parents today

Nicholas James
Nicholas James

Okay, I want a Mexican gf.

Ryder Parker
Ryder Parker

choke me

Ryan Lee
Ryan Lee

Finally got around to paying my overdue power and internet bills, and now my account balance is low (still enough to live on)

Luke Young
Luke Young

Okay I want a gf and a job and an apartment

Blake Hernandez
Blake Hernandez

no gf
student
have an apartment
I'm doing ok

Michael Lee
Michael Lee

how are you paying for your apartment with no job

Isaac Lopez
Isaac Lopez

If you want to see what real copeseething looks like xD

indiachan.com/b/res/5120.html

Benjamin Fisher
Benjamin Fisher

Debt :)

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

#5121 is me :^)

John Powell
John Powell

based

Jackson Jones
Jackson Jones

real schizo hours
who the fuck up

Jose Thompson
Jose Thompson

lol based

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Liam Reed
Liam Reed

thoughts?

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Josiah Price
Josiah Price

African humour

Asher Phillips
Asher Phillips

master troll

Adrian Myers
Adrian Myers

nice progress fk
get well soon

Justin Lee
Justin Lee

kek

Lincoln Peterson
Lincoln Peterson

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Luis Wood
Luis Wood

eating a bagel

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Grayson Fisher
Grayson Fisher

:)

:/

Blake Bailey
Blake Bailey

Me
apartment
job
stopped acting like I think I should act and started b.e’ing myself
after I started b.e’ing myself I finally got friends I actually like and got a girlfriend
Life is pretty good rn

Easton Perez
Easton Perez

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Aiden Walker
Aiden Walker

when you cum but then you remember you're fresh out of tissues

Hunter Rivera
Hunter Rivera

when you cum inside but she leaks everywhere

Andrew Richardson
Andrew Richardson

Based

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Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

just be yourself
i don't know what this means

Sebastian Hill
Sebastian Hill

just be yourself

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Ayden Brooks
Ayden Brooks

Just be yourself dude it worked for me

Jaxson Morales
Jaxson Morales

it's as simple as being yourself

Jason Flores
Jason Flores

How do people not understand “just be yourself”

Dominic Nelson
Dominic Nelson

they've been a fake version of themselves for too long
being yourself takes knowing yourself

Caleb Kelly
Caleb Kelly

Stop trying to mold yourself according to what you think people expect of you, and instead be authentic/genuine. In doing so, you'll lose some fake-friends that you acquired while you were faking it, but you'll make new friends who like you for who you really are.

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Christopher Jones
Christopher Jones

people unironically saying "just be yourself"
LOL

Mason Clark
Mason Clark

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Matthew Garcia
Matthew Garcia

This desu
Feels pretty comfy not having friends who I only pretend to share interests with
I don’t go to parties anymore since my friends and I prefer more quiet nights but I never really liked parties in the first place

Nathaniel Williams
Nathaniel Williams

dude just have friends that share your interest
dude just be yourself
cant tell if your joking or not

Xavier Jones
Xavier Jones

Being yourself requires that you actually go outside you hopeless troglodyte

Jose Turner
Jose Turner

dad is calling me a faggot because my usb cable has hearts in it

Liam Jenkins
Liam Jenkins

he's not wrong

James Russell
James Russell

Literally any western country would give you asylum
Gays coming here from LatAm are super common, not sure about trans people though

Thomas Hughes
Thomas Hughes

Haven't posted this in a while

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James Cruz
James Cruz

but i am myself, and when im myself i dont go out nor do i talk to people. so why should i?

Christopher Collins
Christopher Collins

he's neither gay nor trans tho

Joseph Sullivan
Joseph Sullivan

At least my time with the turbo normies made me more extroverted

Jacob Young
Jacob Young

ALE BTFO

Isaiah Moore
Isaiah Moore

my usb cable has hearts in it
Faggot

Christopher Morales
Christopher Morales

you're most likely a losercel then

Oliver Clark
Oliver Clark

Then don't complain about social isolation.

Jason Williams
Jason Williams

You need to find purpose in life. Create goals for yourself and work backwards from there to figure out what you need to do to achieve them. You will almost certainly need to go outside to do that.

Isaac Smith
Isaac Smith

FootKraut, thoughts?

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Parker Lopez
Parker Lopez

what should i do to convince you?

