Welcome to City 17 edition
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORNIIIIIING
Thoughts on this?
G*rls are no longer needed.
Good mornin
Just deleted my Tinder and Bumble accounts :)
tl;dr
King marmar 98
Based
Just had a wank. Time for bed now I think, as it's 1 am here now.
>Croat autist goes to the US
>stalks a girl
>hangs around in her yard with a cleaver and Dr Pepper
>gets caught and convicted
>banned from the US for 20 years
>asks about whether he would be allowed to come to Canada
>>hangs around in her yard with a cleaver and Dr Pepper
Lost my job
Car is fucked
Probably going to jail soon.
If i had 0 dollars right now i would be thrilled.
Send help it's looking grim boys.
yikes
why are men so disgusting
What do you mean?
18:28 Saviour 3.0 - Purple Nova youtube.com
XD
Imagine the smell
>tfw /cum/ is dead
futa has ruined porn for me
need a lot more attractive shemales in the industry to compensate
men are so ugly that i don't want to watch them hump a chick
good morning
For some reason where I lived it snowed somewhat and I'm freezing my ass and sack off. Snow Miser you son of a bitch.
Fucking love not having class until one
sAME BRo
FUCK my body hurts
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Gonna meet someone’s parents today
Okay, I want a Mexican gf.
choke me
Finally got around to paying my overdue power and internet bills, and now my account balance is low (still enough to live on)
Okay I want a gf and a job and an apartment
>no gf
>student
>have an apartment
I'm doing ok
how are you paying for your apartment with no job
If you want to see what real copeseething looks like xD
Debt :)
#5121 is me :^)
based
real schizo hours
who the fuck up
lol based
thoughts?
>African humour
master troll
nice progress fk
get well soon
kek
eating a bagel
:)
:/
Me
>apartment
>job
>>stopped acting like I think I should act and started b.e’ing myself
>after I started b.e’ing myself I finally got friends I actually like and got a girlfriend
Life is pretty good rn
>when you cum but then you remember you're fresh out of tissues
>when you cum inside but she leaks everywhere
Based
>just be yourself
i don't know what this means
just be yourself
Just be yourself dude it worked for me
it's as simple as being yourself
How do people not understand “just be yourself”
they've been a fake version of themselves for too long
being yourself takes knowing yourself
Stop trying to mold yourself according to what you think people expect of you, and instead be authentic/genuine. In doing so, you'll lose some fake-friends that you acquired while you were faking it, but you'll make new friends who like you for who you really are.
>people unironically saying "just be yourself"
LOL
This desu
Feels pretty comfy not having friends who I only pretend to share interests with
I don’t go to parties anymore since my friends and I prefer more quiet nights but I never really liked parties in the first place
>dude just have friends that share your interest
>dude just be yourself
cant tell if your joking or not
Being yourself requires that you actually go outside you hopeless troglodyte
dad is calling me a faggot because my usb cable has hearts in it
he's not wrong
Literally any western country would give you asylum
Gays coming here from LatAm are super common, not sure about trans people though
Haven't posted this in a while
but i am myself, and when im myself i dont go out nor do i talk to people. so why should i?
he's neither gay nor trans tho
At least my time with the turbo normies made me more extroverted
ALE BTFO
>my usb cable has hearts in it
Faggot
you're most likely a losercel then
Then don't complain about social isolation.
You need to find purpose in life. Create goals for yourself and work backwards from there to figure out what you need to do to achieve them. You will almost certainly need to go outside to do that.
FootKraut, thoughts?
what should i do to convince you?
why do black people say ax instead of ask
absolutely based
Because that’s how it’s pronounced in AAVE
black people have a type of southern accent. after slavery and jim crow they moved all over the US spreading it everywhere.
Made me think of youtube.com
>He used to ask questions, but NOW HE AX 'EM
so your telling me to not be myself?
i have goals
convince me of what?
that im gay or trans
can't convince me because you're not
AMATERSU
*SCHIINGG*
youtube.com
maybe today will be a good day
>they only wanted to play! they're my little angels just look at them on this picture with my little daughter Crystal, aren't they adorable?
im not racist, but
don't make me do it...
fuck
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh