Where to travel as a couple

Hello int, sorry if this appears as a bait thread I swear it isn't. I never post here and I assumed this would be the place for this, I'm just an idiot that can't make up his mind.

tl;dr me and my girlfriend want to travel internationally at least once before we are bogged down with kids, and I can't really decide where.

List of considered places, and my current thoughts on them (I'm well open to change my mind, please enlighten me if I'm wrong)

Cost is an issue obviously, I'm not dirt poor but I'm not living in a damn mansion, id like to keep the trip total under 6-10k if possible.
I don't mind sleeping in a small room or whatever, but I avoid hostels or anything without a private room like the plague, If I was by myself I'd be ok with it, but with my girl? 100% no.

>Germany / Austria
Pros:
The landscape is beautiful looking, and castles are fucking neat.
Cons:
Merkel and everything that goes along with her

>Ireland
Pros:
The villages, everything about the place just looks like id be a nice visit
Cons:
my fucking girlfriend wants to bring her fucking mom if we go to Ireland, so it better be a breathtaking place to outweigh that

>Northern Scotland
Pros:
The cliffs and such look utterly fantastic
Cons:
From what I understand can be fairly expensive.
>Australia
I honestly don't know, nothing sticks out as worth the money

>Japan
Pro:
Borderline alien culture, that fact is very neat to me and itll feel like a completely foreign place, a feeling I doubt id get in Europe.
cons:
fucking weeb shit.

By no means am I limited to above, those are just my current thoughts on places.

Help a retard out int

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i'm sorry, I'm a wee bit drunk and forgot trv existed, thought international fit the bill.

my bad carry on with whatever yall do here

Not sure if you're considering South America, but I just came back from Cuzco, Peru and it was truly a wonderful experience. I went with my boyfriend and it's a very charming city, with lots of upscale restaurants and beautiful hotels/apartments. It's always kind of chilly which adds to the atmosphere, not to mention the cultural aspect which is very fascinating. Things are quite affordable as well. There are plenty of Americans there so you'll feel at home in a way. But also it's South America and geographically and culturally it's very different from what you're probably used to, so it will be an adventure as well. Not sure what you're looking for though, seems like you're mostly thinking about the developed world

All the europeans are asleep rn. Ask again when its euro hours.

If Australia doesn't stand out to you probably don't come here. We have beautiful forrests and beeches but it doesn't sound like that is your aort of thing.

Not sure what beauty you see in Ireland though. Its just mostly just flat green fields and sort of ugly houses. The only place in the British Ilse i found to be actually beautiful was the Scottish Highlands.

Edinburgh looks nice too

As a tourist you really won't notice Merkel and her legacy in Germany. I think if you want to see nice old architecture, that sort of stuff. Then Germany is not a bad choice.

Nigga.
It's very nice you've listed your cost limit, but you somehow managed to miss the part where you specify how long do you want the trip to last. With 6k and a week you could take your butler along, but if that's going to be a six month adventure, things will get harder.
Second, you've failed to list what you're looking for specifically. We can only sort of guess it from the pros/cons, which include highlights like "Australia - dunno lol, kinda sucks, brought it up for the lulz". Just the fact you're traveling with your gf gives us nothing to go on. Do you prefer nature or civilization? Hot or cold climate? History or just pretty sights? Are you and the bird at least somewhat adventurous or would you rather the trip went smoothly without a single hitch? Are you afraid of the language barrier? Any particular interest in a specific region of the world?
Third, your cons are beyond stupid. Falling for Jow Forums memes as if it somehow affects your trip, listing Scotland as expensive while not doing it for Japan, "fucking weeb shit" whatever that is even supposed to mean in the context of a trip and so on.

>this
wtf i love poland now

Norway

Based.

>Merkel and everything that goes along with her

why would this be a con for a tourist trip it's not like you're planning to move there

most Americans seem to enjoy Ireland but I dunno if it would be worth having to bring the MIL

Don't forget us if you are nearby in Germany or France! The Netherlands might be small, but if you go to the right places its quite fun to stay here for a few days.

B&R

fuck off
based

your right my bad, let me address the points

>It's very nice you've listed your cost limit, but you somehow managed to miss the part where you specify how long do you want the trip to last. With 6k and a week you could take your butler along, but if that's going to be a six month adventure, things will get harder.
when I listed the cost I was implying I wanted to stay as long as I can if that makes any sense, like if in X I can only stay comfortably there for 2 weeks on 6k then 2 weeks there, but if in Y 6k will last you 2 months, then ya fuck it 2 months.
>you've failed to list what you're looking for specifically. We can only sort of guess it from the pros/cons, which include highlights like "Australia - dunno lol, kinda sucks, brought it up for the lulz".
I listed Australia because everyone in my fucking family tells me I should go there, but none can tell me why so I thought maybe I'm just missing something, or maybe they all just want me to get killed by a stingray idk.
>Just the fact you're traveling with your gf gives us nothing to go on.
Mainly a safety thing, I'm not going to stay at hostels, or go to fucking kenya you know.
>Do you prefer nature or civilization?
I would really prefer the ability to touch each if possible, id like to see landscapes mostly as far as nature goes, I don't give a shit about a forest, I've seen plenty of those.
>Hot or cold climate?
neither bothers me, I live in a swamp in the middle of nowhere currently it can't be more physically miserable than my house
>History or just pretty sights?
History would be nice, but not required.
>Are you and the bird at least somewhat adventurous or would you rather the trip went smoothly without a single hitch?
leaning heavily to smoothly
>Are you afraid of the language barrier?
Not really, as long as it's not a rude place like everyone tells me France is
>Any particular interest in a specific region of the world?
I'm open to anywhere that sticks out honestly.

I could recommend you an experience different to any you've had before if I had a rough idea of where you and your girlfriend have already been.

I recommend the Spanish and Portuguese islands AVOID MALLORCA AT ALL COSTS though

LADS ON TOUR

I don't know why we get so many tourists really. Cool nature but most of the good things about here are good to live with but not a big deal if you're a tourist. Safe, people are nice, rich, clean, systems work. But basically no history which is most of why i travel, and food and getting drunk is very expensive. Actually everything is but drinks specifically.

more like idiots on tour
youtube.com/watch?v=id5mrdT9ojk

i feel sorry for the spanish residents who have to see this shit every summer

I didn't know Germans exported white trash to Spain on holiday as well. Why doesn't Spain crack down on British and German fuckwits?

because without British tourists Spain would be just like Greece

Grim. Proof that their economy is that reliant on tourism?

mallorca is the poor man's choice of beach and party tourism in europe. it's really cheap to get there by plane and the hotels at popular tourist destinations are affordable. also same currency and most natives know german or english.
(however, not all of mallorca is like that. there are quiet and expensive places on the island as well.)

go to anywhere in europe and you will experience new things
why, because you can visit multiple countries and cultures in short distances

landscape and castles are not limited to germany, theres italy, france, belgium, portugal and probably some other i forgot

straya and japan has its things too but you will be paying more and traveling more, more money less experience

id take my bitch to paris to make her feel special before i knock her up

Every country in Europe sends their scum over during the summer it just so happens that the British are a cut above the rest in scumminess

the reason spanish people can afford to eat dinner every night is because working class brits that save their pennies throughout the year get on a plane to benidorm for 20 quid and get boozed up for a week or two. They piss away their hard earned cash (from their manual labour job that her majesty's revenue and customs never got a slice of) into the hands of some forward thinking entrepreneurial Roberto who will charge 17 euros for a lemon fanta