>we're looking for a team player
We're looking for a team player
Tyler Cooper
Lucas Adams
we're looking for a copypasta chef
Andrew Sanders
>we're looking for someone with social skills
Adrian Roberts
>when the job application asks for a minimum desired salary and you put "negotiable"
David Rodriguez
>we are looking for a fucking brainlet who cant come up with anything new, so he turns to copying the same shit multiple days in a row because he is such a beta fucking cuck he cant do shit besides wank away and think about the next time he will copy paste the same fucking shit.
Logan Young
Great job this quarter user, you really went all the way for the customer! I'm gonna rate you as Exceeds Expectations and put a word for you in the HR. Can't do any more than that cause Mike just got his gf pregnant and they're moving to a new house lol. HR will send you an email with your raise brother ($600/year)
Matthew Green
>we're looking for someone with experience
David Butler
>diversity and inclusion
Ryder Ortiz
Nice. They'll probably just counter with something like "we are willing to offer a very competitive wage". Although more likely they'll just be butthurt you used their own tricks against them.
James Reed
>Salary: Competitive
William Scott
>I'm sorry, I know it wasn't in the ad, but we were hoping for a female applicant. We have enough males as it is
Bentley Kelly
>we're sorry, we're aware you fill the criteria that's in the ad but... we're not... we're just not looking for someone like you
Dominic Stewart
>we're not... we're just not looking for someone like you
Why do they hate us?
Ian Baker
>we simply don't feel like you would be a good addition to our team
>it's the partners' opinion that someone like you would not fit in this job
>when asked 'what animal would you descrive yourself as' you answered 'a lion', we're sorry but this is not a lion's company
Jordan Cruz
Oh, that's fine, I completely understand. I hope you enjoy your massive lawsuit.
Robert Thomas
>were looking for someone who's passionate about customer service
Jeremiah Parker
i don't want this thread to die
Carson Rivera
>what are your weaknesses?
Christian Bennett
I'll post results on what happens, They followed up on it in an email.
>16. "What is your desired minimum to start per hour dollar amount?"
>This is negotiable.
Grayson Davis
>sometimes I focus too much on one task, I'm a perfectionist.
Jaxon Nguyen
>group interview
Luke Davis
>________ encouraged to apply
Henry Wright
>looking for a _____ ROCKSTAR
Gabriel Phillips
>What are you dreams? Your fears?
Luke Collins
>Looking for someone with 3+ years experience
>Entry level position
Every time
Ayden Bennett
>What made you apply for this position?
Evan Rodriguez
This is the worst question yet it is the most common. It's for the money of course. But you can't say that.
Adrian Hernandez
>what was a time you had a disagreement with a coworker, how did you solve it and what did you learn?
Ryan Long
The worst of all these.