Justin Peterson
Justin Peterson

youtube.com/watch?v=keKdyN16qUs

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James Cruz
James Cruz

why do black people say ax instead of ask

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Cooper Collins
Cooper Collins

absolutely based

Jacob Anderson
Jacob Anderson

Because that’s how it’s pronounced in AAVE

Colton Carter
Colton Carter

black people have a type of southern accent. after slavery and jim crow they moved all over the US spreading it everywhere.

Anthony Torres
Anthony Torres

Made me think of youtube.com/watch?v=xkN0U0BbZ6Q

He used to ask questions, but NOW HE AX 'EM

Andrew Lee
Andrew Lee

so your telling me to not be myself?
i have goals

Christian Gomez
Christian Gomez

convince me of what?

John Hughes
John Hughes

that im gay or trans

Connor Rogers
Connor Rogers

can't convince me because you're not

Joseph James
Joseph James

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Logan Campbell
Logan Campbell

AMATERSU
*SCHIINGG*

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Ryder Price
Ryder Price

youtube.com/watch?v=7qa541r7Bpk
maybe today will be a good day

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Elijah Ortiz
Elijah Ortiz

they only wanted to play! they're my little angels just look at them on this picture with my little daughter Crystal, aren't they adorable?

youtube.com/watch?v=bQP9SwafU8Y

Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

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Kayden Watson
Kayden Watson

im not racist, but

Ryan Morales
Ryan Morales

don't make me do it...

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Elijah Gutierrez
Elijah Gutierrez

fuck

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Isaac Bennett
Isaac Bennett

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

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Eli Perez
Eli Perez

you know "pitbulls" is a metaphor for negros right?

Jaxson Parker
Jaxson Parker

My dick is massive

Jack Ross
Jack Ross

LOL

Easton Bell
Easton Bell

pics pls

Sebastian Miller
Sebastian Miller

Art

Joshua Cook
Joshua Cook

tfw cant stop dreaming about the days when i had good friends and a social life

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Owen Jones
Owen Jones

a few posts ago you said you don't even want to go outside and socialize
so why do you care

Matthew Price
Matthew Price

Listening to Miya Folick

Josiah Reed
Josiah Reed

having a social life as a kid is fun, hate people my age and i dont want to talk to them

Ian Flores
Ian Flores

then shut up

Grayson Robinson
Grayson Robinson

no

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Noah Hernandez
Noah Hernandez

Any one else secretly like seeing successful people fall from grace? There's a Chad Football Thundercock at my uni who got into an accident and now has a horrendous burn scar across his face. His Stacy gf left him and people treat him much differently now.

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Jonathan Allen
Jonathan Allen

thank you effkay, very cool

Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan

BASED

Ethan Long
Ethan Long

haha based

Colton Butler
Colton Butler

I am a successful person fallen from grace haha

Aaron Reed
Aaron Reed

Listening to Andreas Vollenweider - Down to the Moon at 2x and it now feels like video game music...

Bentley Ross
Bentley Ross

same. there was so much I could have done to maintain it but I didn't and now I'm paying the price.

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Wyatt Brown
Wyatt Brown

please enjoy at 2x speed

youtu.be/NOWAJlX2t5w

Jeremiah Evans
Jeremiah Evans

meeting with the dean soon to plead my case

Austin Edwards
Austin Edwards

what happened?

Austin Long
Austin Long

Long story but I got my shit fucked up

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Anthony Davis
Anthony Davis

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Jason Evans
Jason Evans

all i need is bass on the stereo
so i turn up and it goes like oh oh ooooh~

Elijah Cruz
Elijah Cruz

Why post on Jow Forums instead of going to therapy. Attention seeking.

Logan Jones
Logan Jones

I heard there were a lot of Somalis in Sweden. Can you confirm?

Christopher Hernandez
Christopher Hernandez

tfw I had the dream life I've always wanted and went to parties every week, but realized the lifestyle wasn't for me

I realized this the day after a party. I like being by myself more and hanging out with Discord bros on the weekend.

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Kevin Howard
Kevin Howard

Why are american sportswomen so fucking based?

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Zachary Murphy
Zachary Murphy

what a weebslut
hope she gets knocked out cold during her next fight

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Caleb Thompson
Caleb Thompson

Footkraut, thoughts?

