>we're looking for a team player
We're looking for a team player
Tyler Cooper
Lucas Adams
we're looking for a copypasta chef
Andrew Sanders
>we're looking for someone with social skills
Adrian Roberts
>when the job application asks for a minimum desired salary and you put "negotiable"
David Rodriguez
>we are looking for a fucking brainlet who cant come up with anything new, so he turns to copying the same shit multiple days in a row because he is such a beta fucking cuck he cant do shit besides wank away and think about the next time he will copy paste the same fucking shit.
Logan Young
Great job this quarter user, you really went all the way for the customer! I'm gonna rate you as Exceeds Expectations and put a word for you in the HR. Can't do any more than that cause Mike just got his gf pregnant and they're moving to a new house lol. HR will send you an email with your raise brother ($600/year)
Matthew Green
>we're looking for someone with experience
David Butler
>diversity and inclusion
Ryder Ortiz
Nice. They'll probably just counter with something like "we are willing to offer a very competitive wage". Although more likely they'll just be butthurt you used their own tricks against them.
James Reed
>Salary: Competitive