Be American

>be American
>lose key
>enter through window
>get shot by cousin
>die

We don't have thieves where I live but I still don't get it. I mean don't they like privacy? A garden like that would force me to chat with my neighbors

Why hasn't your neighborhood gone full vigilante on them yet?

I know everyone avoids trouble if possible.

Because the US is filled with turbo normies who feel obliged to small talk whenever possible.

>>be American
>>don't have a fence

I've seen many threads where you ask why we always have fences

Also seen this thread before
it seems to be 50/50 with you

Yeah we can't win with these faggots. They're never satisfied with any explanation of anything. Best just not to reply.

You know burglars often spectate you for a couple of days before taking action?

I've read before that two out of three burglars in America will only enter if the door is unlocked. They want the very lowest hanging fruit because, like most criminals, they're lazy.

You know you are more easily baited than Swedes and Indians right?

Totally. That's why I said best not to reply. There are so many of us though, you'll always get somebody.