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schizo forgot to take his meds again, careful he'll start going on about his air rifle soon
The last toast....
*fades*
>b... but I swear Killer never did this before! He's a good boy!
>besides most pit bulls don't attack people for no reason!
yes this was the post that made me laugh
thank you for your NBN friendly image
Nowt wrong with pitbulls tbqh all they do is kill cats and provocative toddlers
>Oh those silly millenials throwing away all their money, no wonder they have to flatshare
i am pulling in mid 30ks and because i'm so desperate to unjust my life by the time i'm planning to have a family i'm saving and learning to invest obsessively. i eat tinned fish for protein, i never eat out, i ride my bike everwhere, i've found places to get free hair cuts etc etc.
still i'm flatsharing and still in all probability i'm going to live a subpar life, even though i'm expecting a promotion soon and a higher salary.
the country is broken.
heehaw
heehaw
*donkey noises*
>Oh those silly millenials throwing away all their money, no wonder they have to flatshare
i am pulling in mid 30ks and because i'm so desperate to unjust my life by the time i'm planning to have a family i'm saving and learning to invest obsessively. i eat tinned fish for protein, i never eat out, i ride my bike everwhere, i've found places to get free hair cuts etc etc.
still i'm flatsharing and still in all probability i'm going to live a subpar life, even though i'm expecting a promotion soon and a higher salary.
the country is broken.
Swear I’ve seen this somewhere before
>Best pet is a fish, especially if you take the time to maintain a nice tank with real plants
well it was good while it lasted
absolutely love fanny
never tried it, though
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01/29/19(Tue)14:23:31 No.100803702
>Oh those silly millenials throwing away all their money, no wonder they have to flatshare
i am pulling in mid 30ks and because i'm so desperate to unjust my life by the time i'm planning to have a family i'm saving and learning to invest obsessively. i eat tinned fish for protein, i never eat out, i ride my bike everwhere, i've found places to get free hair cuts etc etc.
still i'm flatsharing and still in all probability i'm going to live a subpar life, even though i'm expecting a promotion soon and a higher salary.
the country is broken.
god piss off schizo you mess
You'll never improve your life if you don't take responsiblity. It's step one. Own up to the fact that you wish to lead a life you are not capable of earning and focus on improving yourself in order to earn that life you so desire, rather than scapegoating all older generations as evil people who hate you and using it as a crutch of self pity to justify your lack of motivation and inability to improve.
it's the old people who're causing the housing crisis
it's the 4ners
love when the enemy drops napalm in Rising Storm 2 or there's a guy running around with a flamethrower and you can hear people scream while they burn to death
some game.
the two aren't mutually exclusive you know
gunna have to expand on that one smelvin
might go play some king of fighters 98
hes not melvin i am
didn't realise hispanics were a sizable demographic in Britain
who conducted this survey, Yougov?
So much opportunity in the west, yet y'all niggas be complainin
Lol
Kevin Spacey is a narcissistic businessman who is trapped inside the body of a cat he purchased as a pet for his teenage daughter.
Reprising his role as the magical weirdo who fucks the protags shit up is Christopher Walken
No there isn't you stupid cunt
My previous tank looked good, too bad the fish died
Might try again at catching insects to keep in a small terrarium
Is it so bad it's good or just boring?
>tfw me staring out my flatshare window muttering 'one of these days, boomers, one of these days the housing bubble will burst and when it does...' cackling away to myself until my flat mate starts banging on my wall to tell me to be quiet
The former.
>tfw me staring out my flatshare window muttering 'one of these days, boomers, one of these days the housing bubble will burst and when it does...' cackling away to myself until my flat mate starts banging on my wall to tell me to be quiet
Would like to go on record as the first person ever to say "niggeryshit" on Jow Forums.
mad how one day, all the property will be owned
ah no, you have to think about why they're here
and that's because of economics relating to old people since they require a lot of maintenance via state pension and healthcare
p** nigger
>economics
Brain switches off at that word. Don't care. Not relevant. Not important. Fuck off
>all property owned
>all concepts copyrighted
>have to pay a monthly subscription to breathe
niggy wiggy
Find it amazing how people deny the importance of economics
Literally guides every decision made by individuals and society. Determines the quality of your life, the environment, technology etc
this sounds like a compelling scenario why do you hate it?
what's wrong niggly?
