You wake up

In the 70s: Share a drink with Don Ramon
Now: Get killed because I'm a güero to their standards

eat some tortas de jamon

Pussy western snowflake.

I speak decent enough Spanish but I am really terrible at understanding non-Castillian accents.

Go have a meal at taqueria Goku

Speak in metric.

Don't ever come to Chile then hahaha

1.89cm, zipperhead.

lmao METERS, not cm, that would odd!

>American education