(As in “there are many gays there”)
Germany? More like gay-many
Joseph Fisher
Mason Taylor
Italy? More like SHITaly.
Juan Ramirez
Jaxon Myers
UK? More like U-go-away (cause Brexit)
Caleb Jones
Spain? more like Ass-pain (because their ass metaphorically hurts when certain comments are made about them)
Oliver Murphy
I'm not going to lie all the anti german threads hurt my soul
Asher Baker
Germany? More like Scatmany :^)
Anthony Roberts
>G*rmanics
Thats a big yikes from me
Nathan Rogers
Jonathan Gonzalez
Julian Green
>Tfw no cute yet dominant German bf
Not gonna make it lads
Robert Martin
Owen Johnson
Deutschland? More like Doucheland :D
Adrian Collins
Luis Perez
I like Germania
Brayden Gomez
In the summer I always find German hitchhikers men on the roads, they always try to make me blowjobs and they want me to give them anal sex, they do not even understand that I tell them "no, thanks", they just do not understand that there are non-homosexual men.
Joshua Young
Germany is pretty cool, tried to learn the language sadly was stuck on the very basics some of my family knew and one time got me a small German dictionary.
Joseph Thompson
Bulgaria more like Turkey boom *dab*
Jonathan Howard
France? More like Trance! (Cause you’re so dum you look like you’re in a trance)
Robert Smith
UK? More like U-r-not-K (cause of instability in the government)
Robert Collins
Something i noticed about germany is its borders look like a decapitated quadruple amputee which is a good metaphor for its modern history
Jackson Reed
Same. I've seen Germans who always have literally cum in their mouths, not that they do not wash their mouths after putting penises in their mouths, they literally always have penises in their mouths except when they have to talk.
Jack Wright
You must be pretty hot user.
Nathaniel Hall
Italy? More like Shitaly! (Cause you're shit lol)
Austin Rogers
> Seventy-three percent of German men under the age of 35 say they have had sex with other men, according to a survey by the German newspaper Süddeutsche Zeitung.
Thomas Ward
Y-yeah? W-well, baguette? More like penis-bread! (Cause it’s made of bread and it’s long)
Nathaniel Ramirez
P-Pizz-za? More like b-badza! (Cause it's bad like you)
Dylan Roberts
Gibs hug
Elijah Sanchez
Italy? more like Who-taly?
(As in no one gives a shit to you now)
William Bailey
Good, fuck Germany.
Evan Moore
Mason Johnson
Never trust a G*rman. They will cheat you, they will lie to you and they will try to suck your cock.
Cameron Lewis
I crave the taste of Nazi cum (god save the queen)
Dominic Johnson
Truce! Truce! Some pizza toppings got in my eye
Well joke’s on you.
I don’t like poop!