Germany? More like gay-many

Something i noticed about germany is its borders look like a decapitated quadruple amputee which is a good metaphor for its modern history

Same. I've seen Germans who always have literally cum in their mouths, not that they do not wash their mouths after putting penises in their mouths, they literally always have penises in their mouths except when they have to talk.

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You must be pretty hot user.

Italy? More like Shitaly! (Cause you're shit lol)

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> Seventy-three percent of German men under the age of 35 say they have had sex with other men, according to a survey by the German newspaper Süddeutsche Zeitung.

Y-yeah? W-well, baguette? More like penis-bread! (Cause it’s made of bread and it’s long)

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P-Pizz-za? More like b-badza! (Cause it's bad like you)

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Gibs hug

Italy? more like Who-taly?
(As in no one gives a shit to you now)

Good, fuck Germany.