Don't give more than 3 particles of shit stuck to a rats anus sorry
lmao
But the foreigners take a net chunk out of the welfare state. I hear this a lot, people complain about pensions and old people and healthcare etc but the system would be entirely sustainable if we didn't import millions of 'people' from the third world who act as literal parasites on the welfare state. They siphon enough out to completely fuck the entire system. This isn't just through benefits and welfare though, this is through the huge burden they put on the NHS, Police and emergency services, child protective services, border control etc as well as the significant amount in lsot taxation via cash-in-hand illegal work. The problem is the foreigners, the legal immigrants the economic migrant 'refugees' and the illegal aliens, they're all as bad as one another and fundamentally responsible for the collapse of British welfare.
People used to say the same about Jesus
the pet nigger is whining
might throw him a pickled watermelon rind
eating the ol' fart on toast
The Secret Life of Niggers
hey guys, how's it foing
lad at work was telling us how we could solve domestic violence by giving every man a pet nigger to beat after work instead of beating his wife and kids
Economics is the study of these processes
Jesus was a man who gave a few sermons about morality and then died
I think we can do better than that...
hey guys, how's it foing
>Jesus was a man who gave a few sermons about morality and then died
All we hear is radio gaga
Radio googoo
Radio gaga
not a bad idea 2bh
but for me its beating my wife
>turtle hates women and black people
sad!
got 5% left boys somebody do something funny before my telephone dies
went all you can eat chinese on Sunday
gym yesterday and all my lifts went up
reckon I've not been eating enough
I'm talking about EU immigrants
How much do you normally eat?
nigger
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
Most foreigners who come here are only here for 1-3 years, not that many actually settle.
Those that come for short periods are usually illegible to get state services (no benefits, nhs surcharge) or not likely to use them (most 20 year old polish guys do not need to draw on the NHS for chronic illnesses)
rearing silkworms to make my own silk lads
>Cats are for feminised batty boys and post menopause women
So am I. The Poles are as bad as the pakis.
two weetabix with coconut milk and greek yogurt
apple
some kind of sweet thing like a hot cross bun
4 slices of bread's worth of sandwiches with some kind of cheese, meat and salad
dinner is usually a simple protein like salmon or chicken sausages, and veggies
maybe a bit of chocolate of an evening
tfw had a siamese fighting fish but it disintergrated randomly
make sure to exercise your cows
shitty fucking nigger bastard! poo poo up my pooey arse, shitty cum shitty cumstain wank, nigger bums, nigger poo, cuck wog nigger frot
me? im a dog person
>not many actually settle
Have you visited London recently? Birmingham? Bradford? Manchester?
i said do something funny not do something hilarious haha youve got me over here crying
you sir are epic
This is cut tier
any gammon man in
Boston would've been a better example
Captcha has been godawful tonight.
schizo is gay
anyone remember the cuckio meme
Time to recharge my jio
18+ website mate
time to recharge my nigger
People try to to put us down just because we get around
giving him some fried chicken?
Recharge your carpet shit face
plan to buy my own apartment this year
sue
recharging my shitting gay balls
pickled watermelon rinds
he gets kfc bones to chew on if we get kfc
A lot of londons BAME people came in from the 50s- early 2000s. More recent migrants are usually shorter term in london - all your spaniards pulling pints or chinese going to ucl
3000 pounds for the trip of a lifetime
Redpill me on what the average white leftist man thinks when he sees fellow leftists utterly tearing white men apart and calling them rapists, colonisers etc, and saying they have to "make room" and so on? Does he just say yeah that's me?
anyone climbed mount kilimanjaro?
Spending WAY too much on LSD.