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Welcome to City 17 edition

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Thoughts on this?

G*rls are no longer needed.

Good mornin

Just deleted my Tinder and Bumble accounts :)

tl;dr

King marmar 98

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Based

Just had a wank. Time for bed now I think, as it's 1 am here now.

>Croat autist goes to the US
>stalks a girl
>hangs around in her yard with a cleaver and Dr Pepper
>gets caught and convicted
>banned from the US for 20 years
>asks about whether he would be allowed to come to Canada

>>hangs around in her yard with a cleaver and Dr Pepper

Lost my job
Car is fucked
Probably going to jail soon.
If i had 0 dollars right now i would be thrilled.
Send help it's looking grim boys.

yikes

why are men so disgusting

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What do you mean?

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18:28 Saviour 3.0 - Purple Nova youtube.com/watch?v=4g7wqFjGf4s

XD

Imagine the smell

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>tfw /cum/ is dead

futa has ruined porn for me
need a lot more attractive shemales in the industry to compensate
men are so ugly that i don't want to watch them hump a chick

good morning

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For some reason where I lived it snowed somewhat and I'm freezing my ass and sack off. Snow Miser you son of a bitch.

Fucking love not having class until one

sAME BRo

FUCK my body hurts

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Gonna meet someone’s parents today

Okay, I want a Mexican gf.

choke me

Finally got around to paying my overdue power and internet bills, and now my account balance is low (still enough to live on)

Okay I want a gf and a job and an apartment

>no gf
>student
>have an apartment
I'm doing ok

how are you paying for your apartment with no job

If you want to see what real copeseething looks like xD

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Debt :)

#5121 is me :^)

based

real schizo hours
who the fuck up

lol based

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thoughts?

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>African humour

master troll

nice progress fk
get well soon

kek

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eating a bagel

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:)

:/

Me
>apartment
>job
>>stopped acting like I think I should act and started b.e’ing myself
>after I started b.e’ing myself I finally got friends I actually like and got a girlfriend
Life is pretty good rn

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>when you cum but then you remember you're fresh out of tissues

>when you cum inside but she leaks everywhere

Based

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>just be yourself
i don't know what this means

just be yourself

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Just be yourself dude it worked for me

it's as simple as being yourself

How do people not understand “just be yourself”

they've been a fake version of themselves for too long
being yourself takes knowing yourself

Stop trying to mold yourself according to what you think people expect of you, and instead be authentic/genuine. In doing so, you'll lose some fake-friends that you acquired while you were faking it, but you'll make new friends who like you for who you really are.

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>people unironically saying "just be yourself"
LOL

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This desu
Feels pretty comfy not having friends who I only pretend to share interests with
I don’t go to parties anymore since my friends and I prefer more quiet nights but I never really liked parties in the first place

>dude just have friends that share your interest
>dude just be yourself
cant tell if your joking or not

Being yourself requires that you actually go outside you hopeless troglodyte

dad is calling me a faggot because my usb cable has hearts in it

he's not wrong

Literally any western country would give you asylum
Gays coming here from LatAm are super common, not sure about trans people though

Haven't posted this in a while

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but i am myself, and when im myself i dont go out nor do i talk to people. so why should i?

he's neither gay nor trans tho

At least my time with the turbo normies made me more extroverted

ALE BTFO

>my usb cable has hearts in it
Faggot

you're most likely a losercel then

Then don't complain about social isolation.

You need to find purpose in life. Create goals for yourself and work backwards from there to figure out what you need to do to achieve them. You will almost certainly need to go outside to do that.

FootKraut, thoughts?

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what should i do to convince you?

youtube.com/watch?v=keKdyN16qUs

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why do black people say ax instead of ask

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absolutely based

Because that’s how it’s pronounced in AAVE

black people have a type of southern accent. after slavery and jim crow they moved all over the US spreading it everywhere.

Made me think of youtube.com/watch?v=xkN0U0BbZ6Q

>He used to ask questions, but NOW HE AX 'EM

so your telling me to not be myself?
i have goals

convince me of what?

that im gay or trans

can't convince me because you're not

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AMATERSU
*SCHIINGG*

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youtube.com/watch?v=7qa541r7Bpk
maybe today will be a good day

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>they only wanted to play! they're my little angels just look at them on this picture with my little daughter Crystal, aren't they adorable?


youtube.com/watch?v=bQP9SwafU8Y

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im not racist, but

don't make me do it...

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fuck

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aaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

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