*Backs you into a corner*

>223 years at war
>Over 200 wars fought
>Literally 2 lost

Women can join, but the corps gives them lots of freebies. They don't even shave.

>this is what Americans believe

Which wars did you lose?

>War of 1812
>Vietnam
That's literally it.

>France
>trying to say literally anything about military history
Mother fuckers have Napoleon then think they're hot shit

>gets their ass saved twice by America
cope harder frog.

t. le monqui de'l surrender

well, i do have my grandpas SS Uniform in the attic. If its for a handsome fella like you, i might as well just throw it on one more time. -.o

>they don't even shave
And that's a bad thing?

What about Iraq, Afghanistan, Syria, Somali Civil War, and Russian Civil War?