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look at me look at me

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I just completed Devil May Cry 1 in one sitting at 3 hours 47 minutes

game was alright

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why is janny not banning this braindead fucking tard

>no edition
FOOK OFF

mboko and the anime nonce edition

Going to ask the qt girl who sit next to me in English comp out

Reckon I need to get over to McMuttistan. From what I've heard they're incredibly stupid. I think myself I could make a good few quid out there.

You know, I just realized I was posting in /brit/ the whole time instead of /cum/. I was wondering why the conversation felt less childish. You're alright UK.

Stop watching anime and start cleaning the cheese out of your penis

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Weird how people with british ancestry in places like argentina still look so british. Makes you realise how ugly we are when you compare them to all the latinos.

dont think i've ever had smeg even when i dont wash me cock

Why is Emma so perfect lads?

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just had a thai "girl" say "I like you feet haha"

she isnt

I wish I could user.

uncut freaks btfo

Me? Im an ass man

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prefer boi pucci

lmao no, most latinos are hideous

MARRIED Melinda and Larry Mikla have an unconventional age gap in their relationship - of 30 years. The lovestruck pair get stares everywhere they go, from passers-by who think they are dad and daughter, or worse, a granddaughter and her grandpa. The pair met when retired police officer Larry was the first responder to a minor traffic incident involving Mindy’s car in Ohio, USA, in August 2012. Now the couple are trying for a baby, but don’t know if it will be possible due to Larry having a vasectomy 18 years ago.

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I'm more of a thigh guy myself

Me too.

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7am lads

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not true, they are more conventionally good looking and in general have better bodies.

would love to be a dirty old bastard with a wife half my age

about that time again wagie

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Where's the rest of his arm and why is the moon a nigger?

Fuck you toilman. I'm not coming in.

t. has never been to central/south america

>The Girl I Hated Is Now My Boyfriend | MY TRANS LIFE
TWO YOUNG women who once hated each other, have since fallen in love after one transitioned into a man.
Lillie Semmens first met Mhari Sellstrom when he was female through a mutual friend.
The women, from Portsmouth, were 14 and 16 and admitted to despising each other.
"When I was female, you hated me, you detested me and thought I was ugly” Mhari said to Lillie.
“You were just arrogant, you were so rude and over-compensating for something. You were so in-your-face, you knew when Mhari was in a room,” Lillie replied.
But after Mhari began transitioning, Lillie, 22, says she saw a different side to him and they began to hang out and eventually fell in love.
The couple have now been together for 3 months.

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>was a double d before his surgery

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cause he's berserk

Her body is so fucking average though

average Latino looks like a goblin unless they are mostly European/Arab

How about the ancient Chinese method
Having a life partner of your age, but several concubines for seeding and breeding on the side
Also some eunuchs to act as scribes for your achievements

my days

grim grim grim world

for FUCK sake lad, im eating breakfast

Ram Lalla hum aayenge
Mandir wahin banayenge

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Why do they not sell buckfast in tesco?

proper brekky or cereal?

Want to start my life

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thought they did, haven't bought any in like 6 years though

reminds me of this, guy becomes trans and then dates his former bully

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do you eat street food or are you too middle class for that sort of thing?
any favourites?

music i make keeps getting close to trap music, not really into trap music so i dunno why that's happening.

Her body is fantastic. You want a fake, plastic bimbo with large spherical breasts and lips inflated to 50 psi? Grow up.

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Based pewds

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might invest in a pet nigger

she's almost the definition of average, little on the dumpy side

don't even believe things like this happen, it's all manufactured

For serious? That's exactly like those shitty femboy captioned gifs (yes gifs) people used to spam on Jow Forums.

>any favourites
Um I don't know, last street food I had was dabeli
Anticipating misal pav next

And I wouldn't have her any other way.

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more likely the tranny is mental and seduced the older bully to prove a point

you'll never have her any way mate get a grip

Imagine being bullied by someone then also getting fucked by him

I felt like that until my first girlfriend (long distance) lost her virginity to a black immigrant after me telling her I loved her and begging her not to do it.

Infact you wont have her at all

don't believe you

What's it taste like?

wtf you’re unironically underage???

like a porno plot
gayboy's revenge
>he beat the snot out of me, now he snots in me!

Working at a pub I've always wanted to work at since I was 17

Its a cool pub

>famous, liberal European

You know she’s probably had 100+ sexual partners, right? Like most actresses, she may even have an STD

A guy can dream.

Any chonks in?

I know, it was grim.

would love to cream in a cute tranny's bumhole but I don't want my dick to touch a piece of shit

I’m more of a doinky

Dunno, don't like going to the off license and they don't sell it in supermarkets anymore

it's already touching you mate

willy is very floppy today

don't even know why i go on /v/, whole board is full of freaks

Yeah. I'm the second indian who is a Christian from Kerala and lives in Gujarat btw

will you make an Irish car bomb for me?

>don't even know why i go on /v
>whole board is full of freaks
Think you answered your own question there freak

Need to smell her farts.

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ah yes, unnecessary insults

What makes your face look puffy?
I know alcoholics have puffy face syndrome pretty bad but what causes it?

genetics

too much genetics in the face?

Eating a lot no kidding

I'll sort you out lad no worries

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/brit/ gangsta rap presents: the /cum/ diss track

schizoface i call it

Steroids like prednisone do it too. Also being fat

some people just have fat faces

Can't stop watching rubbish
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dark days ahead boys
the sky is turning black

SOMEONE'S KNOCKING AT THE DOOR
SOMEBODY'S RINGING MY BELL

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ah yes the modern world

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