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Zachary Rogers
Zachary Rogers

youtube.com/watch?v=91VHPdNBc-M
my tummy hurts

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Jace Nelson
Jace Nelson

kek

John Howard
John Howard

Her only pictures are of her feet
She also liked me
Think I’ll swipe left

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Bentley Lee
Bentley Lee

//boards.4channel.org/wsg/thread/2613183#p2619067
female """"comedians""""

Jacob Morgan
Jacob Morgan

What is this?

Jaxson Harris
Jaxson Harris

probably fake
swipe right to find out tho

Joshua Richardson
Joshua Richardson

she's probably like 28
bitch looks nasty
white women age like SHIT

Levi White
Levi White

Oh my god it's real.

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Jose Thomas
Jose Thomas

wrong photo was used user.

Cooper Gonzalez
Cooper Gonzalez

wrong photo was used user.

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Asher Collins
Asher Collins

Okay, this is epic

Christopher Hall
Christopher Hall

youtube.com/watch?v=XR2zcmeLDq0

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Parker Reyes
Parker Reyes

he doesn't bee himself

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Liam Brooks
Liam Brooks

everyone else getting snow
God put a barrier over Milwaukee preventing us from getting snow
okay this is epic

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Joseph Lopez
Joseph Lopez

give us a quick run down

William Diaz
William Diaz

I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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Matthew Smith
Matthew Smith

butt hurts

Jaxson Cox
Jaxson Cox

good

Daniel Carter
Daniel Carter

what part are you having trouble with? maybe if you tell us we can explain

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Jace Bell
Jace Bell

did my lab work before the lab so I can now shitpost wiith you buds

Angel Myers
Angel Myers

did my dab work before the dab so I can now shitpost wiith you buds

Charles Sanders
Charles Sanders

ok this is what i call dedication to cum

Jaxson Parker
Jaxson Parker

eluniversal.com.mx/nacion/asi-sera-la-nueva-credencial-del-ine
youre going to be able to choose if your sex is displayed on your id now, neat

Camden Morris
Camden Morris

for what purpose?
you have a cock, you're male

Landon Nelson
Landon Nelson

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Julian Evans
Julian Evans

cheers

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Blake Torres
Blake Torres

my webm is too hires for Jow Forums
lol what a gay site

Brandon Wood
Brandon Wood

whatever you say bernd

James Ward
James Ward

how did they deconstruct gender so quickly? it took like 5 years, it took decades to deconstruct race reality, and decades to normalize homosexuality

at this rate pedophilia will legal within 10 years

Kevin Turner
Kevin Turner

nothing wrong with that
*dabs*

Eli Wright
Eli Wright

i don't understand the concept of it

Jaxon Parker
Jaxon Parker

What should I get for a late lunch, lads?

Chase Miller
Chase Miller

youtube.com/watch?v=DnTOCrQw9cI

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Daniel Thompson
Daniel Thompson

lads

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Eli Nelson
Eli Nelson

epic

Joseph Moore
Joseph Moore

people who like things that i don't are [word of the month]

Wyatt Kelly
Wyatt Kelly

got a light blanket of snow two days ago
immediately turns into black ice yesterday
it now feels like 90 degrees outside but the black ice is still there
What the fuck

Lincoln Foster
Lincoln Foster

Stop pretending to like things and embrace what you actually like
That’s literally it when it comes to being yourself

Grayson Miller
Grayson Miller

just be yourself
be
verb
1.
exist.
2.
occur; take place.

yourself
pronoun
2.
you personally (used to emphasize the person being addressed).

get it now?

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Dylan Moore
Dylan Moore

black ice can be in the sun without melting unlike the inferior white ice that melts instantly in the sun

Austin Hall
Austin Hall

word of the month is *draws from hat* "soycel"

Owen James
Owen James

so why are so many of the people ITT hating on me?
is it because they so dearly wish for what i have?
that being the essence of myself aka b.e. eternally being myself?

Andrew Turner
Andrew Turner

be yourself
how
by being yourself

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Joseph Hughes
Joseph Hughes

dont filter yourself when you talk and behave just because others might not like it
be confident in your own skin

Julian Perez
Julian Perez

my English class is filled with art hoes unsurprisingly, however my interest is with this qt latina who’s studying medicine..

