Be American

Do you install automatic turrets in your home? Because, you know, burglars usually get in when you're already asleep.

Americans don't sleep

No, but it's not to be waken up by some faggot trying to force his way into my house. If that happens there will be no warning, i'll just sneak up on him and goodnight.

*not hard to be waken up*
fuck i'm having a stroke.

Not only that, but Americans use shitty locks too. A monkey with a pocket knkfe could get in.

Burglars usually strike when you're out of the house.

That must be nice. All the houses here need metal around them like this.

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All it takes is one mistake and the burglar is dead.

>have friendly neighbors
>they shoot the criminal if your out of the house

>leaving your dungeon

I wish

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to steal what? their cardboard walls?

Thos friendly neighbours don't go to work?

You have a pact where you murder strangers on each others lawn?

>Be tourist in America
>Accidentaly touch a leaf of grass of some person
>He shoots me
>"This is the Price of freedom"

Americans are pretty based ITT

This too
Mexico isn't the exception.

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You violated the NAP

Suburbs in western countries are like 50% retired boomers waltzing around their houses all day.

Yes of course. We call it neighborhood watch.

BASED

Sounds more like a cult.

I just noticed we've got a dauntless motherfucker on the right at :27

My neighbors are criminals, they would rob my house if I left it alone.

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t. 120 lbs neurotic fruitcake

this doesn't even work in a hypothetical here
America is not ancapistan

fun fact

Gun violence rates among white Americans are the same as in European (white) Greece.

Gun violence rates among black Americans are the same as in subsaharan (black) Africa.

how do you even function?

I live with my parents, there is always someone in the house. I know for a fact that my neighbors have stolen from other houses around the block. They don't even bother to go to another place to steal.

No one steals shit if you live in nice neighborhood. I see people leaving scooters and bikes in their front yard every night. Never get stolen

>be American
>lose key
>enter through window
>get shot by cousin
>die

We don't have thieves where I live but I still don't get it. I mean don't they like privacy? A garden like that would force me to chat with my neighbors

Why hasn't your neighborhood gone full vigilante on them yet?

I know everyone avoids trouble if possible.

Because the US is filled with turbo normies who feel obliged to small talk whenever possible.

>>be American
>>don't have a fence

I've seen many threads where you ask why we always have fences

Also seen this thread before
it seems to be 50/50 with you

Yeah we can't win with these faggots. They're never satisfied with any explanation of anything. Best just not to reply.

You know burglars often spectate you for a couple of days before taking action?

I've read before that two out of three burglars in America will only enter if the door is unlocked. They want the very lowest hanging fruit because, like most criminals, they're lazy.

You know you are more easily baited than Swedes and Indians right?

Totally. That's why I said best not to reply. There are so many of us though, you'll always get somebody.