>you wake up
>you are in Mexico
What would you do?
>you wake up
>you are in Mexico
What would you do?
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Live happy life in warm climate.
That looks like an indoor airsoft field m8
kill myself
Descalabrarle los cachetes a Quico.
Call the locals non-white and go home
Go to the nearest US consulate
To get shot?
Buy a torta de jamon
Nah, I'm 6'2" with blonde hair and green eyes, I'd stick out like a sore thumb amongst all the mud skins, so I'd have to get to the safety of a US consulate quickly.
In the 70s: Share a drink with Don Ramon
Now: Get killed because I'm a güero to their standards
eat some tortas de jamon
Pussy western snowflake.
I speak decent enough Spanish but I am really terrible at understanding non-Castillian accents.
Go have a meal at taqueria Goku
Speak in metric.
Don't ever come to Chile then hahaha
1.89cm, zipperhead.
lmao METERS, not cm, that would odd!
>American education
Go buy a torta, im hungry
I met some Chileans, they were actually fairly easy to understand. But Mexicans and Peruvians are hardmode.
They all sound exactly the same to me, is there such a big difference?
Practice my spanish, try to fuck some thicc latinas
>cm
Why is literally every American on this board mentally retarded
The god of manlets
Buy a ticket back to Saint Petersburg. Or maybe go to USA since I'm already close.
>1.89cm
Dear god how are you still alive, you tiny little man?
Our "formal" neutral accent is easy especially if Chileans are abroad (students/tourists), but the slangs and accents of the local cities are harder to understand if you live here.
Kind of, in Spain itself is also a ton of difference. All the "th" memes are even more amplified when speaking to someone from Madrid, and hearing an Andaluz will make you want to grab his jaw and force him to speak more slowly.
1. Captivate and fuck a mexican girl from every state with my superior accent
2. visit touristic spots
3. fuck off back home
Why is that pic so weird? Is it a sim?
Looks like a theater installation or a museum. The door is clearly not real.
cursed pic from El chavo del 8, a famous sitcom for spics
Mexican anime form the 70s & 80s
youtu.be
It's probably more famous in Brazil than in any of the hispanic cunts.
isn't this a filmset for that chavez show?
That's hard to believe but alright
Why do Brazilians like el chavo so much?
Spics take El Chavo for granted cause it was everywhere in the upbringing of boomers and even millenials. Brazilians, on the other hand, made a cult out of it because they considered it a novelty
Based
Why is it a cult in Brazil? Video unrelated: youtu.be
>cm
Roach detected
>He doesn't know el chavo
Cringe
Gentrify the chavo's fruit water stand
ANT MAN GET OUT OF MY BOARD REEEEE
That's right, whitie, better watch out for the infamous Mexican gangs hunting for whites to shoot and eat. And they'll probably bring measuring tape, 6'2" and above are the most delicious according to them.
This is why I drink mate herb.
This is why I let that argie exchange girl mate n chill'd me
Kms
>What would you do?
get out of Mexico as fast as I possibly can