Dylan Sanders
Dylan Sanders

youtube.com/watch?v=7qa541r7Bpk

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Evan Wilson
Evan Wilson

be confident in your own skin
just be confident bro

Jacob Campbell
Jacob Campbell

dont filter yourself when you talk
fucking excellent idea right here

Colton Garcia
Colton Garcia

HEY LOOK AT THIS BITCH ASS NIGGA
HAHAHAHA

Joseph Campbell
Joseph Campbell

imagine being such a wuss you can't even bee urself

literally lmaoing

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Evan King
Evan King

uh ye, people appreciate honesty

Ayden Perry
Ayden Perry

'za's ready...who wants a slice...

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Leo Torres
Leo Torres

my future gf
youtube.com/watch?v=3hhHKVRhzAc

Noah Powell
Noah Powell

I can't believe that I went years without having Neil Young's Comes a Time and Four Strong Winds cover on my playlist. I mean, we're talking essential Young, here!

Nathaniel Ramirez
Nathaniel Ramirez

There is literally nothing else to add you hopeless autist

Sebastian Davis
Sebastian Davis

I means to be confident about who you are and about you capabilities, not being afraid of showing this to other people
in other words, not giving a fuck about what other people will think about you, what do you like, the way to speak, etc

Lincoln Thompson
Lincoln Thompson

ummm can someone please give me a tutorial on how to act like myself??????
Holy shit kill yourself

Aiden Nelson
Aiden Nelson

cringe

John Evans
John Evans

Normalfags
hate em

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

reasons?

Angel Johnson
Angel Johnson

neil young more like neil yikes...

Joshua Morris
Joshua Morris

gonna take a shower i guess

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Lincoln Jenkins
Lincoln Jenkins

neil young is terrible, all the songs are a fucking bummer and his guitar solos are just hitting one note off beat

also his singing voice is stupid

John Johnson
John Johnson

remember to be yourself after

Jeremiah Rogers
Jeremiah Rogers

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Ryder Richardson
Ryder Richardson

Neil young is alright

Jason Moore
Jason Moore

what's the reason behind people pretending to enjoy listening to tom waits?

Michael Bennett
Michael Bennett

I can't be too hard on the old softy myself cause Like a Hurricane is my dad's all-time favourite song. Maybe that's why I even like Young's jam band-cum-country sound while not being able to stomach the Dead even though I'm generally into boomer guitar solos. In fact, Young's debut contains two of my favourite boomer guitar jams ever.

Jackson Myers
Jackson Myers

Welcome! Welcome to City 17! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I've been proud to call City 17 my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown - welcome to City 17. It's safer here.

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Jason Brown
Jason Brown

never saw a reason to listen to him over Beefheart as his 80s and later sound is derivative of TRM. But do give his first few albums a try, they're more in the standard LA piano-driven singer-songwriter vein, with cheesy yet interesting lyrics.

Nathan Fisher
Nathan Fisher

im sorry

Jack Harris
Jack Harris

just be yourself
This is a joke.
be the best version of you that you can be
Kino advice. The secret to life is to accept that you have flaws and work to fix them or account for them while not compromising on your principles or loved ones and friends. If some lonely neet just ‘is themself’ nothing will change and the windows of opportunities for change will slowly close.

This message paid for by my boss who pays for my 15 minute breaks

Hunter Rodriguez
Hunter Rodriguez

Still waiting.

Thomas Hernandez
Thomas Hernandez

Will valve ever make a good game again?

Anthony Hernandez
Anthony Hernandez

make games at all you mean? they havent made a game in like 10 years have they

Adam Gray
Adam Gray

Have you started being yourself yet?
tienes que ser tu mismo

Noah Barnes
Noah Barnes

they made a card game like a month ago

Levi White
Levi White

I forgive

Liam Phillips
Liam Phillips

has your mom ever driven a pt cruiser?

Bentley Butler
Bentley Butler

Just be yourself isn’t telling you to take off any filters

Christian Hernandez
Christian Hernandez

I have but there are no Mexican girls here.

Jace Ramirez
Jace Ramirez

My mom likes big SUVs, like Tahoe’s

Jaxon Powell
Jaxon Powell

house keeps getting spam phone calls
it's not even telemarketers at this point, just pre-recorded ads/scams and sometimes not even that, just silence

Jonathan Lopez
Jonathan Lopez

yikes

video game consumers are so fucking stupid they'll eat up anything, corporate jews have figured out the perfect formula to milk every last dollar out of gamers, gaming is dead desu

Easton James
Easton James

i'm a skinnyfat dyel

Jeremiah Johnson
Jeremiah Johnson

youtube.com/watch?v=IYAH-qSTLzc

it awesome guys

Jaxson Nguyen
Jaxson Nguyen

RISE
UP

Christopher Lee
Christopher Lee

do americans really

Gavin Garcia
Gavin Garcia

how would you react?
youtube.com/watch?v=dyto2kSZk7o

Christian Moore
Christian Moore

yeah i can agree with all of that

Carson Bailey
Carson Bailey

Ask to see her feet first

Liam Rogers
Liam Rogers

"im straight, sorry"

Josiah Parker
Josiah Parker

thoughts on this cat

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Samuel Powell
Samuel Powell

ok based...

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Landon Brown
Landon Brown

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Owen Clark
Owen Clark

need to go to a chiropractor of something, my bones cant stop cracking

Nathaniel Richardson
Nathaniel Richardson

'You're in your forties; aren't you a bit too old for computer games'?

'Cheeky bar-stuard!

I've been playing computer games all my life since the ATARI 2600: PACMAN, YAR'S REVENGE, POLE POSITION, GALAXIAN, BATTLE ZONE and SPACE IN-F' VADERS!
You expect me to stop playing games when things are just getting good? You're nuts!
'We started this M.F. gaming sh1t! This is the Mother F' thanks we get'? (The Watcher: Dr Dre) :)
V.R...... Stop playing? Fek orf moi laaaaaand.

Colton Torres
Colton Torres

Be more active. Your body is literally deteriorating from sitting around all day

Matthew Wilson
Matthew Wilson

say no and walk away because i learned girls who are that forward have an ulterior motive

Gabriel Baker
Gabriel Baker

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Ryder Jones
Ryder Jones

i go to the gym 3 times a week, i move enough

Dylan Nelson
Dylan Nelson

guess what all of /cum/ should be watching rn

youtube.com/watch?v=HuIb3XTQVJw

Hunter Nelson
Hunter Nelson

based

Samuel Gutierrez
Samuel Gutierrez

mooooooooot

Michael Powell
Michael Powell

virgin freak, do as I say

Brayden Peterson
Brayden Peterson

sure you do lol

Adam Lee
Adam Lee

based

Jeremiah Lewis
Jeremiah Lewis

I have a job and game for hours afterward, so I have no time or patience for a "gf"

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Isaiah Perry
Isaiah Perry

I have a job
OH NO NO NO

Tyler Collins
Tyler Collins

pewdiepie

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Angel Phillips
Angel Phillips

Do you really think Mr Beast paid 5 million to put a PewDiePie ad on during the Superbowl?

Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz

dont know what that is?

Henry Allen
Henry Allen

I do this too but with school instead of a job

Bentley Smith
Bentley Smith

this? this is cum on her face

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Kevin King
Kevin King

I just woke up

Noah Cox
Noah Cox

bruh, look at this dude, OH NO NO NO NO
HAHHAHAHA

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Ethan Cook
Ethan Cook

God I gotta take a mean dump right about now.

Trust no thot.

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Dylan Anderson
Dylan Anderson

So glad this episode of /cum/ happened and I was there to see it live.

Kayden Taylor
Kayden Taylor

normalfag humor
youtube.com/watch?v=HFs4E-Znk0Y

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

I work for three hours a week

Carson Hill
Carson Hill

A bit unusual
Doing what?

Matthew Hernandez
Matthew Hernandez

your mom

Angel Green
Angel Green

vines are funny... if you violently strike your head against a wall 200 times and then throw yourself down the stairs, directly landing on your head.

Kevin Hall
Kevin Hall

you're 14 centimeters?

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Brandon Murphy
Brandon Murphy

hang out with girl
fool around with girl
girl tells me she likes me
2 weeks later she ghosts me

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Cooper Morales
Cooper Morales

Canadians put their milk in bags.

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Anthony Butler
Anthony Butler

...in very certain parts. mostly they don't. It's a cool little feature about their country though.

Jaxon Taylor
Jaxon Taylor

If it makes you feel better "she" was probably a neckbeard posing as a girl.

Jaxson Brooks
Jaxson Brooks

Nah she was irl friend w/ benefits, who seemed to be catching feelings until she just dropped me.

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Daniel Nguyen
Daniel Nguyen

I remember up until the early 2000s you could still buy milk in bags here everywhere as well.
Not sure why or when it disappeared.

But I just googled this question and will now read this article to find out

spiegel.de/einestages/wie-milchschlaeuche-vom-tetrapak-verdraengt-wurden-a-1064292.html

An answer will be posted in a short moment...

Gavin Wood
Gavin Wood

.html

Mason Wright
Mason Wright

Damn, stay strong bro. You didn't need her anyway, you'll find another FWB soon.

Colton Morales
Colton Morales

I can use Google translate on the whole website user. Post it though :)

Henry Phillips
Henry Phillips

I get the same thing when I walk sometimes but I forgetting to tell the doctor

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Jackson Hernandez
Jackson Hernandez

Interesting.

Parker Lee
Parker Lee

keep forgetting*

William Morgan
William Morgan

By the way, Chiropractors are fakes. Go see a physician.

Samuel Russell
Samuel Russell

It was the fucking SWEDES with their tetra pak who killed the milk bags.

FUCK you Sweden.

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Carson Taylor
Carson Taylor

Thanks Sweden.

Camden Robinson
Camden Robinson

*dabs*

why?

Anthony Perry
Anthony Perry

[Deleted]

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Aaron Morris
Aaron Morris

cant stop listening to this trash music, shouldn't have looked this up yesterday
youtube.com/watch?v=tQblSS2kl4Q

Jordan Murphy
Jordan Murphy

youtube.com/watch?v=nq4bvLRI8hU

Oliver Reed
Oliver Reed

perfect weather today for a few bong rips up in LA

Isaac Collins
Isaac Collins

yaaaasss boi rip it

Jace Nguyen
Jace Nguyen

someone post the webm with the mustachless beard guy

Noah Davis
Noah Davis

schlampenneger

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Thomas Sanchez
Thomas Sanchez

oh not that guy again.

Michael Hughes
Michael Hughes

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Jason Sullivan
Jason Sullivan

me? yeah i know hoe to make mole sauce

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Gavin Powell
Gavin Powell

Gonna meet Morgan’s parents next week

Hudson White
Hudson White

How attractive would you say you are?

David Taylor
David Taylor

no your not, stop lying

Parker Long
Parker Long

0/10

Jace Mitchell
Jace Mitchell

for me its king of the hills

Kevin Myers
Kevin Myers

based sven

Wyatt Rivera
Wyatt Rivera

prettiest white woman alive...

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Blake Garcia
Blake Garcia

no,

Austin Jackson
Austin Jackson

yes

Evan Sullivan
Evan Sullivan

im going to go to a therapist in a church

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

no,

Connor Jackson
Connor Jackson

yes

lol
catholics will send you to an asylum for electroshock therapy in order to get rid of your pretend faggotry

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Anthony Rodriguez
Anthony Rodriguez

youtu.be/sxp6BZDJ_es

Jaxon Miller
Jaxon Miller

I don't have experience in my field of study, but I'm getting an offer from one place and holding interviews with another place.
Can I use the offering from one job as leverage to try and get the second job?
Does this ever backfire?

Angel Russell
Angel Russell

big fan of tetra pak simple as

Jacob Reed
Jacob Reed

why is thread slow?

Joshua Gutierrez
Joshua Gutierrez

normalfags

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

its more likely that a priest rapes me while im there t.bh

Dominic Gutierrez
Dominic Gutierrez

*enters thread*
wew i'm here. sorry for being late

Cameron Clark
Cameron Clark

I'm not a gamer anymore and haven't been for at least a decade now (not that I had ever really been one to begin with) but I have a question to all the gamercels ITT:

Are cheats still a thing?
I remember when I still bought PC gaming magazines there was always a cheat code section in the back of the magazine and there existed a database program for cheat codes of almost any game you could think of (Dirty Little Helper) and all that stuff.
Has cheating fallen out of fashion?

God
Noclip
Notarget

Real Gamers will remember these iconic Quake III engine cheatcodes.

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Eli Clark
Eli Clark

watching the latest and greatest

Mason Morris
Mason Morris

NEW
desuarchive.org/int/thread/100155199/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/100155199/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/100155199/
desuarchive.org/int/thread/100155199/

Hudson Powell
Hudson Powell

Yeah hackers are a cancerous blight on every f2p game

Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

I'm not talking about hacks.
More like developer cheats!

Dylan Hernandez
Dylan Hernandez

Photos?

I had school.

Jacob Parker
Jacob Parker

And by school I mean college. Taking Algebra 2 before the actual semester begins.

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